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<blockquote data-quote="JoeNotCharles" data-source="post: 4851348" data-attributes="member: 79945"><p>A halfling approaches!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: cyan">"You apprentiszes, you! Vhat are you doink there? Ztanding around gabbling all ze day long! Noszink but goszip, goszip, goszip. Vell here iz some goszip for you - Biszhop Klogg iz DEAD!"</span> He seems almost in tears.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: cyan">"Ze diviners finally found ze body - he vas eaten by a szhark vhile tryink to valk on vater, or zum zutch fooliszhness. Not even ze giant szhark - ze ordinary szhark!"</span> He takes a deep breath to regain his composure and straightens his elaborate uniform.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: cyan">"So off vit you! Take your filthzy goszip elszevhere! You szpeak of hiz death, and poof! He diezs! Szink about zat nexzt time you vag your idle tonguesz, by Lauto! Go! Avay vit you!"</span></p><p></p><p>The apprentices scatter in terror and he marches off into the building, ignoring Dextyr. Soon he arrives at the gathing outside Klogg's office. He comes to an abrupt, rigid halt. His jaw drops. His epaulets quiver in rage.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Cyan"><span style="font-size: 18px">"VHAT IN LAUTO'S NAME IZ ZHAT?"</span></span> he screams, pointing at Tonk. <span style="color: Cyan">"Vhat iz it doink here? Vhat iz it CARRYINK? Iz... iz zhat a ROTTINK PIG HEAD? Vit TOOTH MARKSZ? Get it OUT OF HERE! <span style="font-size: 18px">OUT! OUT, you filthzy thing!</span> If you have defiled ze Biszhop's office, I vill feed you to ze <span style="font-size: 18px">GRELLSZ!</span>"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JoeNotCharles, post: 4851348, member: 79945"] A halfling approaches! [color="cyan"]"You apprentiszes, you! Vhat are you doink there? Ztanding around gabbling all ze day long! Noszink but goszip, goszip, goszip. Vell here iz some goszip for you - Biszhop Klogg iz DEAD!"[/color] He seems almost in tears. [color="cyan"]"Ze diviners finally found ze body - he vas eaten by a szhark vhile tryink to valk on vater, or zum zutch fooliszhness. Not even ze giant szhark - ze ordinary szhark!"[/color] He takes a deep breath to regain his composure and straightens his elaborate uniform. [color="cyan"]"So off vit you! Take your filthzy goszip elszevhere! You szpeak of hiz death, and poof! He diezs! Szink about zat nexzt time you vag your idle tonguesz, by Lauto! Go! Avay vit you!"[/color] The apprentices scatter in terror and he marches off into the building, ignoring Dextyr. Soon he arrives at the gathing outside Klogg's office. He comes to an abrupt, rigid halt. His jaw drops. His epaulets quiver in rage. [color=Cyan][SIZE=5]"VHAT IN LAUTO'S NAME IZ ZHAT?"[/size][/color] he screams, pointing at Tonk. [color=Cyan]"Vhat iz it doink here? Vhat iz it CARRYINK? Iz... iz zhat a ROTTINK PIG HEAD? Vit TOOTH MARKSZ? Get it OUT OF HERE! [SIZE=5]OUT! OUT, you filthzy thing![/size] If you have defiled ze Biszhop's office, I vill feed you to ze [SIZE=5]GRELLSZ![/size]"[/color] [/QUOTE]
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