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<blockquote data-quote="skullsmurfer" data-source="post: 2332895" data-attributes="member: 17151"><p style="margin-left: 20px">The Sharn Anonymous is pleased to introduce our new sponsor. Mooneye 'the Necrognome' Rocco is a Khorvair University Alumni. His Flesh to Provender Spell rocked both the magical and international communities. He became the youngest student ever to gain a degree, face 16 different death sentences and personal visit by a deity. The Nation of Breland drafted now infamous Statutes of Law, Magic, and Morality to prevent just such a thing from ever happening again. In his column, Immortal Whims, he will share his unique outlook on life while answering reader letters about the world of magic. This week Mooneye answers an anonymous letter from a New Cyre Noble.--Editor</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong>Text removed by writer request</strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p><p>"Well, young noble, I am very pleased you asked about Murder Dolls. I happen to have invented the process. At the time, I was running from various forms of death. I was still mortal so, in a sense, I was inspired by base primal fear. My disertation on recycling flesh was not well received at the University, my spell, Flesh to Provender did not have the desired effect at the Alumni Fundraiser, either. I graduated, but only because a blood sucker from Karrnath promised to add a new wing to the Magical Research Building."</p><p> </p><p>"I was young and I ended up enslaving a few demons to complete the transformational formulae. The Scroll of Murder Doll proved a godsend whenever I needed to confuse the Inquisitors and other zealots crying for my still mortal blood. There was no shortage of raw materials. Once I started selling it, I made enough gold to finance my first experiments with immortality. I can honestly say that the Scroll of Murder Doll doesn't top the genius of my Flesh to Provender Spell, but it remains dear to my cold stony heart. I would like to send you a copy of my autobiography and Scroll of Murder Doll for your very own. I also would like to wish you the best of luck with that inheritance. You should never let anything stand in the way of your happiness. Don't worry, I know where you live."--- </p><p></p><p>Sincerely, </p><p>Mooneye 'the Necrognome' Rocco</p><p> </p><p>P.S. Here's a quick recipe for all of those aspiring Necromancers out there. Send in your recipe, the closest to the original gets a prize, and a personal visit from me. Good Luck!</p><p></p><p>Scroll of Murder Doll:</p><p></p><p>Take one mid-level necromancer. Add a freshly murdered corpse, neither touched by the sun, nor blessed by any priest. Paint ingeniusly complex incantation onto corpse with a mixture of grave butter and the blood of a small freshly killed predator. I like cats personallly, though my first success came with a ferret. Under the light of the full moon perform a ritual whereby the true name of the donor body is ritually disassembled. Repeat three times. The resulting parchment scroll requires a drop of blood to create an untraceable duplicate. The creature is a mindless savage, kill it and it makes a fine corpse. Just remember that it only lives for one hour, but regardless of how it dies, it reanimates as the hungry dead. Enjoy.</p><p></p><p><strong>Editor's Note:<strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong>We don't know what Mooneye is talking about, do not, I repeat do not, draw his attention. There is evidence that he eats competitors, so don't tempt fate. Further, we are not giving out prizes, I don't care how many times he resurrects my mother. No prizes, don't ask.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="skullsmurfer, post: 2332895, member: 17151"] [INDENT]The Sharn Anonymous is pleased to introduce our new sponsor. Mooneye 'the Necrognome' Rocco is a Khorvair University Alumni. His Flesh to Provender Spell rocked both the magical and international communities. He became the youngest student ever to gain a degree, face 16 different death sentences and personal visit by a deity. The Nation of Breland drafted now infamous Statutes of Law, Magic, and Morality to prevent just such a thing from ever happening again. In his column, Immortal Whims, he will share his unique outlook on life while answering reader letters about the world of magic. This week Mooneye answers an anonymous letter from a New Cyre Noble.--Editor [B]Text removed by writer request[/B] [/INDENT]"Well, young noble, I am very pleased you asked about Murder Dolls. I happen to have invented the process. At the time, I was running from various forms of death. I was still mortal so, in a sense, I was inspired by base primal fear. My disertation on recycling flesh was not well received at the University, my spell, Flesh to Provender did not have the desired effect at the Alumni Fundraiser, either. I graduated, but only because a blood sucker from Karrnath promised to add a new wing to the Magical Research Building." "I was young and I ended up enslaving a few demons to complete the transformational formulae. The Scroll of Murder Doll proved a godsend whenever I needed to confuse the Inquisitors and other zealots crying for my still mortal blood. There was no shortage of raw materials. Once I started selling it, I made enough gold to finance my first experiments with immortality. I can honestly say that the Scroll of Murder Doll doesn't top the genius of my Flesh to Provender Spell, but it remains dear to my cold stony heart. I would like to send you a copy of my autobiography and Scroll of Murder Doll for your very own. I also would like to wish you the best of luck with that inheritance. You should never let anything stand in the way of your happiness. Don't worry, I know where you live."--- Sincerely, Mooneye 'the Necrognome' Rocco P.S. Here's a quick recipe for all of those aspiring Necromancers out there. Send in your recipe, the closest to the original gets a prize, and a personal visit from me. Good Luck! Scroll of Murder Doll: Take one mid-level necromancer. Add a freshly murdered corpse, neither touched by the sun, nor blessed by any priest. Paint ingeniusly complex incantation onto corpse with a mixture of grave butter and the blood of a small freshly killed predator. I like cats personallly, though my first success came with a ferret. Under the light of the full moon perform a ritual whereby the true name of the donor body is ritually disassembled. Repeat three times. The resulting parchment scroll requires a drop of blood to create an untraceable duplicate. The creature is a mindless savage, kill it and it makes a fine corpse. Just remember that it only lives for one hour, but regardless of how it dies, it reanimates as the hungry dead. Enjoy. [B]Editor's Note:[B] [/B]We don't know what Mooneye is talking about, do not, I repeat do not, draw his attention. There is evidence that he eats competitors, so don't tempt fate. Further, we are not giving out prizes, I don't care how many times he resurrects my mother. No prizes, don't ask.[B][/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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