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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 1972" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>WARNING THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE POWDER KEG MODULE </p><p>The module was on the CD in one of the dragon magazine</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>YO! Dudes!</p><p>After I put the whammy on Night light. The party looted the island and left Glitter ham. They sacked out for the night. Early in the morning, they left for Hartford. It was around 5 ish when we came across a wooden stockade. Yo! It was a brand new town called Empty Keg, or Powder Puff.</p><p>A well dude, Floppy was kind of empty. Like he had the munchies bad. So we decide to go through a drive thru. DUDES. This matchstick of a burg, does not have a Mickey D's. So we talk with this chick that starts passing out badges.</p><p>Badges we don't dig the man laying down a silly rule. Everyone must have their sign. And it is not the sign of Aquarius.</p><p></p><p>Any way, the head pig um Wintergreen, No don't tell me. Wintermint starts going on about signs, and lucky stars. How great it was that we just dropped in because some dude Zane Grey or something had busted out the jail. Like he didn't dig the bar scene and huff and puffed and blew the wall out. </p><p></p><p>Like I said Wintermint was laying on this tale about how the king force the fat cats to give up the town for taxes two years ago and no one did the Robin Hood thing. A fat cat ripping off other fat cats over a town. Not me and Floppy's scene. Well Zane dude had been hired by one fat cat corporation to torch the town. But the man had busted Zane. But last night Zane flew the coop. Now Wintergreen the head pig you know thought Zane was still hiding in town and wants to complete his torch job. The fat cat mayor thought Zane had blown the scene and lay down the law to head pig that no town pigs could search for Zane. But winter boy was cutting a deal with the party to become pigs. </p><p></p><p>Yo! Dudes. Floppy and I do NOT become bacon. We blew the recruitment spin and went to the Happy Hobbit to cure our munchies. We heard a couple of bangs and stuff while dining out. About 8:30 the most of the party crashes in. The cleric, Tickle berry and one of half orcs are not with the bard. </p><p></p><p>The man has busted all dudes Thock the half orc, Tickle Brandy, and the cute cleric.</p><p></p><p>The bard orders a pitcher and starts bring Elf Babe, Floppy and me up to snuff. </p><p>The head bacon got them to agree to try to bust Zane. They went to fire station to meet some kids. The bard never explained what a fire station or fire engine was. Well while digging the engine. Zane and his party torch the inn. The new rogue and thock save a kid and grandma Hazel from the fire. While the rest of gang are scoping out the crown in hopes that Saint Nick. In hopes that Zane is watching, Zane and his buddies torch some supplies up the street.</p><p></p><p>When the party arrives, one of Zane's buddies is doing the Flunking Chicken on the roof of the burning building. Thock, the other half orc and Tickle brandy whine don't dig this man's groove so they make a pincushion of him. The bacon shows up and tries to bust the party for offing the dancer but Wintermint cools everyone off. While this is going down, our merry firebug and his merry men are doing the flame thing again.</p><p></p><p>They try to torch the fire station. The bard has still not told us what a fire station is. Well the party nearly lets it burn down but they let the kids go put it out and assign a guard to the kids.</p><p>Then tickle beer and some others start putting two and two together. Zane left some great verse on the town's statue about what going to come down. And the party decides to spilt. </p><p></p><p>The half orcs and Tickle beer go guard the water tower. The bard, rogue, and cute cleric go to guard the mayor digs. The half orcs got bored and beat up a nine year old. Tickle berry took the kid to his mommy. And told the half orcs to stay. </p><p></p><p>Well the half orcs didn't and went to see if they could score with the cute cleric.</p><p></p><p>They get with in shouting distance of the mayor's pad and the party starts. It seems the rogue tried to bluff his way into the mayor's pad. When that did not work and after the head bacon was called, he tries to crash the mayor's pad. Well the party starts and the pigs were calling the rogue Rodney and trying to crown him. This is where Thock starts shooting everyone. The bard is trying to get everyone smoke the peace pipe. The pigs, half orcs and cleric are having a high time. Meanwhile, Tickle beer tries crashing the pad through the guard's window. </p><p></p><p>When the party ended, two pigs were down and out. Winter pig has busted Thock, Tickle berry, and the cleric. The bard and Wintermint smoke the peace pipe. They decide to let the remaining party members help the guards scope out the mayor's pad. While they go smoke the pipe with the Mayor.</p><p></p><p>The mayor does not dig this jive talk. And he dismisses Wintermint and bard. It turns out to be a good sign. Because just as they turn the corner in the hall, they meet up with Zane and the party starts. The bard makes cold cuts of Zane. The head pig is cool and turns a blind eye as the bard loots the body. Then Wintermint agrees to cut loose the jailbirds in the morning.</p><p></p><p>We left early the next morning. I would say what happen to party when they scored some pixie dust. But they have threatened to bend me in half.</p><p></p><p>Well dudes that is all for this week.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 1972, member: 277"] WARNING THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE POWDER KEG MODULE The module was on the CD in one of the dragon magazine YO! Dudes! After I put the whammy on Night light. The party looted the island and left Glitter ham. They sacked out for the night. Early in the morning, they left for Hartford. It was around 5 ish when we came across a wooden stockade. Yo! It was a brand new town called Empty Keg, or Powder Puff. A well dude, Floppy was kind of empty. Like he had the munchies bad. So we decide to go through a drive thru. DUDES. This matchstick of a burg, does not have a Mickey D's. So we talk with this chick that starts passing out badges. Badges we don't dig the man laying down a silly rule. Everyone must have their sign. And it is not the sign of Aquarius. Any way, the head pig um Wintergreen, No don't tell me. Wintermint starts going on about signs, and lucky stars. How great it was that we just dropped in because some dude Zane Grey or something had busted out the jail. Like he didn't dig the bar scene and huff and puffed and blew the wall out. Like I said Wintermint was laying on this tale about how the king force the fat cats to give up the town for taxes two years ago and no one did the Robin Hood thing. A fat cat ripping off other fat cats over a town. Not me and Floppy's scene. Well Zane dude had been hired by one fat cat corporation to torch the town. But the man had busted Zane. But last night Zane flew the coop. Now Wintergreen the head pig you know thought Zane was still hiding in town and wants to complete his torch job. The fat cat mayor thought Zane had blown the scene and lay down the law to head pig that no town pigs could search for Zane. But winter boy was cutting a deal with the party to become pigs. Yo! Dudes. Floppy and I do NOT become bacon. We blew the recruitment spin and went to the Happy Hobbit to cure our munchies. We heard a couple of bangs and stuff while dining out. About 8:30 the most of the party crashes in. The cleric, Tickle berry and one of half orcs are not with the bard. The man has busted all dudes Thock the half orc, Tickle Brandy, and the cute cleric. The bard orders a pitcher and starts bring Elf Babe, Floppy and me up to snuff. The head bacon got them to agree to try to bust Zane. They went to fire station to meet some kids. The bard never explained what a fire station or fire engine was. Well while digging the engine. Zane and his party torch the inn. The new rogue and thock save a kid and grandma Hazel from the fire. While the rest of gang are scoping out the crown in hopes that Saint Nick. In hopes that Zane is watching, Zane and his buddies torch some supplies up the street. When the party arrives, one of Zane's buddies is doing the Flunking Chicken on the roof of the burning building. Thock, the other half orc and Tickle brandy whine don't dig this man's groove so they make a pincushion of him. The bacon shows up and tries to bust the party for offing the dancer but Wintermint cools everyone off. While this is going down, our merry firebug and his merry men are doing the flame thing again. They try to torch the fire station. The bard has still not told us what a fire station is. Well the party nearly lets it burn down but they let the kids go put it out and assign a guard to the kids. Then tickle beer and some others start putting two and two together. Zane left some great verse on the town's statue about what going to come down. And the party decides to spilt. The half orcs and Tickle beer go guard the water tower. The bard, rogue, and cute cleric go to guard the mayor digs. The half orcs got bored and beat up a nine year old. Tickle berry took the kid to his mommy. And told the half orcs to stay. Well the half orcs didn't and went to see if they could score with the cute cleric. They get with in shouting distance of the mayor's pad and the party starts. It seems the rogue tried to bluff his way into the mayor's pad. When that did not work and after the head bacon was called, he tries to crash the mayor's pad. Well the party starts and the pigs were calling the rogue Rodney and trying to crown him. This is where Thock starts shooting everyone. The bard is trying to get everyone smoke the peace pipe. The pigs, half orcs and cleric are having a high time. Meanwhile, Tickle beer tries crashing the pad through the guard's window. When the party ended, two pigs were down and out. Winter pig has busted Thock, Tickle berry, and the cleric. The bard and Wintermint smoke the peace pipe. They decide to let the remaining party members help the guards scope out the mayor's pad. While they go smoke the pipe with the Mayor. The mayor does not dig this jive talk. And he dismisses Wintermint and bard. It turns out to be a good sign. Because just as they turn the corner in the hall, they meet up with Zane and the party starts. The bard makes cold cuts of Zane. The head pig is cool and turns a blind eye as the bard loots the body. Then Wintermint agrees to cut loose the jailbirds in the morning. We left early the next morning. I would say what happen to party when they scored some pixie dust. But they have threatened to bend me in half. Well dudes that is all for this week. [/QUOTE]
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