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<blockquote data-quote="MarkB" data-source="post: 4744819" data-attributes="member: 40176"><p>Well, there's the marching song I wrote that time we were playing goblin commandos...</p><p></p><p><strong>The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos Marching Song</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><em>Underground, never found, silent, unseen,</em></p><p><em>The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.</em></p><p><em>Making good use of the loot that we grab,</em></p><p><em>From the adventuresome Humies we scrag.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Killing elves is so fun,</em></p><p><em>We can't remember a day when it wasn't a great pastime.</em></p><p><em>But we're not that fussy.</em></p><p><em>Slice up some halflings and gnomes, then we'll kill da Humies!</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Goblins are awesome, our brains are so keen,</em></p><p><em>Goblins are wily and goblins are lean.</em></p><p><em>Underground, never found, silent, unseen,</em></p><p><em>The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>People don't notice us 'til it's too late,</em></p><p><em>Under their noses we'll pillage and burn.</em></p><p><em>We sneak through the night and we sleep through the day,</em></p><p><em>Looking for treasure 'cause we don't get paid.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>We're so incredibly, utterly devious</em></p><p><em>Making the most of everything.</em></p><p><em>Even needles and pins.</em></p><p><em>Pick up the pieces and make them into something vile,</em></p><p><em>'Cause that's our style!</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Underground, never found, silent, unseen,</em></p><p><em>The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.</em></p><p><em>Making good use of the loot that we grab,</em></p><p><em>From the adventuresome Humies we scrag.</em></p><p></p><p>'Kill da humies!' was their long-established battle cry. And for those of you of the appropriate generation / nationality, yes, it is written to the tune of [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2mJPSccvo]The Wombles[/ame] theme song. Some of the verses required surprisingly little adaptation.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MarkB, post: 4744819, member: 40176"] Well, there's the marching song I wrote that time we were playing goblin commandos... [b]The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos Marching Song [/b] [i]Underground, never found, silent, unseen, The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean. Making good use of the loot that we grab, From the adventuresome Humies we scrag. Killing elves is so fun, We can't remember a day when it wasn't a great pastime. But we're not that fussy. Slice up some halflings and gnomes, then we'll kill da Humies! Goblins are awesome, our brains are so keen, Goblins are wily and goblins are lean. Underground, never found, silent, unseen, The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean. People don't notice us 'til it's too late, Under their noses we'll pillage and burn. We sneak through the night and we sleep through the day, Looking for treasure 'cause we don't get paid. We're so incredibly, utterly devious Making the most of everything. Even needles and pins. Pick up the pieces and make them into something vile, 'Cause that's our style! Underground, never found, silent, unseen, The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean. Making good use of the loot that we grab, From the adventuresome Humies we scrag.[/i] 'Kill da humies!' was their long-established battle cry. And for those of you of the appropriate generation / nationality, yes, it is written to the tune of [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2mJPSccvo]The Wombles[/ame] theme song. Some of the verses required surprisingly little adaptation. [/QUOTE]
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