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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5020412" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>Tonk shadowing the party in the brush alongside the road, sneaks over to the farmhouse and breaks in. He walks out the front door. <span style="color: DarkSlateGray">(Stealth: <a href="http://www.hwx.it/wizards.com/dice.php?sid=3495#123569" target="_blank">1d20+11=29</a>. Thievery: <a href="http://www.hwx.it/wizards.com/dice.php?sid=3495#123568" target="_blank">1d20+12=25</a>.)</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"No need magic for to get in and out of farmhouse without trace. See? Is easy! It not even little difficult like office of priest in temple of Lauto. And you guy is all crazy for to walk down middle of road to get anywhere! I only be in Daunton for two day, and I is attack bunch of time while walk on road! Yes! Attack by bandit, attack by hobgoblin, attack by spectre, attack by elemental! Is crazy! I even attack by lizard when I leave road for to poop! And I no too proud to say that scare pants off of me! Hee-hee! Get joke? Is funny!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk waves at Larinza. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"Oh, and hello pretty human lady! Is you single? Because I is look for good wife for to make the strong half-orc baby! I think you is got enough steel in bone for to not die in childbirth and no leave me sad widower who always cry for lost wife. Is no need for you to say no or yes to marry now, but is something for to think about!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk turns back to the couple. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"Oh, and please no think I no interest in daughter of you. Is just hard for to find good wife with way adventurer dating scene work nowaday. You know, find nice girl, then nice girl squish by monster, eat by monster, and poop by monster. Now no more nice girl! No that I say girl of you is eat by monster and now poop of the monster. I just try for to keep option open, yes?"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 5020412, member: 4413"] Tonk shadowing the party in the brush alongside the road, sneaks over to the farmhouse and breaks in. He walks out the front door. [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"](Stealth: [URL=http://www.hwx.it/wizards.com/dice.php?sid=3495#123569]1d20+11=29[/URL]. Thievery: [URL=http://www.hwx.it/wizards.com/dice.php?sid=3495#123568]1d20+12=25[/URL].)[/COLOR] [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]"No need magic for to get in and out of farmhouse without trace. See? Is easy! It not even little difficult like office of priest in temple of Lauto. And you guy is all crazy for to walk down middle of road to get anywhere! I only be in Daunton for two day, and I is attack bunch of time while walk on road! Yes! Attack by bandit, attack by hobgoblin, attack by spectre, attack by elemental! Is crazy! I even attack by lizard when I leave road for to poop! And I no too proud to say that scare pants off of me! Hee-hee! Get joke? Is funny!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk waves at Larinza. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"Oh, and hello pretty human lady! Is you single? Because I is look for good wife for to make the strong half-orc baby! I think you is got enough steel in bone for to not die in childbirth and no leave me sad widower who always cry for lost wife. Is no need for you to say no or yes to marry now, but is something for to think about!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk turns back to the couple. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"Oh, and please no think I no interest in daughter of you. Is just hard for to find good wife with way adventurer dating scene work nowaday. You know, find nice girl, then nice girl squish by monster, eat by monster, and poop by monster. Now no more nice girl! No that I say girl of you is eat by monster and now poop of the monster. I just try for to keep option open, yes?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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