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<blockquote data-quote="Hairy Minotaur" data-source="post: 2334406" data-attributes="member: 11574"><p><strong>"Your furture, read here."</strong></p><p></p><p>The party sets up a makeshift spit, and begins cooking the bear amid the boulders alongside the path. Finrod still wretches and passes on lunch as he works to get his stomach under control.</p><p></p><p>Gronar begins working the pelt into a serviceable loincloth, complaining of a chilly draft in places he doesn't want to be cold at. Korg spies Paquito setting out pictures of different animals and goes over to see what the minotaur is up to.</p><p></p><p>"What Pokey doing?" The hill giant inquires</p><p></p><p>"The great gypsy Paquito is well versed in the ways of tarot. Perhaps you would like a reading? No?" Paquito answers</p><p></p><p>"What story Pokey tell this time?" Korg asks</p><p></p><p>"Why yours of course, what could be and may yet to be. For that is an admirable question. No?" Paquito responds</p><p></p><p>The confused look on Korg's face told Paquito that he would need to hand hold the giant through this process.</p><p></p><p>"Okay, first I turn over this card. Then the next one, and I lay it over here. Then these next three, and finally this one." Paquito removes his hands and lets Korg gaze over the animal depictions in front on him.</p><p></p><p>"See this first card? This is your dominate card. Looks like you are Ass dominate." Paquito says barely able to contain his snickering</p><p></p><p>"That not look like donkey to Korg, that look like brown blot." Korg says correctly identifying the ink stain</p><p></p><p>"Nonsense, you just have to learn how to interpret the cards. No? And these cards here, tell me how your Ass will affect future events." Paquito continues </p><p></p><p>Korg nods in blissful ignorance</p><p></p><p>"Well it appears your life will be dominated by a liberal use of medicants brought on by a shameful experience with a dead sloth. It would appear that you should keep your distance from any slow moving mammals. No?" Paquito manages with a straight face.</p><p></p><p>"Korg not know what that means, only word Korg know is slow." The giant explains</p><p></p><p>"Yes, and that is abundantly apparent to one well versed in the arts, such as myself, and it is easily identifiable from some distance I can assure you. No?" Paquito continues to pile it on.</p><p></p><p>Korg reaches his attention span limit, and gets up to go see how the vomiting elf is doing.</p><p></p><p>"Elfy need some of Korg nurturing?" Korg says while making squeezing motions with his hands</p><p></p><p>*blech* </p><p></p><p>"Errr, Elfy get Korg when Elfy not going to spill stomach on Korg boots." Korg says walking away </p><p></p><p>The quartet, with three full bellies and an emptying one, decide to continue to follow the path. After six hours of walking, the giants pick up the faint scent of burning wood upwind from them.</p><p></p><p>Pointing into the wind, the giants give Paquito a chance to peer through the cold day and spot dark smoke rising over a small hill to the northeast. </p><p></p><p>"Maybe they have better food?" Gronar wonders</p><p></p><p>"Korg think they have fire." Korg states </p><p></p><p>"Maybe they've got a soft bed?" Finrod whispers</p><p></p><p>"Maybe it's a gnomish harem. No?" Paquito asks</p><p></p><p>"Okay. Why would it be that?" Finrod asks</p><p></p><p>"Oh, I thought we were making up stuff. No? I mean obviously something large is on fire, why on earth would we assume it's benevolent?" Paquito responds</p><p></p><p>"Does Ben Evolent make good food?" Gronar asks the minotaur</p><p></p><p>"No, but his sister Ineeda Mann does. Perhaps you should go check it out. No?" Paquito instructs the hill giant on fine dining.</p><p></p><p>Gronar crawls to the hill's crest, and peers down below at a small fort that is on fire in several places. He sees that the front gate has been smashed in, and also in several places along the outer wall a breach is evident. Looking again at the interior of the fort, Gronar sees large hunched gaunt creatures rummaging through the wreckage.</p><p></p><p>Gronar returns to the group to report his findings.</p><p></p><p>"Sounds like trolls." Finrod states "How many did you see?"</p><p></p><p>Gronar stops and thinks for a moment and begins counting on his fingers. After recounting twice, Gronar settles on two as his final answer. </p><p></p><p>Finrod frowns "Probably means there's twenty." He replies</p><p></p><p>"Who would build a fort out here?" Paquito asks</p><p></p><p>"It has to be elven!" Finrod shouts and forces his weakened body to gallop towards the top of the hill.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hairy Minotaur, post: 2334406, member: 11574"] [b]"Your furture, read here."[/b] The party sets up a makeshift spit, and begins cooking the bear amid the boulders alongside the path. Finrod still wretches and passes on lunch as he works to get his stomach under control. Gronar begins working the pelt into a serviceable loincloth, complaining of a chilly draft in places he doesn't want to be cold at. Korg spies Paquito setting out pictures of different animals and goes over to see what the minotaur is up to. "What Pokey doing?" The hill giant inquires "The great gypsy Paquito is well versed in the ways of tarot. Perhaps you would like a reading? No?" Paquito answers "What story Pokey tell this time?" Korg asks "Why yours of course, what could be and may yet to be. For that is an admirable question. No?" Paquito responds The confused look on Korg's face told Paquito that he would need to hand hold the giant through this process. "Okay, first I turn over this card. Then the next one, and I lay it over here. Then these next three, and finally this one." Paquito removes his hands and lets Korg gaze over the animal depictions in front on him. "See this first card? This is your dominate card. Looks like you are Ass dominate." Paquito says barely able to contain his snickering "That not look like donkey to Korg, that look like brown blot." Korg says correctly identifying the ink stain "Nonsense, you just have to learn how to interpret the cards. No? And these cards here, tell me how your Ass will affect future events." Paquito continues Korg nods in blissful ignorance "Well it appears your life will be dominated by a liberal use of medicants brought on by a shameful experience with a dead sloth. It would appear that you should keep your distance from any slow moving mammals. No?" Paquito manages with a straight face. "Korg not know what that means, only word Korg know is slow." The giant explains "Yes, and that is abundantly apparent to one well versed in the arts, such as myself, and it is easily identifiable from some distance I can assure you. No?" Paquito continues to pile it on. Korg reaches his attention span limit, and gets up to go see how the vomiting elf is doing. "Elfy need some of Korg nurturing?" Korg says while making squeezing motions with his hands *blech* "Errr, Elfy get Korg when Elfy not going to spill stomach on Korg boots." Korg says walking away The quartet, with three full bellies and an emptying one, decide to continue to follow the path. After six hours of walking, the giants pick up the faint scent of burning wood upwind from them. Pointing into the wind, the giants give Paquito a chance to peer through the cold day and spot dark smoke rising over a small hill to the northeast. "Maybe they have better food?" Gronar wonders "Korg think they have fire." Korg states "Maybe they've got a soft bed?" Finrod whispers "Maybe it's a gnomish harem. No?" Paquito asks "Okay. Why would it be that?" Finrod asks "Oh, I thought we were making up stuff. No? I mean obviously something large is on fire, why on earth would we assume it's benevolent?" Paquito responds "Does Ben Evolent make good food?" Gronar asks the minotaur "No, but his sister Ineeda Mann does. Perhaps you should go check it out. No?" Paquito instructs the hill giant on fine dining. Gronar crawls to the hill's crest, and peers down below at a small fort that is on fire in several places. He sees that the front gate has been smashed in, and also in several places along the outer wall a breach is evident. Looking again at the interior of the fort, Gronar sees large hunched gaunt creatures rummaging through the wreckage. Gronar returns to the group to report his findings. "Sounds like trolls." Finrod states "How many did you see?" Gronar stops and thinks for a moment and begins counting on his fingers. After recounting twice, Gronar settles on two as his final answer. Finrod frowns "Probably means there's twenty." He replies "Who would build a fort out here?" Paquito asks "It has to be elven!" Finrod shouts and forces his weakened body to gallop towards the top of the hill. [/QUOTE]
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