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<blockquote data-quote="jonrog1" data-source="post: 75883" data-attributes="member: 189"><p>UPDATE:</p><p></p><p>It had been a while since Dark*Matter, and we had a new guy (Flynn, from the EVIL campaign, actually, a friend of mine from University), so I was worried last night's adventure would take a while to get back into the Dark*Matter swing o'things.</p><p></p><p>Wrong. Although it was interesting to see how incredibly paranoid my Hoffman Agents had become compared to civilians.</p><p></p><p>Highlights and previews:</p><p></p><p>-- mad bomber in a museum with a ticking clock ("What's a minute on a timer? About ten rounds, right? Good luck.")</p><p></p><p>-- "Sure, Ross is the a$$h%#%e for tackling a homeless guy. But when it turns out the homeless guy has a bomb strapped to his chest, do I get a 'Thank You'? No."</p><p></p><p>-- "BEHOLD! THE GRAIL!" (beat) "Hey! Grail! It's over here, bud!"</p><p></p><p>-- "When you peer into the dark upstairs bedroom, you see two young boys. They're kneeling, facing away from you, heads bowed in prayer. They're totally silent. Totally still. Just ... kneeling there. "</p><p></p><p>-- Cosby: "How old is the language of those inscriptions? Okay, imagine some guy named Lovecraft wrote about these Elder Gods, and these Elder Gods actually wrotes a series of novels about their Elder Gods -- OLDER. "</p><p></p><p>-- "It opens its mouth to scream, and set INSIDE its mouth you see the head of a kitten. Upside down. The kitten head meows at you."</p><p></p><p>-- "You see the incredibly slippery slope Deepak Chopra can send you on?"</p><p></p><p>-- "And I've got two words for you: Desert. Eagle."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jonrog1, post: 75883, member: 189"] UPDATE: It had been a while since Dark*Matter, and we had a new guy (Flynn, from the EVIL campaign, actually, a friend of mine from University), so I was worried last night's adventure would take a while to get back into the Dark*Matter swing o'things. Wrong. Although it was interesting to see how incredibly paranoid my Hoffman Agents had become compared to civilians. Highlights and previews: -- mad bomber in a museum with a ticking clock ("What's a minute on a timer? About ten rounds, right? Good luck.") -- "Sure, Ross is the a$$h%#%e for tackling a homeless guy. But when it turns out the homeless guy has a bomb strapped to his chest, do I get a 'Thank You'? No." -- "BEHOLD! THE GRAIL!" (beat) "Hey! Grail! It's over here, bud!" -- "When you peer into the dark upstairs bedroom, you see two young boys. They're kneeling, facing away from you, heads bowed in prayer. They're totally silent. Totally still. Just ... kneeling there. " -- Cosby: "How old is the language of those inscriptions? Okay, imagine some guy named Lovecraft wrote about these Elder Gods, and these Elder Gods actually wrotes a series of novels about their Elder Gods -- OLDER. " -- "It opens its mouth to scream, and set INSIDE its mouth you see the head of a kitten. Upside down. The kitten head meows at you." -- "You see the incredibly slippery slope Deepak Chopra can send you on?" -- "And I've got two words for you: Desert. Eagle." [/QUOTE]
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