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<blockquote data-quote="Trouvere" data-source="post: 4947741" data-attributes="member: 37250"><p>"<span style="color: SandyBrown">I know, you told me yesterday, in the school's magic shop,</span>" says Keldar patiently. "<span style="color: SandyBrown">Thanks. Anyway, the salesman explained all about them. I could look like an old man or a young woman, you know. Maybe even an elf, or a half-orc with a halberd. But I haven't got one <em>now</em>, so I can't change my appearance in an instant. But fortunately, I keep a few changes of clothes, so I've done what I can. You can borrow my splendid yellow performing outfit, if you like! It's not as nice as my vestments, though. There are porridge stains on the leggings. They're somehow nastier than the grease marks and scorches on my priest's clothes. Ah, remember when Rapture got angry with me, because she thought I was trying to sell them to that old priest in Grenton as a holy relic?</span>"</p><p></p><p>Keldar rubs at the old marks, which vanish as though they were never there.</p><p></p><p>"<span style="color: SandyBrown">Well, that is odd,</span>" he says. "<span style="color: SandyBrown">They didn't clean up at all when I tried before. Hmm....</span>"</p><p></p><p>Keldar pulls out the infamous yellow entertainer's clothes. "<span style="color: SandyBrown">Clean!</span>" he says. "<span style="color: SandyBrown">Goodness me. Fancy that. Um... blue! Red! Green! Yellow!</span>"</p><p></p><p>Keldar sits down in a heap. "<span style="color: SandyBrown">Tommy!</span>" he says. "<span style="color: SandyBrown">It's almost as though anything I want to happen, happens.</span>"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Trouvere, post: 4947741, member: 37250"] "[COLOR="SandyBrown"]I know, you told me yesterday, in the school's magic shop,[/COLOR]" says Keldar patiently. "[COLOR="SandyBrown"]Thanks. Anyway, the salesman explained all about them. I could look like an old man or a young woman, you know. Maybe even an elf, or a half-orc with a halberd. But I haven't got one [I]now[/I], so I can't change my appearance in an instant. But fortunately, I keep a few changes of clothes, so I've done what I can. You can borrow my splendid yellow performing outfit, if you like! It's not as nice as my vestments, though. There are porridge stains on the leggings. They're somehow nastier than the grease marks and scorches on my priest's clothes. Ah, remember when Rapture got angry with me, because she thought I was trying to sell them to that old priest in Grenton as a holy relic?[/COLOR]" Keldar rubs at the old marks, which vanish as though they were never there. "[COLOR="SandyBrown"]Well, that is odd,[/COLOR]" he says. "[COLOR="SandyBrown"]They didn't clean up at all when I tried before. Hmm....[/COLOR]" Keldar pulls out the infamous yellow entertainer's clothes. "[COLOR="SandyBrown"]Clean![/COLOR]" he says. "[COLOR="SandyBrown"]Goodness me. Fancy that. Um... blue! Red! Green! Yellow![/COLOR]" Keldar sits down in a heap. "[COLOR="SandyBrown"]Tommy![/COLOR]" he says. "[COLOR="SandyBrown"]It's almost as though anything I want to happen, happens.[/COLOR]" [/QUOTE]
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