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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 1968" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Dudettes, where was I. Oh. Elf babe wants to scout one more room before they go back to buy new threads for Amber. Back to the stag party room where the elf babe becomes one with a door again. </p><p></p><p>Now I was trying Zen grow some toes to leave these squares. But Floppy and all his adventurers were zoning, while elf babe trying to pick a lock, which wasn't hers. I hear nightmare doing the seal act and coming underneath the wall, which separated the basements. Night is a real downer and uptight. He thinks everything under the mountain is his you dig. And wants us out. He old greedy jazz loving fart, who wants us to vacant his crib. So he splits.</p><p></p><p>Hold on dudes! I mean he spits. Boy man oh man talk about an acid trip. He was laying out some heavy acid. The dude had heartburn bad and need a V W busload of Tums for his terrible tummy ache. The elf babe started tumbling to the back of the group. Yo! Dudes! The bard comes with some cool acid rock. And the Amazon babe mail shirt is smoking. Dudes I could not stand it. This was a bad scene and my boy Floppy starts freaking!</p><p></p><p>Floppy back stabs the bard! He didn't dig the beat or old Nightly and him were thinking of doing a Butch and Sundance to kids. Elf babe is now uptight and she back stabs Floppy. Meanwhile the party has started with the dragon. Suddenly it becomes still like over troubled waters. The dragon has swum away and Floppy is coming down off his bad trip. I look around and Amber chick is nearly naked again. I can did being one with nature and all but this is getting to be a habit with the chick. So back to town to buy more threads for Ember. </p><p></p><p>That visit to town was a bummer. During the party, I made some pointed remarks to her after she backstabbed my boy Floppy. Elf babe is tripping and laying on this heavy guilt trip all around. And then she starts laying some bull about it being all my fault. I should have warned everyone. I was not doing my duty. Had no honor. Dudes she was bumming me out. I made a few cutting remarks about her being one with the Doors when she could have watching out for the man. Then she starts lay it on about how come she never heard of me and who used to own me. She never heard of them either. I think she is a nark. You know man, like if you fireball her you'll smell bacon. It was a bad scene. A whole week of these bad vibes were beginning to get me down. I started hoping her bad karma would carve her up man.</p><p></p><p>Dude you got a light? Any pizza left? The ones with magic mushrooms?</p><p></p><p>We get back to the mountain. And some half-breeds cops had started to secure the place. Could they have been some of elf babe's ex boy friends? Floppy and his crew start the party and the cops bite the big one. A couple of less of the man you dig. The Druid tell us this breed of cat, um cop was call Troglodytes. I could care less that they like frogs or dykes. It was like all water under the bridge, you get it. Floppy and his buds trot down to the main hall again. This time, they listen, when I lay out for them that more cops are hiding out on the other side of wall. So Tickle Berry tosses down a snifter of brandy and grabs the Druid and they do the frog thing and swim under the wall. </p><p>They start to off the cops um frogs um troglodytes. One decides to split, squealing as he went. The rest of group starts joining the party. The Amazon babe, and Tickle chick start giving chase to the pig, who was squealing. He was running for the door; just then baritone bard lays down some pointed barbs of his own. He pincushions the dude. Ember chick, um babe, scopes out the scene and we must had raided a dunking doughnuts convention. Because the man is in the house and he not soused! Ember slams the door in their faces and Tickle berry runs up to lay her mambo on the lock.</p><p></p><p>Just as she about to lock the lock, she does an groovy two and half back flip into the stream. And the door crashes down on Amazon babe's head. The cops are pouring out of there; like we selling free coffee. Amazon is being used as a doormat. Tickle berry is all sneaking up on the door. A couple of the man are trying to bust the bard. And couple of more are halfway to him. </p><p></p><p>Suddenly this giant lizard appears and tries to eat the Druid. Guess it needed some roughage. Floppy and I are laying down some heavy steel to the coppers. The elf babe does a back flip and lands on the lizard's back and cuts the lizard's throat. Guess her and her pants are useful. The head pig is bouncing up and down on the door, which is bouncing up and down on the Amazon chick. But Tickle Brandy takes him down. Meanwhile, the bard lays down a good beat and starts making cold cuts of the pigs. </p><p>Yo! Dudes and dudettes. </p><p>Guess what! </p><p></p><p>We didn't have to go back to the town because Ember was shaken but not stirred. The adventurers paint their signs on the cops' headquarters and finally decide to go after the dragon.</p><p>Though it was a bummer dudes. The cops didn't have any doughnuts. BUMMER.</p><p></p><p>Floppy and I decide to lead the way. Amazon chick follows. Then the bard and druid say they come. And the rogues bring up the rear. We start sneaking down the chain ladder. About half way down I notice the dragon about to lay down a line of coke. Um Acid. Yeah a line of acid. I tell my boy Floppy to jump and the party starts. First of all Elf babe and halfling chick split. I think elf babe came back because she wanted a cut of the treasure. Later we just had to follow the halfling droppings to find the town and the halfling.</p><p></p><p>Well my boy jumped and so did the bard. I screamed not to hit the bridge. Baritone Bard chanted out some weak forties tune about if I was a feather. Fortunately Floppy missed the bridge. The dragon flew up the chimney clawing up Ember and druid, and his monkey. It paused and landed at the top. I was hoping it was having elf chow. Night light dives back down on the party and let fly again with his upset tummy. So, some of the group get some shots in. And I was needing a shot. My boy was trying to tackle the dragon. You know what happen. You dog the scene with Gillian, the Skipper too, and fish. You know the episode with the huge fish that pulls John Denver around the lake. My boy was Gillian. Being towed through the water and was nearly drowned before he drank a potion of water breathing. Knighting gale got tried of that trip and just let go. We would have been down the river. Wash up! Tossed up on the shores of trip or lee and misfortune. My boy and I swam to shore. The dragon had been laying it down with the Druid and Ember chick. Night school decides come back and take a bite out of Floppy.</p><p></p><p>NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BOY FLOPPY!</p><p></p><p>I let go with my mojo. It was all cool. </p><p>That about under the mountain in the Dwarven village of Lilly hammer.</p><p>Tomorrow they discussing on whether to go to Harts ford. Some thing about fried cleric. </p><p>Catch you later and see you on the flip side.</p><p>Lana aka Elf babe speaks</p><p>Ah, come on Steelbreath...tell about the white lizard. You are forgetting some of the story. Chests and treasures are always good but the destruction is better. And if you believe that one, I have a bridge in a nice cavern to sell you. Heck for the right price, I'll sell you the entire cavern, succubus, trap doors, alchemist fire and all. </p><p>Now stop insulting me! Just tell your dang story! </p><p></p><p>Darryl reply</p><p>yo elf babe. i thunk it was mempo and the white lizard. Or are talking about Alice and the White rabbit when she 9 feet talk um tall</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 1968, member: 277"] Dudettes, where was I. Oh. Elf babe wants to scout one more room before they go back to buy new threads for Amber. Back to the stag party room where the elf babe becomes one with a door again. Now I was trying Zen grow some toes to leave these squares. But Floppy and all his adventurers were zoning, while elf babe trying to pick a lock, which wasn't hers. I hear nightmare doing the seal act and coming underneath the wall, which separated the basements. Night is a real downer and uptight. He thinks everything under the mountain is his you dig. And wants us out. He old greedy jazz loving fart, who wants us to vacant his crib. So he splits. Hold on dudes! I mean he spits. Boy man oh man talk about an acid trip. He was laying out some heavy acid. The dude had heartburn bad and need a V W busload of Tums for his terrible tummy ache. The elf babe started tumbling to the back of the group. Yo! Dudes! The bard comes with some cool acid rock. And the Amazon babe mail shirt is smoking. Dudes I could not stand it. This was a bad scene and my boy Floppy starts freaking! Floppy back stabs the bard! He didn't dig the beat or old Nightly and him were thinking of doing a Butch and Sundance to kids. Elf babe is now uptight and she back stabs Floppy. Meanwhile the party has started with the dragon. Suddenly it becomes still like over troubled waters. The dragon has swum away and Floppy is coming down off his bad trip. I look around and Amber chick is nearly naked again. I can did being one with nature and all but this is getting to be a habit with the chick. So back to town to buy more threads for Ember. That visit to town was a bummer. During the party, I made some pointed remarks to her after she backstabbed my boy Floppy. Elf babe is tripping and laying on this heavy guilt trip all around. And then she starts laying some bull about it being all my fault. I should have warned everyone. I was not doing my duty. Had no honor. Dudes she was bumming me out. I made a few cutting remarks about her being one with the Doors when she could have watching out for the man. Then she starts lay it on about how come she never heard of me and who used to own me. She never heard of them either. I think she is a nark. You know man, like if you fireball her you'll smell bacon. It was a bad scene. A whole week of these bad vibes were beginning to get me down. I started hoping her bad karma would carve her up man. Dude you got a light? Any pizza left? The ones with magic mushrooms? We get back to the mountain. And some half-breeds cops had started to secure the place. Could they have been some of elf babe's ex boy friends? Floppy and his crew start the party and the cops bite the big one. A couple of less of the man you dig. The Druid tell us this breed of cat, um cop was call Troglodytes. I could care less that they like frogs or dykes. It was like all water under the bridge, you get it. Floppy and his buds trot down to the main hall again. This time, they listen, when I lay out for them that more cops are hiding out on the other side of wall. So Tickle Berry tosses down a snifter of brandy and grabs the Druid and they do the frog thing and swim under the wall. They start to off the cops um frogs um troglodytes. One decides to split, squealing as he went. The rest of group starts joining the party. The Amazon babe, and Tickle chick start giving chase to the pig, who was squealing. He was running for the door; just then baritone bard lays down some pointed barbs of his own. He pincushions the dude. Ember chick, um babe, scopes out the scene and we must had raided a dunking doughnuts convention. Because the man is in the house and he not soused! Ember slams the door in their faces and Tickle berry runs up to lay her mambo on the lock. Just as she about to lock the lock, she does an groovy two and half back flip into the stream. And the door crashes down on Amazon babe's head. The cops are pouring out of there; like we selling free coffee. Amazon is being used as a doormat. Tickle berry is all sneaking up on the door. A couple of the man are trying to bust the bard. And couple of more are halfway to him. Suddenly this giant lizard appears and tries to eat the Druid. Guess it needed some roughage. Floppy and I are laying down some heavy steel to the coppers. The elf babe does a back flip and lands on the lizard's back and cuts the lizard's throat. Guess her and her pants are useful. The head pig is bouncing up and down on the door, which is bouncing up and down on the Amazon chick. But Tickle Brandy takes him down. Meanwhile, the bard lays down a good beat and starts making cold cuts of the pigs. Yo! Dudes and dudettes. Guess what! We didn't have to go back to the town because Ember was shaken but not stirred. The adventurers paint their signs on the cops' headquarters and finally decide to go after the dragon. Though it was a bummer dudes. The cops didn't have any doughnuts. BUMMER. Floppy and I decide to lead the way. Amazon chick follows. Then the bard and druid say they come. And the rogues bring up the rear. We start sneaking down the chain ladder. About half way down I notice the dragon about to lay down a line of coke. Um Acid. Yeah a line of acid. I tell my boy Floppy to jump and the party starts. First of all Elf babe and halfling chick split. I think elf babe came back because she wanted a cut of the treasure. Later we just had to follow the halfling droppings to find the town and the halfling. Well my boy jumped and so did the bard. I screamed not to hit the bridge. Baritone Bard chanted out some weak forties tune about if I was a feather. Fortunately Floppy missed the bridge. The dragon flew up the chimney clawing up Ember and druid, and his monkey. It paused and landed at the top. I was hoping it was having elf chow. Night light dives back down on the party and let fly again with his upset tummy. So, some of the group get some shots in. And I was needing a shot. My boy was trying to tackle the dragon. You know what happen. You dog the scene with Gillian, the Skipper too, and fish. You know the episode with the huge fish that pulls John Denver around the lake. My boy was Gillian. Being towed through the water and was nearly drowned before he drank a potion of water breathing. Knighting gale got tried of that trip and just let go. We would have been down the river. Wash up! Tossed up on the shores of trip or lee and misfortune. My boy and I swam to shore. The dragon had been laying it down with the Druid and Ember chick. Night school decides come back and take a bite out of Floppy. NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BOY FLOPPY! I let go with my mojo. It was all cool. That about under the mountain in the Dwarven village of Lilly hammer. Tomorrow they discussing on whether to go to Harts ford. Some thing about fried cleric. Catch you later and see you on the flip side. Lana aka Elf babe speaks Ah, come on Steelbreath...tell about the white lizard. You are forgetting some of the story. Chests and treasures are always good but the destruction is better. And if you believe that one, I have a bridge in a nice cavern to sell you. Heck for the right price, I'll sell you the entire cavern, succubus, trap doors, alchemist fire and all. Now stop insulting me! Just tell your dang story! Darryl reply yo elf babe. i thunk it was mempo and the white lizard. Or are talking about Alice and the White rabbit when she 9 feet talk um tall [/QUOTE]
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