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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5071174" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>Hacker's banjo transform into an acoustic guitar, which he strums. <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"Y'all can join in if y'all know the chorus."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He begins singing his World Famous Song, 'I Once Killed a Man for Snoring Too Loud', an exemplar of the murder ballad (a genre, incidentally, created by Hacker)...</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I once killed a man for snoring too loud.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">And that was an act of which I am proud.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">His raucuous snozzling stirred me from my bed,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So I took a hammer and stove in his head.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Snooooooreeeee,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Snoooooorooooe,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Snore-a-diddly-I-dee-ay</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If you snore too loud, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px">It's you I must slay.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>This continues for another twenty verses which catalogue in detail the murder act, body disposal, and consequent good night's sleep, along with a bridge that involves yodeling.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 5071174, member: 4413"] Hacker's banjo transform into an acoustic guitar, which he strums. [FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]"Y'all can join in if y'all know the chorus."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] He begins singing his World Famous Song, 'I Once Killed a Man for Snoring Too Loud', an exemplar of the murder ballad (a genre, incidentally, created by Hacker)... [COLOR="darkorange"][FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"]I once killed a man for snoring too loud. And that was an act of which I am proud. His raucuous snozzling stirred me from my bed, So I took a hammer and stove in his head. Snooooooreeeee, Snoooooorooooe, Snore-a-diddly-I-dee-ay If you snore too loud, It's you I must slay.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] This continues for another twenty verses which catalogue in detail the murder act, body disposal, and consequent good night's sleep, along with a bridge that involves yodeling. [/QUOTE]
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