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<blockquote data-quote="Ormocea" data-source="post: 6007570" data-attributes="member: 6699635"><p>My contribution.......</p><p> </p><p>Smeagolian Rhapsody (Gollum's Lament)</p><p>(To the music of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody)</p><p></p><p></p><p>This is my life-</p><p>A Tolkien fantasy-</p><p>Caught in a landslide-</p><p>No escaping Mt. Doom I see-</p><p>Open your eyes</p><p>Look up to the skies and see-</p><p>Two Hobbits waving, who give me no sympathy-</p><p>Because I’m sinking fast, I’m going down,</p><p>A little crisp, a little brown.</p><p>Anyway the Ring glows, it’s all that really matters to me,</p><p>To me</p><p></p><p>Mama, just killed Deagol,</p><p>Bashed a rock against his head,</p><p>Throttled him and now he’s dead,</p><p>Mama, it was my birth---day gift,</p><p>But now you all want me to go away-</p><p>Mama ooo,</p><p>Didn’t mean to make you cry-</p><p>I’ll be at the Misty Mountains come tomorrow-</p><p>Carry on, carry on, as if Smeagol doesn’t matter-</p><p></p><p>Too late, for working out,</p><p>I’m all skin hung on a spine-</p><p>Body’s aching all the time,</p><p>Goodbye everybody- I’ve got to go-</p><p>Gotta leave you all behind and eat my fish-</p><p>Mama ooo- (any way the Ring glows)</p><p>I’m not gonna die,</p><p>The goblins wish I’d never been born at all-</p><p></p><p>I see a little silhouetto of a man,</p><p>It’s a Hobbit! It’s a Hobbit! Every d**n Tolkien fan knows</p><p>Furry feet and pipeweed-very very frightening me-</p><p>Baggins, Baggins,</p><p>Baggins Baggins</p><p>Baggins Bilbo-not-Frodo</p><p>But I’m just Gollum and nobody loves me-</p><p>He’s just Gollum from a Gollum family-</p><p>Spare him his life - he’s a monstrosity-</p><p>Easy come easy go-, I won’t let the Ring go-</p><p>Precious! No-we will not let it go-let it go-</p><p>Precious! No-will not let it go-let it go</p><p>Precious! We will not let it go-let it go</p><p>Will not let it go-let it go</p><p>Will not let it go let it go</p><p>No,no,no,no,no,no,no-</p><p>Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-</p><p>Lord Sauron has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-</p><p></p><p>The fat hobbit tricked me, then spat in my eye-</p><p>Then Frodo he robbed me and left me to die-</p><p>Oh Master-can’t do this to me Master-</p><p>Just gotta get-just gotta get you and the Ring-</p><p></p><p>Nothing really matters,</p><p>Anyone can see,</p><p>Nothing really matters- just the Ring, it matters to me.</p><p></p><p>Any way the Ring glows....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ormocea, post: 6007570, member: 6699635"] My contribution....... Smeagolian Rhapsody (Gollum's Lament) (To the music of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody) This is my life- A Tolkien fantasy- Caught in a landslide- No escaping Mt. Doom I see- Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see- Two Hobbits waving, who give me no sympathy- Because I’m sinking fast, I’m going down, A little crisp, a little brown. Anyway the Ring glows, it’s all that really matters to me, To me Mama, just killed Deagol, Bashed a rock against his head, Throttled him and now he’s dead, Mama, it was my birth---day gift, But now you all want me to go away- Mama ooo, Didn’t mean to make you cry- I’ll be at the Misty Mountains come tomorrow- Carry on, carry on, as if Smeagol doesn’t matter- Too late, for working out, I’m all skin hung on a spine- Body’s aching all the time, Goodbye everybody- I’ve got to go- Gotta leave you all behind and eat my fish- Mama ooo- (any way the Ring glows) I’m not gonna die, The goblins wish I’d never been born at all- I see a little silhouetto of a man, It’s a Hobbit! It’s a Hobbit! Every d**n Tolkien fan knows Furry feet and pipeweed-very very frightening me- Baggins, Baggins, Baggins Baggins Baggins Bilbo-not-Frodo But I’m just Gollum and nobody loves me- He’s just Gollum from a Gollum family- Spare him his life - he’s a monstrosity- Easy come easy go-, I won’t let the Ring go- Precious! No-we will not let it go-let it go- Precious! No-will not let it go-let it go Precious! We will not let it go-let it go Will not let it go-let it go Will not let it go let it go No,no,no,no,no,no,no- Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go- Lord Sauron has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me- The fat hobbit tricked me, then spat in my eye- Then Frodo he robbed me and left me to die- Oh Master-can’t do this to me Master- Just gotta get-just gotta get you and the Ring- Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters- just the Ring, it matters to me. Any way the Ring glows.... [/QUOTE]
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