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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 1980" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Warning this contains spoilers from the Speaker in Dreams module.</p><p></p><p>The pretty colors. O what a loon I am. O what a loon I am. Oh DUDES. Hi. Let me bring up on what my boy Floppy Ears and his friends have been doing.</p><p></p><p>We made into Harts ford. Dude I must have been zoning or something because the party has grown to ten members. As the dudes and dudettes are about to enter the Happy Hobbit a kid runs up and gives the halfling Billin a note. Dudes the halfling pulls out his Bic and sends the kid on his way. So we crash at the Happy Hobbit for munchies. It's a cool layout. The scene is for halflings only. Only four tables are setup for humans. And these are set up by the front door. Well Steward of Beer Hausa, the father of Harry, you remember Harry. He found out what happens when Elf Babe goes oops. Steward comes over to jive with Floppy and Elf Babe. </p><p></p><p>Dudes, the little boy shows up again. And starts crying that Billin owe him four silver pieces. The note is accusing Billin is living under a new name. And something about Shawn Cassidy, Krell or Shell. And a bad job gone wrong. The group splits up. Some go to the Blue Ox to see Paul Bunyan. Some go check out Barry's barbarians and mercs. Elf Babe, Floopy, Tickle Berry, Kolin, and Billin go shopping. </p><p></p><p>Dudes. The import market. Those guys must have been smoking some of the merchandise. The merchants were all paranoid. They must have been taking some bad stuff. They thought we the man and Billin was Madras. The party was about to start when Colin the bard lays down a cool rift and so smooth talk. Well everyone smokes the peace pipe and it's cool.</p><p></p><p>On except clearing out the bar you know the Blue Ox. They find two half orcs name Krell. One was all right and joined the group.</p><p></p><p>So we crashed the Happy Hobbit. And Steward gives us a job to deliver some pups to a town called Brinford. We leave the next morning and get there a couple of days later. Dig it dudes that's a party going on. The bard starts playing and the group starts window shopping and putting on the feedbag. </p><p></p><p>However some stinking rats try to crash the party. I mean huge rats bigger than Mickey Mouse. And the party starts. Elf babe and Tickle brandy start climbing the walls. I think they were bored. Floppy goes to town on some rats. Elf babe climbs down the wall and starts yelling "Where rats. Where rats?" Dudes they were right in front of them. Any way dudettes the half orcs start wrestling the rats and the party ends. Two or three of the rats boldly ran away. </p><p></p><p>Dudes. Two of rats can into humans. And elf babe is stilling out "Where rats?" She must have eaten some bad loco weed. She feeds two of the half orcs some thing call bell of Madonna.</p><p></p><p>Have you heard her new CD? That's one babe….</p><p></p><p>Anyway Elf babe magic mushrooms make them sick. Tickle Berry said she was going to take Berk your remember Berk he help beat up the nine year old. To the Temple of Pelor. And the pimple paladin um Persian took the other one Thock, to the temple of Heioruneous.</p><p></p><p>DUDES. Tickle Brandy was wasted when she got back. Berk was AWOL and the two town people he took to the temple were gone. Tickle Berry start tripping out. Something about Lurch from the Adams Family with a tail. And flaming fire in the temple of Pelor. </p><p></p><p>About this time, Thock and pimply paladin show up with the town guard. Bad scene at the temple of Heioruneous, the headman and his paladin pal are gone. This happen whiles the pimply paladin to a nap on the front porch. Well the man they don't buy what Tickle Berry is selling and are still uptight over the action at the other temple. </p><p></p><p>My boy Floppy and the rest of the gang go to dig the scene Tickle Brandy is laying out. We open the doors to the temple of Pelor. </p><p></p><p>Dudes that barbecue pit was violating a lot of the California Clean Air Act. Soot was everywhere expect for where some one had dragged their feet. The fighters charge in. </p><p></p><p>Then dudes Guess what happen?</p><p></p><p>Come on Guess?</p><p></p><p>Everyone chilled out! Dudes a wall of Ice appears before Floppy and locks us out of the temple. Dudes the fighters start the party without us. The bard goes left, we go right and everyone crashes the scene. When Floppy and I show up, the fighters are doing the WWF and I not talking about the World Wildlife dudes to Lurch with the tail. We jump in about the time Elf Babe enters from the other side. Krell turns around to lay out some ax work with Man sneaking up behind us.</p><p></p><p>Then some hot dogs joined the party and I thought we were going to have a weenie roast. But Elf babe and pimply paladin lived. When the party crashed, no more Lurch, no more hot dogs, no more of the man. Tickle berry showed up about a half of hour later with a squad of man. I mean town guards.</p><p>The half orc Berk is still missing.</p><p>And that is that so far…</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 1980, member: 277"] Warning this contains spoilers from the Speaker in Dreams module. The pretty colors. O what a loon I am. O what a loon I am. Oh DUDES. Hi. Let me bring up on what my boy Floppy Ears and his friends have been doing. We made into Harts ford. Dude I must have been zoning or something because the party has grown to ten members. As the dudes and dudettes are about to enter the Happy Hobbit a kid runs up and gives the halfling Billin a note. Dudes the halfling pulls out his Bic and sends the kid on his way. So we crash at the Happy Hobbit for munchies. It's a cool layout. The scene is for halflings only. Only four tables are setup for humans. And these are set up by the front door. Well Steward of Beer Hausa, the father of Harry, you remember Harry. He found out what happens when Elf Babe goes oops. Steward comes over to jive with Floppy and Elf Babe. Dudes, the little boy shows up again. And starts crying that Billin owe him four silver pieces. The note is accusing Billin is living under a new name. And something about Shawn Cassidy, Krell or Shell. And a bad job gone wrong. The group splits up. Some go to the Blue Ox to see Paul Bunyan. Some go check out Barry's barbarians and mercs. Elf Babe, Floopy, Tickle Berry, Kolin, and Billin go shopping. Dudes. The import market. Those guys must have been smoking some of the merchandise. The merchants were all paranoid. They must have been taking some bad stuff. They thought we the man and Billin was Madras. The party was about to start when Colin the bard lays down a cool rift and so smooth talk. Well everyone smokes the peace pipe and it's cool. On except clearing out the bar you know the Blue Ox. They find two half orcs name Krell. One was all right and joined the group. So we crashed the Happy Hobbit. And Steward gives us a job to deliver some pups to a town called Brinford. We leave the next morning and get there a couple of days later. Dig it dudes that's a party going on. The bard starts playing and the group starts window shopping and putting on the feedbag. However some stinking rats try to crash the party. I mean huge rats bigger than Mickey Mouse. And the party starts. Elf babe and Tickle brandy start climbing the walls. I think they were bored. Floppy goes to town on some rats. Elf babe climbs down the wall and starts yelling "Where rats. Where rats?" Dudes they were right in front of them. Any way dudettes the half orcs start wrestling the rats and the party ends. Two or three of the rats boldly ran away. Dudes. Two of rats can into humans. And elf babe is stilling out "Where rats?" She must have eaten some bad loco weed. She feeds two of the half orcs some thing call bell of Madonna. Have you heard her new CD? That's one babe…. Anyway Elf babe magic mushrooms make them sick. Tickle Berry said she was going to take Berk your remember Berk he help beat up the nine year old. To the Temple of Pelor. And the pimple paladin um Persian took the other one Thock, to the temple of Heioruneous. DUDES. Tickle Brandy was wasted when she got back. Berk was AWOL and the two town people he took to the temple were gone. Tickle Berry start tripping out. Something about Lurch from the Adams Family with a tail. And flaming fire in the temple of Pelor. About this time, Thock and pimply paladin show up with the town guard. Bad scene at the temple of Heioruneous, the headman and his paladin pal are gone. This happen whiles the pimply paladin to a nap on the front porch. Well the man they don't buy what Tickle Berry is selling and are still uptight over the action at the other temple. My boy Floppy and the rest of the gang go to dig the scene Tickle Brandy is laying out. We open the doors to the temple of Pelor. Dudes that barbecue pit was violating a lot of the California Clean Air Act. Soot was everywhere expect for where some one had dragged their feet. The fighters charge in. Then dudes Guess what happen? Come on Guess? Everyone chilled out! Dudes a wall of Ice appears before Floppy and locks us out of the temple. Dudes the fighters start the party without us. The bard goes left, we go right and everyone crashes the scene. When Floppy and I show up, the fighters are doing the WWF and I not talking about the World Wildlife dudes to Lurch with the tail. We jump in about the time Elf Babe enters from the other side. Krell turns around to lay out some ax work with Man sneaking up behind us. Then some hot dogs joined the party and I thought we were going to have a weenie roast. But Elf babe and pimply paladin lived. When the party crashed, no more Lurch, no more hot dogs, no more of the man. Tickle berry showed up about a half of hour later with a squad of man. I mean town guards. The half orc Berk is still missing. And that is that so far… [/QUOTE]
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