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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5039861" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>Hacker haws, spewing the brew, which sizzles as it hits the floor. He rocks back and forth, laughing and clapping his feet (as his hands are full). Then, he turns to Atreus, <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"See, Whistlebritches? This here is a fine example of a-*****-propriate manners. Not that you'd know it, even if it beat you senseless and ***** you up the *****."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Hacker nods at the vampire. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkorange">"Okay, boss-man. Everybody has made the nice-nice. Why don't you give us the first ***** mission? And may I make two suggestions? First, how 'bout we break open whatever coffers and secret vaults fatso here has squirreled about his domicile, because a well-equipped servant is an ef-****-fective servant? Second, how 'bout you use that vast necrotic-energy-powered intellect of yours and give us the summarized version of whatever ***** sob-story you want to use to motivate us to do your ***** bidding? 'Cause, honestly, we all just don't give a *****. We're adventurers, right? That means all ya need do is tell where the gawds-***** treasure is located, and we'll heap a mighty-big pile of bodies on the pathway to it. No necessity for all that ***** back-story and bull**** and pathos and ethos and what-*****-not. It's not like we're gonna remember it anyways."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 5039861, member: 4413"] Hacker haws, spewing the brew, which sizzles as it hits the floor. He rocks back and forth, laughing and clapping his feet (as his hands are full). Then, he turns to Atreus, [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"See, Whistlebritches? This here is a fine example of a-*****-propriate manners. Not that you'd know it, even if it beat you senseless and ***** you up the *****."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Hacker nods at the vampire. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkorange"]"Okay, boss-man. Everybody has made the nice-nice. Why don't you give us the first ***** mission? And may I make two suggestions? First, how 'bout we break open whatever coffers and secret vaults fatso here has squirreled about his domicile, because a well-equipped servant is an ef-****-fective servant? Second, how 'bout you use that vast necrotic-energy-powered intellect of yours and give us the summarized version of whatever ***** sob-story you want to use to motivate us to do your ***** bidding? 'Cause, honestly, we all just don't give a *****. We're adventurers, right? That means all ya need do is tell where the gawds-***** treasure is located, and we'll heap a mighty-big pile of bodies on the pathway to it. No necessity for all that ***** back-story and bull**** and pathos and ethos and what-*****-not. It's not like we're gonna remember it anyways."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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