What do PC's eat?

Joker · Feb 4, 2007

Mine hasn't eaten anything since he started. He also doesn't need to go to the bathroom.

Yours?

Piratecat · Feb 4, 2007

Enough.

el-remmen · Feb 4, 2007

Since I am as much a resources and survival oriented DM as a story-oriented one, I remind players to tick off rations and use basic everyday tasks as a means of providing flavor text while describing scenes. . . "You are on watch, chewing on a piece of salted beef, when. . ." or "You head out deeper in the woods to dig a hole and do your business when you noticed a whole area of the forest that. . ."

You get the picture.

I also get a kick out of describing the luscious banquets at fancy inns or at balls and other social functions, as my players really respond to immersion and the character's desire to eat "good food" as compared to what they usually eat on the road.

Piratecat · Feb 4, 2007

Look, everyone! Moderators can post in closed threads!

el-remmen · Feb 4, 2007

Piratecat said:
Look, everyone! Moderators can post in closed threads!

Yes, but what do moderators eat?

Piratecat · Feb 4, 2007

Moderators eat closed threads, dammit. This thread is closed. That means, y'know, you stop posting in it.

el-remmen · Feb 4, 2007

Piratecat said:
Moderators eat closed threads, dammit. This thread is closed. That means, y'know, you stop posting in it.

I will when you will.

Piratecat · Feb 4, 2007

I'm an admin. I totally outrank you, Mister "I reversed my user name." You need to stop first.

If this is somehow unclear, feel free to email me.

el-remmen · Feb 4, 2007

Piratecat said:
feel free to email me.

After I had to change mine to get off your damn official Piratecat Endorsed Products Spam Mailing List?

No, thank you. What do I need a litter box especially designed for three-legged cats for?