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<blockquote data-quote="Son of the Serpent" data-source="post: 7873057" data-attributes="member: 7015476"><p>Dwarves give live birth.</p><p></p><p>Dwarves' right nipple is actually a belly button.</p><p></p><p>Dwarves' right nipple (while in utero) attaches an umbilical cord from their liver directly to their mother's liver.</p><p></p><p>Dwarves are born with their beard. Its 9 months of built up 5 o'clock shadow (this is often known as "dwarven after bearth") so when the baby dwarf comes out what then ensues is what to outsiders seems like the weirdest variant of the magician's top hat and endless scarf trick.</p><p></p><p>This is typically used to swaddle the baby.</p><p></p><p>Dwarvish babies will continue to absorb alcohol from their 12 foot beard, nursing for the next 6 months.</p><p></p><p>During this time the beard will slowly empty of alcohol and turn into an incredibly tightly curled beard over time, having not actually gotten any shorter and instead having really just coiled up.</p><p></p><p>Next time on nat geo (faerun) we will observe as our camera teem documents how dream vestiges migrate to national capitals, the place of their birth, to spawn during election seasons.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Son of the Serpent, post: 7873057, member: 7015476"] Dwarves give live birth. Dwarves' right nipple is actually a belly button. Dwarves' right nipple (while in utero) attaches an umbilical cord from their liver directly to their mother's liver. Dwarves are born with their beard. Its 9 months of built up 5 o'clock shadow (this is often known as "dwarven after bearth") so when the baby dwarf comes out what then ensues is what to outsiders seems like the weirdest variant of the magician's top hat and endless scarf trick. This is typically used to swaddle the baby. Dwarvish babies will continue to absorb alcohol from their 12 foot beard, nursing for the next 6 months. During this time the beard will slowly empty of alcohol and turn into an incredibly tightly curled beard over time, having not actually gotten any shorter and instead having really just coiled up. Next time on nat geo (faerun) we will observe as our camera teem documents how dream vestiges migrate to national capitals, the place of their birth, to spawn during election seasons. [/QUOTE]
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