You know you play dnd too much when.....

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slaunt

First Post

• Jul 24, 2005

• #1

....you see a smaller than average person on the street and greet them in dwarven.
....you try to cast teleport to get home.
....when you think of your boss as the bbeg and try to plot about his downfall.
....you pretend your work place is a dungeon, and that cute girl in accounting is a kidnapped princess and you must rescue her from the kobolds(Co-workers) who hold her prisoner.
....you tell people who know nothing about the game or the hobbie, about how you slew a dragon, and walked away with a million gps.
....you gave Harry Potter stats
....you wonder what feat legolas was using when he jumped on that shield and slid down the stairs shooting arrows at orcs in LOtR, and wonder if you DM will let you have that feat.

slaunt

 

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Storyteller01

First Post

• Jul 24, 2005

• #2

...you make it your mission to show MMORPG players the error of their ways.

 

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Maliki

First Post

• Jul 24, 2005

• #3

Have planned your course of action if orcs ever invade your work place.
Keep several swords and such in your home, just in case.

 

Bront

The man with the probe

• Jul 24, 2005

• #4

-Have to read any of these and think about if the answer is yes or no.
-Have the flavor text memorized so you can supliment the SRD yourself.
-Start an application for a promotion with "If you allow me to level up"
-Described further education as aquiring a PrC

 

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Storyteller01

First Post

• Jul 24, 2005

• #5

...you and your friends continually make jokes about people having to make initiative checks while at the mall. And the joke never gets old.

 

EricNoah

Adventurer

• Jul 24, 2005

• #6

(This is more Star Wars related, but...)

... there have been times when I have stretched out my hand for something that was just out of reach and I truly, honestly expected it to jump into my hand telekinetically. Just for a sec.

Yeah, something's wrong there...

 

Zander

Explorer

• Jul 24, 2005

• #7

You know you play D&D too much when...

...you shout "20!" when you climax.

 

greywulf

First Post

• Jul 24, 2005

• #8

...you've given your boss a Challenge Rating
...you've told your boss you've given them a Challenge Rating
...you're not taking your time; you're taking 10
...you quote page numbers instead of rules
...you know your own stats
...all your friends have stats too
...in your pocket is a d20. Always.

 

GravyFingerz

Gravymancer

• Jul 24, 2005

• #9

....when a friend of yours fumbles, you crack a joke about failing a Dex check
....when you're playing volleyball and the opposite teams serve makes it past your defense and no one noticed, you crack a joke about being flat-footed
....you have nightmares of being murdered by several game designer celebrities at a gencon, on your way to a Fulminata LARP, in a ides of march fashion

 

KenM

Banned

Banned

• Jul 24, 2005

• #10

.............. When a car misses you by "this much" and you think "whew, made my save.".