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<blockquote data-quote="Dunamin" data-source="post: 5062014" data-attributes="member: 57529"><p>Woe casually strolls up to the spell-slinging dwarf, leans on his head, and tsk-tsks condescendingly.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">“Reasonable move, duergar, smartest one you’ve made since last you showered. We’ll work out some fair compensation for all the modest distraction your cantrips have entertained us with, then we’ll move on to payment for the second-rank fisticuffs of your peers. So let’s make a tally of the "distress" you’ve attempted:”</span></p><p></p><p>The fighter casts a glance at the downed halberdier.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">“Halfassed introduction. Check.”</span></p><p></p><p>He puts out some embers still smouldering on his shield.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">“Unsupervised arson. Check.”</span></p><p></p><p>He waves a hand in front of his nose.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">“Olfactory offence. Check.”</span></p><p></p><p>He plucks out one of the darts that got lodged between his armor scales.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">“Sub-tailor quality needlework. Check.”</span></p><p></p><p>Finally, he gives the dwarf the stink eye.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">“Starting what you can’t finish... <strong>Check</strong>.” </span></p><p></p><p>Woe makes a couple of calculations in his head, shrugs, and puts out his hand.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">“Tell ya’ what. Just leave your little purse with me and I’ll resolve all the financial modifications, while you hop over and try to save the girl and your boyfriend from bleeding to death.”</span></p><p></p><p>[sblock=Needless to say]If the dwarf tries anything funny, there’s readied Rain of Blows and other funnies coming his way. Woe'll make sure to loot people thoroughly in the meantime.[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dunamin, post: 5062014, member: 57529"] Woe casually strolls up to the spell-slinging dwarf, leans on his head, and tsk-tsks condescendingly. [COLOR="Blue"]“Reasonable move, duergar, smartest one you’ve made since last you showered. We’ll work out some fair compensation for all the modest distraction your cantrips have entertained us with, then we’ll move on to payment for the second-rank fisticuffs of your peers. So let’s make a tally of the "distress" you’ve attempted:”[/COLOR] The fighter casts a glance at the downed halberdier. [COLOR="Blue"]“Halfassed introduction. Check.”[/COLOR] He puts out some embers still smouldering on his shield. [COLOR="Blue"]“Unsupervised arson. Check.”[/COLOR] He waves a hand in front of his nose. [COLOR="Blue"]“Olfactory offence. Check.”[/COLOR] He plucks out one of the darts that got lodged between his armor scales. [COLOR="Blue"]“Sub-tailor quality needlework. Check.”[/COLOR] Finally, he gives the dwarf the stink eye. [COLOR="Blue"]“Starting what you can’t finish... [B]Check[/B].” [/COLOR] Woe makes a couple of calculations in his head, shrugs, and puts out his hand. [COLOR="Blue"]“Tell ya’ what. Just leave your little purse with me and I’ll resolve all the financial modifications, while you hop over and try to save the girl and your boyfriend from bleeding to death.”[/COLOR] [sblock=Needless to say]If the dwarf tries anything funny, there’s readied Rain of Blows and other funnies coming his way. Woe'll make sure to loot people thoroughly in the meantime.[/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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