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<blockquote data-quote="MulhorandSage" data-source="post: 870815" data-attributes="member: 751"><p>29th day of Uktar, in the Year of the Standing Stone, 1372. </p><p>Saerloon.</p><p></p><p>Dear Ascarin, </p><p></p><p>You are an idiot.</p><p></p><p>Yes, I'm talking to you, you snivelling egotist! A few weeks ago, you were wizard and friend to a minor Cormyte despot who had so many enemies that he couldn't swing a sword without hitting one. Now you're the wizard and friend of the high priest of Lathander in *Silverymoon*. What is *wrong* with you? Your position has improved more than I can describe, and all you can do is whine like a battered cur!</p><p></p><p>So he ignored you and disregarded you. Well, what else did you expect? It is the fate of wizards to be ignored! They told us that in the first week at the Academy - to be a wizard is to become frustrated with the rest of mankind, for they will never heed you! And given how much of the blame for the current problems in Cormyr can be attributed to the incompetant advice of the War Wizards, is it any wonder Ulrick doesn't seek your advice or approval? Would you, in his place?</p><p></p><p>Yes, you've lost your opportunity to exploit those portals, and gotten rich over the misfortune of the wealthy but starving Cormytes. That's a shame. But there's more than one portal in Toril, and more ways to become rich than trade routes. Oh dear. Your plan failed, and now you need to come up with another one. Such a dire tragedy I have not heard in at least three days! For the sake of heavens and treasures, brother, use your brain for more than just moping! While I have no faith in Cormytes or paladins, I do trust those in power. Stay close to this Ulrick, at least for now. Stop being such a romantic idiot.</p><p></p><p>By the way, I am very glad to hear of your continued survival. Though your reports are so fretful about the least little threat to your person that they've dulled the impact of your narrative, I am quite proud that you survived the Sammasterites.</p><p></p><p>I was going to describe my new spell to transform people's clothing into a steel vise that crushes them, but your idiocy has worked me up into such an exasperated state that I simply care not to describe it now.</p><p></p><p>Stop being such a child. It's a good thing father didn't see your last correspondence, or you'd never have heard the end of it.</p><p></p><p>Your loving (though sometimes I don't know why) sister,</p><p></p><p>Gevrael</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MulhorandSage, post: 870815, member: 751"] 29th day of Uktar, in the Year of the Standing Stone, 1372. Saerloon. Dear Ascarin, You are an idiot. Yes, I'm talking to you, you snivelling egotist! A few weeks ago, you were wizard and friend to a minor Cormyte despot who had so many enemies that he couldn't swing a sword without hitting one. Now you're the wizard and friend of the high priest of Lathander in *Silverymoon*. What is *wrong* with you? Your position has improved more than I can describe, and all you can do is whine like a battered cur! So he ignored you and disregarded you. Well, what else did you expect? It is the fate of wizards to be ignored! They told us that in the first week at the Academy - to be a wizard is to become frustrated with the rest of mankind, for they will never heed you! And given how much of the blame for the current problems in Cormyr can be attributed to the incompetant advice of the War Wizards, is it any wonder Ulrick doesn't seek your advice or approval? Would you, in his place? Yes, you've lost your opportunity to exploit those portals, and gotten rich over the misfortune of the wealthy but starving Cormytes. That's a shame. But there's more than one portal in Toril, and more ways to become rich than trade routes. Oh dear. Your plan failed, and now you need to come up with another one. Such a dire tragedy I have not heard in at least three days! For the sake of heavens and treasures, brother, use your brain for more than just moping! While I have no faith in Cormytes or paladins, I do trust those in power. Stay close to this Ulrick, at least for now. Stop being such a romantic idiot. By the way, I am very glad to hear of your continued survival. Though your reports are so fretful about the least little threat to your person that they've dulled the impact of your narrative, I am quite proud that you survived the Sammasterites. I was going to describe my new spell to transform people's clothing into a steel vise that crushes them, but your idiocy has worked me up into such an exasperated state that I simply care not to describe it now. Stop being such a child. It's a good thing father didn't see your last correspondence, or you'd never have heard the end of it. Your loving (though sometimes I don't know why) sister, Gevrael [/QUOTE]
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