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<blockquote data-quote="Mewness" data-source="post: 5210191" data-attributes="member: 14889"><p><strong>Wall... Of... Teeeeext!</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Wheat">"Castofle!"</span> Papolstaanas exclaims happily. <span style="color: Wheat">"We're so glad to see you! You see these horrible <em>zocaltiplapata</em>--um, these really bad people burned the plantation and killed the workers and stole the <em>zocalti</em> and so we tried to-to-to get restitution from the head-man of Newhill, because that's how things are supposed to work, it's his jurisdiction or whatever, but he won't give it to us because he's undead and kind of crazy, well not <em>crazy</em> exactly, just, I don't know, sort of <em>depressed</em>, like the endless undead existence isn't all it's cracked up to be, you know? And he's kind of lost pleasure in his life or death or whatever, but you see he likes, he likes <em>food</em>, and <em>drink</em>, I mean he used to before he <em>died</em> and became whatever he is now, only it's not the same because his tongue or his nose doesn't work or something or maybe he doesn't even <em>have</em> a tongue or a nose, I mean I haven't really looked closely at his face because frankly he's sort of scary, and so he keeps hiring cooks hoping that they can restore his pleasure in fine cuisine but they can't because they lack vision but <em>you</em> could, because you have such incredible ideas, and wouldn't it just be the most amazing achievement if you could make a dish that would, that would--knock an undead fellow's socks off or whatever he has on his feet to be knocked off?"</span> Papolstaanas doesn't appear to notice that Castofle isn't paying much attention. <span style="color: Wheat">"B-b-but what are you doing in, in the kitchen? You don't work <em>here</em>, do you?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mewness, post: 5210191, member: 14889"] [b]Wall... Of... Teeeeext![/b] [COLOR="Wheat"]"Castofle!"[/COLOR] Papolstaanas exclaims happily. [COLOR="Wheat"]"We're so glad to see you! You see these horrible [I]zocaltiplapata[/I]--um, these really bad people burned the plantation and killed the workers and stole the [I]zocalti[/I] and so we tried to-to-to get restitution from the head-man of Newhill, because that's how things are supposed to work, it's his jurisdiction or whatever, but he won't give it to us because he's undead and kind of crazy, well not [I]crazy[/I] exactly, just, I don't know, sort of [I]depressed[/I], like the endless undead existence isn't all it's cracked up to be, you know? And he's kind of lost pleasure in his life or death or whatever, but you see he likes, he likes [I]food[/I], and [I]drink[/I], I mean he used to before he [I]died[/I] and became whatever he is now, only it's not the same because his tongue or his nose doesn't work or something or maybe he doesn't even [I]have[/I] a tongue or a nose, I mean I haven't really looked closely at his face because frankly he's sort of scary, and so he keeps hiring cooks hoping that they can restore his pleasure in fine cuisine but they can't because they lack vision but [I]you[/I] could, because you have such incredible ideas, and wouldn't it just be the most amazing achievement if you could make a dish that would, that would--knock an undead fellow's socks off or whatever he has on his feet to be knocked off?"[/COLOR] Papolstaanas doesn't appear to notice that Castofle isn't paying much attention. [COLOR="Wheat"]"B-b-but what are you doing in, in the kitchen? You don't work [I]here[/I], do you?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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