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<blockquote data-quote="Leif" data-source="post: 3631034" data-attributes="member: 48762"><p><strong>Next Flashback to this morning's briefing with Ignatious Ironshirt</strong></p><p></p><p>Ignatious stands at the podium at the front of the room, looks around and counts noses to be sure everyone is there, and then says,<span style="color: DarkRed"> "All right, me lads, here's what's on the agenda for today: Make your usual mornin' patrol around the Ward first thing, and then get to work on that matter I told ye yesterday about finding that missing halfling mapmaker, Krado Lyman. You remember, it's that thing we talked about where I want ye to help out the 2nd Ward constables with their investigation. The Magistrate of the Second, Charley Festus, is a good friend to the 14th, and his constables are spread pretty thin, what with that little strike by the Shiv in the 2nd, and everything. Anyway, Charley has asked me to send you boys over there to help them out with this, since he's got his Alphas pulling picket line duty along with every other constable he can lay his hands on. So I want you boys to get right on over to the 2nd Ward today and give them a hand! AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!"</span></p><p></p><p>At this point, Elke Weiss, Iggy's statuesque, tall, blonde human secretary, comes into the room and hands him a sheet of parchment. Ignatious Ironshirt says, <span style="color: DarkRed"> "One last item, lads, this notice just arrived from the 15th: 'Be On the LookOut for Thaddeus Thornapple." </span> He reads a bit more, chuckles and says, <span style="color: DarkRed"> "Seems our boyo has been planting some noxious plants in Wizards' gardens. He was last seen heading our way. Lanky fellow with a bushy beard wearing dirty hide armor. Long stringy greasy hair and a wild look in his eyes." </span> He pauses again to make eye contact. <span style="color: DarkRed"> "If you catch this dirty pig make sure to have him washed before you bring him in my jail. Disgusting filth-ridden terrorist from the sound of it. That's all lads, get to work, I don't pay you to sit around here and drink up the city's coffee all day." </span> But, he goes on, <span style="color: DarkRed"> "Remember, after you make your quick rounds of the 14th, hurry on over to the 2nd to give them a hand. AND STAY OUT OF BLOOM'S! Dismissed." </span></p><p></p><p></p><p>Most of you grab another pastry for the road on your way out, and you each hand your coffee cups to Elke on your way out to make your patrol of the 14th before heading to the 2nd.</p><p></p><p>[sblock=Darius] You are the last one out the door, and as you glance back just as the door closes, you could swear that you saw Elke bend down and give Iggy a kiss on the forehead! [/sblock]</p><p></p><p>And now back to your regularly scheduled round of combat!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Leif, post: 3631034, member: 48762"] [b]Next Flashback to this morning's briefing with Ignatious Ironshirt[/b] Ignatious stands at the podium at the front of the room, looks around and counts noses to be sure everyone is there, and then says,[COLOR=DarkRed] "All right, me lads, here's what's on the agenda for today: Make your usual mornin' patrol around the Ward first thing, and then get to work on that matter I told ye yesterday about finding that missing halfling mapmaker, Krado Lyman. You remember, it's that thing we talked about where I want ye to help out the 2nd Ward constables with their investigation. The Magistrate of the Second, Charley Festus, is a good friend to the 14th, and his constables are spread pretty thin, what with that little strike by the Shiv in the 2nd, and everything. Anyway, Charley has asked me to send you boys over there to help them out with this, since he's got his Alphas pulling picket line duty along with every other constable he can lay his hands on. So I want you boys to get right on over to the 2nd Ward today and give them a hand! AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!"[/COLOR] At this point, Elke Weiss, Iggy's statuesque, tall, blonde human secretary, comes into the room and hands him a sheet of parchment. Ignatious Ironshirt says, [COLOR=DarkRed] "One last item, lads, this notice just arrived from the 15th: 'Be On the LookOut for Thaddeus Thornapple." [/COLOR] He reads a bit more, chuckles and says, [COLOR=DarkRed] "Seems our boyo has been planting some noxious plants in Wizards' gardens. He was last seen heading our way. Lanky fellow with a bushy beard wearing dirty hide armor. Long stringy greasy hair and a wild look in his eyes." [/COLOR] He pauses again to make eye contact. [COLOR=DarkRed] "If you catch this dirty pig make sure to have him washed before you bring him in my jail. Disgusting filth-ridden terrorist from the sound of it. That's all lads, get to work, I don't pay you to sit around here and drink up the city's coffee all day." [/COLOR] But, he goes on, [COLOR=DarkRed] "Remember, after you make your quick rounds of the 14th, hurry on over to the 2nd to give them a hand. AND STAY OUT OF BLOOM'S! Dismissed." [/COLOR] Most of you grab another pastry for the road on your way out, and you each hand your coffee cups to Elke on your way out to make your patrol of the 14th before heading to the 2nd. [sblock=Darius] You are the last one out the door, and as you glance back just as the door closes, you could swear that you saw Elke bend down and give Iggy a kiss on the forehead! [/sblock] And now back to your regularly scheduled round of combat! [/QUOTE]
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