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<blockquote data-quote="Hairy Minotaur" data-source="post: 2036308" data-attributes="member: 11574"><p><strong>I believe I ordered the steak.</strong></p><p></p><p>Finrod slowly rises to his feet, and begins to wipe away the viscous fluid clinging to him. Gronar keeps a safe distance wary of what he just witnessed.</p><p></p><p>"Elfy?" Gronar asks inquisitively</p><p></p><p>"I must travel to the mountain in the mist, there I will join with my true heritage and become the giant inside me." Finrod replies </p><p></p><p>"Gronar not understand, you Elfy, not giant. Gronar giant, Elfy like flea on sheep to Gronar." The giant responds.</p><p></p><p>Finrod however ignores the giant and begins to trek north across the graveyard and traverses the frigid waters of the creek. Gronar watches the elf stride through the field of stone markers, before disappearing behind a rocky outcrop. The giant turns back to look upon the grave and is confused to find no hint of blood anywhere. Even the decaying body he exhumed is now nothing more than an organized pile of ivory sticks. </p><p></p><p>Gronar rushes back into Mirwood to fetch Korg.</p><p></p><p>"Korg, Elfy fly through upright river of blood and then walk away." Gronar summarizes for his friend.</p><p></p><p>"Elfy not give you cows?" Korg asks simplifying it further</p><p></p><p>Gronar's stomach quickly assimilates the information Korg just provided, and sends the answer to Gronar's brain. "No! Elfy did not give Gronar cows. Gronar go find Elfy and get cows." </p><p></p><p>Gronar takes about four steps before realizing he has no clue where Finrod's gone off to. He turns back to face Nameroc.</p><p></p><p>"Elfy know where bad Elfy go?" Gronar asks rather sternly</p><p></p><p>"No, did he say where he was headed?" Nameroc replies</p><p></p><p>"Elfy say he go to mountain in mitts and then giant will be inside Elfy." Gronar answers</p><p></p><p>"I'd like to see that trick. No? I had no idea your race was capable of spontaneous impregnation, apparently it only requires a good pair of gloves. No?" Paquito quickly interjects</p><p></p><p>Unamused by the minotaur's retort, Nameroc carefully considers what Gronar has told him and concludes that Finrod must be headed into the poison lands. </p><p></p><p>"Quickly Gronar, me must catch up to him." Nameroc announces</p><p></p><p>"Gronar was already going to do that. If that is only plan Elfy has to offer, then Gronar not need your help." The hill giant answers</p><p></p><p>"What's with the urgency? I have no desire to go chasing after a fey who's lost his way. No?" Paquito giggles after making a rhyme.</p><p></p><p>"The place where he's going to is filled with all manner of poisonous things, even the very air is poison. We avoid it at all cost." Nameroc answers</p><p></p><p>"Nothing a couple of neutralize poisons couldn't handle. No?" Paquito answers</p><p></p><p>"Sure that'll protect you from the poisons long enough to get assaulted by flying boulders thrown by the giants who live on the mountain at the center of the region." Nameroc replies</p><p></p><p>"Giants? Elfy know where there is more giants? Tell Korg more!" Korg demands</p><p></p><p>"Now Gronar really mad, not only did elfy not give Gronar cows, but elfy also know where giants live and not tell Gronar. Elfy take Gronar there now." Gronar says pushing Nameroc in the direction of the graveyards.</p><p></p><p>The party easily follows the trail of dripping blood, as quickly catches up to Finrod. The find the elf passed out face down alongside the trail. The giants set up camp as Paquito keeps a eye up and down the road, so that Nameroc can administer some healing to the elf in hopes of rousing him from unconsciousness.</p><p></p><p>"Ask Elfy where Gronar's cows are!" Gronar shouts aloud every ten minutes or so as he works on clearing some low brush.</p><p></p><p>Finrod comes around after six hours of rest, much to the delight of the impatient giants who've waited six hours too long. </p><p></p><p>"What happened to you?" Nameroc inquires</p><p></p><p>"Where cows!" Gronar shouts</p><p></p><p>"Where Gronar cows!" Korg shouts</p><p></p><p>"Where's the beef!" Paquito shouts before realizing he could be the answer to his question.</p><p></p><p>Finrod relates that after falling into the pool of blood, he heard a voice telling him to go to this mountain in the middle of the poison glade, and all he dreams would become a reality. Finrod asked what that meant, and in his mind, pictures of the mountain, and giants, and wealth were heaped upon his feet. The last thing he heard was the voice telling him "You have been tasked so." </p><p></p><p>"Where's Benat when you need someone to point out BS. No?" Paquito asks</p><p></p><p>"I'm not lying wait until I get to the mountain and become the greatest of all giants!" Finrod proclaims</p><p></p><p>Gronar smacks Finrod on the head, knocking the elf back into unconsciousness. "Gronar know Elfy lying now."</p><p></p><p>The rest of the party decides to camp for the evening and figure out what they want to do when morning arrives. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>We have two kids already, so my wife tires out quickly and her blodd pressure gets a little high. Only about 8 weeks left though. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hairy Minotaur, post: 2036308, member: 11574"] [b]I believe I ordered the steak.[/b] Finrod slowly rises to his feet, and begins to wipe away the viscous fluid clinging to him. Gronar keeps a safe distance wary of what he just witnessed. "Elfy?" Gronar asks inquisitively "I must travel to the mountain in the mist, there I will join with my true heritage and become the giant inside me." Finrod replies "Gronar not understand, you Elfy, not giant. Gronar giant, Elfy like flea on sheep to Gronar." The giant responds. Finrod however ignores the giant and begins to trek north across the graveyard and traverses the frigid waters of the creek. Gronar watches the elf stride through the field of stone markers, before disappearing behind a rocky outcrop. The giant turns back to look upon the grave and is confused to find no hint of blood anywhere. Even the decaying body he exhumed is now nothing more than an organized pile of ivory sticks. Gronar rushes back into Mirwood to fetch Korg. "Korg, Elfy fly through upright river of blood and then walk away." Gronar summarizes for his friend. "Elfy not give you cows?" Korg asks simplifying it further Gronar's stomach quickly assimilates the information Korg just provided, and sends the answer to Gronar's brain. "No! Elfy did not give Gronar cows. Gronar go find Elfy and get cows." Gronar takes about four steps before realizing he has no clue where Finrod's gone off to. He turns back to face Nameroc. "Elfy know where bad Elfy go?" Gronar asks rather sternly "No, did he say where he was headed?" Nameroc replies "Elfy say he go to mountain in mitts and then giant will be inside Elfy." Gronar answers "I'd like to see that trick. No? I had no idea your race was capable of spontaneous impregnation, apparently it only requires a good pair of gloves. No?" Paquito quickly interjects Unamused by the minotaur's retort, Nameroc carefully considers what Gronar has told him and concludes that Finrod must be headed into the poison lands. "Quickly Gronar, me must catch up to him." Nameroc announces "Gronar was already going to do that. If that is only plan Elfy has to offer, then Gronar not need your help." The hill giant answers "What's with the urgency? I have no desire to go chasing after a fey who's lost his way. No?" Paquito giggles after making a rhyme. "The place where he's going to is filled with all manner of poisonous things, even the very air is poison. We avoid it at all cost." Nameroc answers "Nothing a couple of neutralize poisons couldn't handle. No?" Paquito answers "Sure that'll protect you from the poisons long enough to get assaulted by flying boulders thrown by the giants who live on the mountain at the center of the region." Nameroc replies "Giants? Elfy know where there is more giants? Tell Korg more!" Korg demands "Now Gronar really mad, not only did elfy not give Gronar cows, but elfy also know where giants live and not tell Gronar. Elfy take Gronar there now." Gronar says pushing Nameroc in the direction of the graveyards. The party easily follows the trail of dripping blood, as quickly catches up to Finrod. The find the elf passed out face down alongside the trail. The giants set up camp as Paquito keeps a eye up and down the road, so that Nameroc can administer some healing to the elf in hopes of rousing him from unconsciousness. "Ask Elfy where Gronar's cows are!" Gronar shouts aloud every ten minutes or so as he works on clearing some low brush. Finrod comes around after six hours of rest, much to the delight of the impatient giants who've waited six hours too long. "What happened to you?" Nameroc inquires "Where cows!" Gronar shouts "Where Gronar cows!" Korg shouts "Where's the beef!" Paquito shouts before realizing he could be the answer to his question. Finrod relates that after falling into the pool of blood, he heard a voice telling him to go to this mountain in the middle of the poison glade, and all he dreams would become a reality. Finrod asked what that meant, and in his mind, pictures of the mountain, and giants, and wealth were heaped upon his feet. The last thing he heard was the voice telling him "You have been tasked so." "Where's Benat when you need someone to point out BS. No?" Paquito asks "I'm not lying wait until I get to the mountain and become the greatest of all giants!" Finrod proclaims Gronar smacks Finrod on the head, knocking the elf back into unconsciousness. "Gronar know Elfy lying now." The rest of the party decides to camp for the evening and figure out what they want to do when morning arrives. We have two kids already, so my wife tires out quickly and her blodd pressure gets a little high. Only about 8 weeks left though. :D [/QUOTE]
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