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<blockquote data-quote="Hairy Minotaur" data-source="post: 2297903" data-attributes="member: 11574"><p><strong>There's a'looting a'foot</strong></p><p></p><p>Sorry for the long delay, we moved into a house on the 15th and have been cleaning/unpacking ever since. </p><p></p><p>The mountain chip pounds into Nameroc's body, then rolls away harmlessly it's deed completed. Paquito winces as the rock slams into the ground, he expects to see a puddle of goo in the impression the rock left behind. He instead finds a broken and bloodied mess that still wheezes through a shattered face. </p><p></p><p>"Gimmie 'nother rock, I see a new target." Sven commands</p><p></p><p>"Ugh, we don't have time for one of your fishing trips, we've got to get a move on." the female frost giant replies</p><p></p><p>"Hey! I am not about to leave unlooted bodies strewn about the countryside because you were hungry. I'm lootin' and there's nothing you can do about it."</p><p></p><p>"Well now, you just think about that the next time you get remorhazz saddle burn and you need someone to wipe your rear for you if you don't quit your games and start moving!" </p><p></p><p>Sven mulls over his wife's remarks and relents, "Fine, just one more rock though. Did you see that throw? I want to see if I can hit the same one again and make a statement for it's friends." </p><p></p><p>"Alright, here." Igna answers and hands over another rock</p><p></p><p>Paquito leans over the boulder he was standing behind to get a better look at Nameroc. While the elf lay unconscious, Paquito doubted he would survive any kind of heal attempt. Nameroc's breaths became shallow as Paquito heard the next volley streaking through the air. Paquito ducks back behind his rock as the large piece of granite plows into the ground just beyond Paquito's location, the minor tremors of it's landing shake Paquito on his haunches. </p><p></p><p>Peering out across the side of his rock, Paquito watches as the second boulder rocks to a stop a mere ten feet from him. Looking back at Nameroc's previous location, and Paquito notes that all that's left is a large streak of blood and a twisted boot. </p><p></p><p>"Ha! did you see that! The same spot. I am definitely trying out for chucking champion this year." Sven admires his throw one last time before spurring his mammoth on to catch up with his wife. </p><p></p><p>As the frost giants cross the worn path, Igna makes an observation "Looks like someone was here before you, and they were able to kill with one rock to the head and left the bodies as a reminder too." Igna remarks sarcastically</p><p></p><p>"Point taken." Sven says as the pair ride off to the west.</p><p></p><p>After Paquito watches the frost giants disappear behind a hill, he gets up and looks for Nameroc's body. Unable to locate it he calls out to Finrod for assistance.</p><p></p><p>"I'm not moving from this spot, whatever that was has darn good aim. What's your mental problem for wandering around in the open?" the elf shouts back</p><p></p><p>"The giants are gone, I need help finding Nameroc's body, it got mashed by the boulders and I don't see it anywhere." Paquito informs the elf</p><p></p><p>Finrod twists his head around the tree trunk to get a look at where the boulders flew from and quickly retracts it, it takes the elf several tries before he convinces himself that there will be no further aerial assaults. </p><p></p><p>Together Paquito and Finrod locate the few remaining body parts of Nameroc.</p><p></p><p>"I never knew you had such reverence for the dead Paquito, I would've thought you'd leave Nameroc here and continue forth about your business. It brings a tear to my eye to see you care so much." Finrod observes</p><p></p><p>"What are talking about? I intend to loot his dead body for magic items and then scorch the area of his stench. No?" Paquito says matter-of-factly, much to the horror of Finrod who stands mouth agape at Paquito's remarks</p><p></p><p>"Hey! you two. The giants are gone, you can come out now." Paquito shouts to Gronar and Korg</p><p></p><p>"No, Korg hiding. No can see me." Comes Korg's reply</p><p></p><p>"They're gone, it's safe now." Paquito implores</p><p></p><p>"No, hidey spot is working. No can see me." Korg answers</p><p></p><p>"Korg.... Korg!.... KORG! Paquito shouts</p><p></p><p>*snore*</p><p></p><p>Paquito walks over and kicks the sleeping giant.</p><p></p><p>"Huh? What. Gronar hiding." Comes his reply</p><p></p><p>"They're gone. Get out from under there." Paquito tells the giant</p><p></p><p>Gronar pulls the boulder off of his head and rolls onto his back so as to sit up and get a look around.</p><p></p><p>"Good job Elfy, big giants all dead?" Gronar asks</p><p></p><p>"Nameroc is dead, as to the giant's well being, I would surmise that they fared rather well through the ordeal. No?" Paquito explains</p><p></p><p>"He wants to take Nameroc's things and use them for himself." Finrod announces to Gronar while pointing at Paquito.</p><p></p><p>"Yeah?" Gronar asks</p><p></p><p>Paquito shrugs his shoulders and nods his head in agreement</p><p></p><p>"Alright Pokey! Gronar knew you be giant sometime, did Pokey loot body yet?" Gronar asks excitedly</p><p></p><p>Shaking his head no, Paquito informs Gronar that there was almost nothing left of Nameroc to loot. </p><p></p><p>"Shhh! Korg hiding, shut up!" Korg yells</p><p></p><p>Gronar knocks the boulder from Korg's head</p><p></p><p>"Ahhh! No kill Korg, no kill Korg!" the hill giant wails an appeal</p><p></p><p>"Big giants gone Korg, get up." Gronar says</p><p></p><p>Korg stands and wears a proud smile on his face, in his mind, his plan had worked and he was saved. Finrod spots Nameroc's black bear companion rooting around Nameroc's last standing position.</p><p></p><p>"I'll take him back with me, maybe I can find a suitable husbander?" Finrod announces</p><p></p><p>"Nah, Korg hungry." And with that the hill giant cleric decapitates the black bear and begins to rip the pelt off it's body.</p><p></p><p>Finrod becomes nauseated and begins throwing up at the brutality.</p><p></p><p>"I call ribs. No?" Paquito states</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hairy Minotaur, post: 2297903, member: 11574"] [b]There's a'looting a'foot[/b] Sorry for the long delay, we moved into a house on the 15th and have been cleaning/unpacking ever since. The mountain chip pounds into Nameroc's body, then rolls away harmlessly it's deed completed. Paquito winces as the rock slams into the ground, he expects to see a puddle of goo in the impression the rock left behind. He instead finds a broken and bloodied mess that still wheezes through a shattered face. "Gimmie 'nother rock, I see a new target." Sven commands "Ugh, we don't have time for one of your fishing trips, we've got to get a move on." the female frost giant replies "Hey! I am not about to leave unlooted bodies strewn about the countryside because you were hungry. I'm lootin' and there's nothing you can do about it." "Well now, you just think about that the next time you get remorhazz saddle burn and you need someone to wipe your rear for you if you don't quit your games and start moving!" Sven mulls over his wife's remarks and relents, "Fine, just one more rock though. Did you see that throw? I want to see if I can hit the same one again and make a statement for it's friends." "Alright, here." Igna answers and hands over another rock Paquito leans over the boulder he was standing behind to get a better look at Nameroc. While the elf lay unconscious, Paquito doubted he would survive any kind of heal attempt. Nameroc's breaths became shallow as Paquito heard the next volley streaking through the air. Paquito ducks back behind his rock as the large piece of granite plows into the ground just beyond Paquito's location, the minor tremors of it's landing shake Paquito on his haunches. Peering out across the side of his rock, Paquito watches as the second boulder rocks to a stop a mere ten feet from him. Looking back at Nameroc's previous location, and Paquito notes that all that's left is a large streak of blood and a twisted boot. "Ha! did you see that! The same spot. I am definitely trying out for chucking champion this year." Sven admires his throw one last time before spurring his mammoth on to catch up with his wife. As the frost giants cross the worn path, Igna makes an observation "Looks like someone was here before you, and they were able to kill with one rock to the head and left the bodies as a reminder too." Igna remarks sarcastically "Point taken." Sven says as the pair ride off to the west. After Paquito watches the frost giants disappear behind a hill, he gets up and looks for Nameroc's body. Unable to locate it he calls out to Finrod for assistance. "I'm not moving from this spot, whatever that was has darn good aim. What's your mental problem for wandering around in the open?" the elf shouts back "The giants are gone, I need help finding Nameroc's body, it got mashed by the boulders and I don't see it anywhere." Paquito informs the elf Finrod twists his head around the tree trunk to get a look at where the boulders flew from and quickly retracts it, it takes the elf several tries before he convinces himself that there will be no further aerial assaults. Together Paquito and Finrod locate the few remaining body parts of Nameroc. "I never knew you had such reverence for the dead Paquito, I would've thought you'd leave Nameroc here and continue forth about your business. It brings a tear to my eye to see you care so much." Finrod observes "What are talking about? I intend to loot his dead body for magic items and then scorch the area of his stench. No?" Paquito says matter-of-factly, much to the horror of Finrod who stands mouth agape at Paquito's remarks "Hey! you two. The giants are gone, you can come out now." Paquito shouts to Gronar and Korg "No, Korg hiding. No can see me." Comes Korg's reply "They're gone, it's safe now." Paquito implores "No, hidey spot is working. No can see me." Korg answers "Korg.... Korg!.... KORG! Paquito shouts *snore* Paquito walks over and kicks the sleeping giant. "Huh? What. Gronar hiding." Comes his reply "They're gone. Get out from under there." Paquito tells the giant Gronar pulls the boulder off of his head and rolls onto his back so as to sit up and get a look around. "Good job Elfy, big giants all dead?" Gronar asks "Nameroc is dead, as to the giant's well being, I would surmise that they fared rather well through the ordeal. No?" Paquito explains "He wants to take Nameroc's things and use them for himself." Finrod announces to Gronar while pointing at Paquito. "Yeah?" Gronar asks Paquito shrugs his shoulders and nods his head in agreement "Alright Pokey! Gronar knew you be giant sometime, did Pokey loot body yet?" Gronar asks excitedly Shaking his head no, Paquito informs Gronar that there was almost nothing left of Nameroc to loot. "Shhh! Korg hiding, shut up!" Korg yells Gronar knocks the boulder from Korg's head "Ahhh! No kill Korg, no kill Korg!" the hill giant wails an appeal "Big giants gone Korg, get up." Gronar says Korg stands and wears a proud smile on his face, in his mind, his plan had worked and he was saved. Finrod spots Nameroc's black bear companion rooting around Nameroc's last standing position. "I'll take him back with me, maybe I can find a suitable husbander?" Finrod announces "Nah, Korg hungry." And with that the hill giant cleric decapitates the black bear and begins to rip the pelt off it's body. Finrod becomes nauseated and begins throwing up at the brutality. "I call ribs. No?" Paquito states [/QUOTE]
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