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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5037600" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>Hacker opens one eye and snorts in derision.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Oh, give me a ***** break! Not even twenty-four ***** hours, and I'm exposed to another ***** round of gawds-***** posturing from a bunch of hopped-up ad-*****-venturer types. Gawds! Yeah, we get it! We ***** get it! You're tough. He's tough. We're all ***** tough. Next thing you know, Whistle-Britches will start his 'I'm not posturing, but I'm deeply paranoid and have severe trust issues, so I'm going to threaten you with violence, but REALLY, I'm not posturing' routine. *****! Get a ***** life, you losers! Hey, here's a novel ***** idea for you! How about when you meet a new person, you ***** say, 'Hello!' Then, you ***** introduce yourself. And you do it without pointing a weapon at a complete ***** stranger! Gawds-***** it! You know you're going to end up working together, so could we please dispense with the bull*****?!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"I mean, *****! What sick, *****-up, twisted-***** world do you live in that you think it's appropriate to walk into someone else's HOME, point a WEAPON in a stranger's face, and threaten to KILL them?! Do you not see the absolute ***** absurdity of what you're doing?! In your head, do you think that you're the good guy or the hero of the story BECAUSE you're doing this?! Last time I checked, it's the bad guys that run about threatening people willy-*****-nilly. *****, it's so ***** bad that civilized folk invented these little things called--oh, what's that **** word?--LAWS that codify society's general disapproval of these actions. Yeah, that's right. You're the ***** villain of this set piece!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"You know what? ***** this *****, and ***** you, you crazy ***** psycho elf-chick. I don't have time for this bull*****. When you guys get this sorted out, come find me. I'll be making a ***** sandwich in the ***** kitchen, assuming I can ***** find it."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Hacker storms out and slams the door.</p><p></p><p>Hacker opens the door again and points at Tristan.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Now, Mr. Elf, I'm not ***** at you. The whole 'Hi, there. Are you the crazy killer guys?' schtick had style and a measure of class."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"But you..."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He points at Woe.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"And you..."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He points at Mikara.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Grow the ***** up! And learn some ***** manners!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"And you..."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He points at Fritz.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Get your gawds-***** ***** over here and direct me to the ***** kitchen!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Fritz bustles through the door as Hacker holds it open. The gnome slams the door again.</p><p></p><p>Through the closed door, you hear him shouting to himself, <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Oh, look at me! I'm so tough! I'm going to threaten a stranger! Wow! You're not so tough! I'm tougher, so I'm going to threaten you for threatening me! Pfah! I'm going to threaten you for threatening me for threatening you! Not so fast! I'm going to *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! Yes, Fritz, it IS juvenille bull*****!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>The sound dies as he stomps away down the hall.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 5037600, member: 4413"] Hacker opens one eye and snorts in derision. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"Oh, give me a ***** break! Not even twenty-four ***** hours, and I'm exposed to another ***** round of gawds-***** posturing from a bunch of hopped-up ad-*****-venturer types. Gawds! Yeah, we get it! We ***** get it! You're tough. He's tough. We're all ***** tough. Next thing you know, Whistle-Britches will start his 'I'm not posturing, but I'm deeply paranoid and have severe trust issues, so I'm going to threaten you with violence, but REALLY, I'm not posturing' routine. *****! Get a ***** life, you losers! Hey, here's a novel ***** idea for you! How about when you meet a new person, you ***** say, 'Hello!' Then, you ***** introduce yourself. And you do it without pointing a weapon at a complete ***** stranger! Gawds-***** it! You know you're going to end up working together, so could we please dispense with the bull*****?!" "I mean, *****! What sick, *****-up, twisted-***** world do you live in that you think it's appropriate to walk into someone else's HOME, point a WEAPON in a stranger's face, and threaten to KILL them?! Do you not see the absolute ***** absurdity of what you're doing?! In your head, do you think that you're the good guy or the hero of the story BECAUSE you're doing this?! Last time I checked, it's the bad guys that run about threatening people willy-*****-nilly. *****, it's so ***** bad that civilized folk invented these little things called--oh, what's that **** word?--LAWS that codify society's general disapproval of these actions. Yeah, that's right. You're the ***** villain of this set piece!" "You know what? ***** this *****, and ***** you, you crazy ***** psycho elf-chick. I don't have time for this bull*****. When you guys get this sorted out, come find me. I'll be making a ***** sandwich in the ***** kitchen, assuming I can ***** find it."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Hacker storms out and slams the door. Hacker opens the door again and points at Tristan. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"Now, Mr. Elf, I'm not ***** at you. The whole 'Hi, there. Are you the crazy killer guys?' schtick had style and a measure of class."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"But you..."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] He points at Woe. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"And you..."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] He points at Mikara. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"Grow the ***** up! And learn some ***** manners!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"And you..."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] He points at Fritz. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"Get your gawds-***** ***** over here and direct me to the ***** kitchen!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Fritz bustles through the door as Hacker holds it open. The gnome slams the door again. Through the closed door, you hear him shouting to himself, [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"Oh, look at me! I'm so tough! I'm going to threaten a stranger! Wow! You're not so tough! I'm tougher, so I'm going to threaten you for threatening me! Pfah! I'm going to threaten you for threatening me for threatening you! Not so fast! I'm going to *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! Yes, Fritz, it IS juvenille bull*****!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] The sound dies as he stomps away down the hall. [/QUOTE]
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