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<blockquote data-quote="twofalls" data-source="post: 2605430" data-attributes="member: 23718"><p>"You enter the tower through a doorway at the base of the castle wall. The stones have cracked with age and weather, and the floor of the tower is covered with loose leaves and other windborne debris. Have the player with the highest intelligence make a perception test... Oh, wait... Um, I mean what do you do?"</p><p></p><p>Then, not five minutes later:</p><p></p><p>"The top floor of the tower is dimly lit by holes in the dilapidated ceiling. Motes of dust dance in the sunbeams that stab downward to the dirty floor. The air is hot and carries with it an odd musty scent of decay. There is a 50% chance that the tower Gargoyle is inside the room hiding from the brightness of the sun. Its treasure is hidden... oh, no never mind that part. Okay so what do you do now?" (rolls dice)</p><p></p><p>I can't say that he did this through the entire adventure, because I couldn't make myself sit at the table for that long. After waiting a couple of times at each new doorway for him to read the next room (presumably so that he wouldn't keep reading to us the DM's portion of the descriptions) I suddenly "remembered" that my wife needed something from a pharmacy... on the other side of town.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="twofalls, post: 2605430, member: 23718"] "You enter the tower through a doorway at the base of the castle wall. The stones have cracked with age and weather, and the floor of the tower is covered with loose leaves and other windborne debris. Have the player with the highest intelligence make a perception test... Oh, wait... Um, I mean what do you do?" Then, not five minutes later: "The top floor of the tower is dimly lit by holes in the dilapidated ceiling. Motes of dust dance in the sunbeams that stab downward to the dirty floor. The air is hot and carries with it an odd musty scent of decay. There is a 50% chance that the tower Gargoyle is inside the room hiding from the brightness of the sun. Its treasure is hidden... oh, no never mind that part. Okay so what do you do now?" (rolls dice) I can't say that he did this through the entire adventure, because I couldn't make myself sit at the table for that long. After waiting a couple of times at each new doorway for him to read the next room (presumably so that he wouldn't keep reading to us the DM's portion of the descriptions) I suddenly "remembered" that my wife needed something from a pharmacy... on the other side of town. [/QUOTE]
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