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<blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5552987" data-attributes="member: 60965"><p>Sir Exsixten steps forward and emits a metallic <em>screech</em>. A moment later any angry squirrel crawls out of a chink in Sir Exsixten's armor with a mouthful of wiring, chittering angrily at Sir Exsixten as he scampers away. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">1.024K PARDONS GOOD SIRS, HAD TO CLEAR MY THROAT. WE OF COURSE KNOW THE PLEDGE!</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">WE... UH... PLEDGE AMBIVALENCE TO SIR HARMONIA AND HIS GARGOYLES, FOR WE, LIKE THE HELICAL SPIRAL OF GENETIC MATERIAL FORM CHAINS OF UNCERTAINTY, BINDING OUR PEOPLES TOGETHER LIKE LACE. AMEN.</span> Sir Exsixten makes the sign of the cross, then a pentagram, then puts up devil horns, plays a brief game of rock paper scissors with himself and then holds his hand with a conspiratorial *wink* for the guard to give him a high five.</p><p></p><p>As he waits in vain for the completion to the "secret entrance ritual", Sir Exsixten leans back towards the group and says in a "whisper": <span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 9px">CITIZENS, PLAY ALONG, I THINK THEY'RE BUYING IT!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 9px"><INPUT PARSED, VERBAL PECUNIARY EXTRACTION ATTEMPT RECOGNIZED! SOLUTION SOLUTION SETTLING... MIX IN METAPHORS... FILTER OUT FALSITY... RESOLVE...></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">AHAH, A FIFTY GOLD DONATION? SIR EXSIXTEN CAN HANDLE THAT!</span></p><p></p><p>With a wrenching motion that sends everyone nearby stepping quickly out of the way Sir Exsixten draws his axe and begins tossing gold coins into the air in almost entirely fruitless attempts to cut coins apart in mid-air.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">CITIZENS, THEY REQUEST FIFTY GOLD, BUT THEY DO NOT SPECIFY THE MASS NOR DIMENSIONS OF SAID METAL. <span style="color: White">A coin goes flying down the tunnel as Sir Exsixten smacks it.</span> QUICKLY, CITIZENS, REPEATEDLY BIFURCATE YOUR SYMBOLIC WEALTH UNITS THAT WE MIGHT PRODUCE THEIR ARBITRARY ENTRANCE QUOTA AND ASCEND TO THE RAVEN LOFTS.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Iron Sky, post: 5552987, member: 60965"] Sir Exsixten steps forward and emits a metallic [I]screech[/I]. A moment later any angry squirrel crawls out of a chink in Sir Exsixten's armor with a mouthful of wiring, chittering angrily at Sir Exsixten as he scampers away. [COLOR=Orange]1.024K PARDONS GOOD SIRS, HAD TO CLEAR MY THROAT. WE OF COURSE KNOW THE PLEDGE! WE... UH... PLEDGE AMBIVALENCE TO SIR HARMONIA AND HIS GARGOYLES, FOR WE, LIKE THE HELICAL SPIRAL OF GENETIC MATERIAL FORM CHAINS OF UNCERTAINTY, BINDING OUR PEOPLES TOGETHER LIKE LACE. AMEN.[/COLOR] Sir Exsixten makes the sign of the cross, then a pentagram, then puts up devil horns, plays a brief game of rock paper scissors with himself and then holds his hand with a conspiratorial *wink* for the guard to give him a high five. As he waits in vain for the completion to the "secret entrance ritual", Sir Exsixten leans back towards the group and says in a "whisper": [COLOR=Orange][SIZE=1]CITIZENS, PLAY ALONG, I THINK THEY'RE BUYING IT! <INPUT PARSED, VERBAL PECUNIARY EXTRACTION ATTEMPT RECOGNIZED! SOLUTION SOLUTION SETTLING... MIX IN METAPHORS... FILTER OUT FALSITY... RESOLVE...> [/SIZE] AHAH, A FIFTY GOLD DONATION? SIR EXSIXTEN CAN HANDLE THAT![/COLOR] With a wrenching motion that sends everyone nearby stepping quickly out of the way Sir Exsixten draws his axe and begins tossing gold coins into the air in almost entirely fruitless attempts to cut coins apart in mid-air. [COLOR=Orange]CITIZENS, THEY REQUEST FIFTY GOLD, BUT THEY DO NOT SPECIFY THE MASS NOR DIMENSIONS OF SAID METAL. [COLOR=White]A coin goes flying down the tunnel as Sir Exsixten smacks it.[/COLOR] QUICKLY, CITIZENS, REPEATEDLY BIFURCATE YOUR SYMBOLIC WEALTH UNITS THAT WE MIGHT PRODUCE THEIR ARBITRARY ENTRANCE QUOTA AND ASCEND TO THE RAVEN LOFTS.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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