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<blockquote data-quote="Hairy Minotaur" data-source="post: 2337911" data-attributes="member: 11574"><p><strong>S'mores anyone?</strong></p><p></p><p>Thanks for all the comments! I strive to appease. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p>Finrod races up the hill and stands on his toes, ignoring the waves of nausea that cascade through him. </p><p></p><p>Through a breach in the south wall, he can make out the front of a small church that still stands against the west wall near the gate. Large gangly creatures roam the interior of the fort. To Finrod they appear to be rummaging for something. </p><p></p><p>Over the cackling fires he can make out the barking of several dogs, probably still within their kennel, unable to be released during the onslaught.</p><p></p><p>Finrod in joined by the rest of the party, who stare down at the burning structure. </p><p></p><p>"Well, I count three trolls already just from way up here. No?" Paquito announces</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, I think there's a good chance there's between one and five we don't see." Finrod answers</p><p></p><p>"Something must be mighty important for them to be so close to those fires. Something making them forget thousands of years of fear." Paquito's thought trails off as he reflects what that could possibly be. </p><p></p><p>"Elfy want Gronar go see what trolls lost?" Gronar offers</p><p></p><p>"I wish we had Benat here so we could tell how many there were." Finrod wishes</p><p></p><p>"No need lady elfy, Gronar can tell by dung piles trolls leave. Just count piles, trolls not very clean." The hill giant says</p><p></p><p>"I still say it's a gnomish harem with ettercap guards. No?" Paquito announces</p><p></p><p>"No, don't think so." Finrod replies to the minotaur, then begins to descend the hill</p><p></p><p>"What plan are you preparing to unleash on these interlopers?" Paquito inquires</p><p></p><p>"I just want to get a closer look." Finrod answers</p><p></p><p>"Why not have Korg throw you over a wall then?" Paquito calls out as he watches the elf walk away.</p><p></p><p>Upon hearing that, Finrod turns around to see the giants discussing that option with respect to wind direction and speed. Korg then looks down at Finrod and gives a thumbs up sign. Finrod turns and runs to the burning fort.</p><p></p><p>"Elfy taking hard way again, guess Korg go save Elfy." The hill giant sighs</p><p></p><p>Finrod reaches the southern wall breach which is almost fifteen feet across, standing at the eastern side of the gap, Finrod peers inside. He can make out two trolls about thirty feet from him, they carry dead bodies that they then toss onto a huge blaze in the center of the fort. </p><p></p><p>Gronar and Korg reach Finrod and look over the damage. </p><p></p><p>*whistling* "These trolls very strong to rip open twigs like these." Gronar announces</p><p></p><p>Finrod ignores the insult and continues watching the trolls, trying to get an inkling as to what they're doing here.</p><p></p><p>After five minutes of watching wood burn, Gronar gets impatient.</p><p></p><p>"Gronar just going to go talk to trolls and see if they leave fort so we can eat good food." Gronar strides through the gap and into the fort</p><p></p><p>"No, Gronar wait!" Finrod speaks in a loud whisper</p><p></p><p>Gronar advances to a small gap between two burning piles of wood. A troll bisects the opening in the fort and Gronar calls out.</p><p></p><p>"Hey, stinky troll. Gronar want some food, you leave so Gronar eat?" The giant asks</p><p></p><p>"<span style="color: DarkRed">Leave here.</span>" a voice replies to Gronar's left that seems to come from a burning pile of building refuse.</p><p></p><p>"After Gronar eat, Gronar leave. First Gronar eat, then maybe leave. After Gronar eat, Gronar most likely not stay." The giant replies</p><p></p><p>...........</p><p></p><p>"Hey, Gronar talking to stinky troll. Gronar want to ea.." Gronar's words are drowned out, as a large burning form erupts from the burning pile and leaps on the giant.</p><p></p><p>Korg and Finrod flinch as the beast jumps from the fire. It's eyes are like burnt cinders, ashen and black at the same time. It's skin is reddish-orange akin to candle's flame. But there was no mistaking the shape of the beast, as they both knew it was a troll.</p><p></p><p>Gronar rolls over and pushes the troll off of him, Another troll leaps from behind Gronar, claws his back and sinks it's dirty teeth into Gronar's neck. The first troll hisses back at Gronar like water being poured of a flame. It snorts burning embers through it's nose, and then unleashes a stream of conflagration from it's mouth.</p><p></p><p>"Hmm, one would think that trolls would hate fire. No?" Paquito says, startling Finrod who hadn't noticed the minotaur's approach</p><p></p><p>"They're supposed to be, maybe they're not trolls?" Finrod conjectures</p><p></p><p>"Gronar, trolls hate fires." Korg shouts to his comrade after only hearing part of the conversation.</p><p></p><p>The fire breathing troll turns to face it's new threat, as the scorched Gronar throws off the troll on his shoulder and onto a bon fire. The troll rights itself and grabs a burning log as a club.</p><p></p><p>"Korg! Troll likes fire!" Gronar shouts</p><p></p><p>Finrod fires an arrow at the nearest troll, only to watch it burn up before reaching the creature, and falls harmlessly as ash and an arrowhead. </p><p></p><p>"I don't think these are normal trolls." Finrod clarifies</p><p></p><p>"No, I think they're faking. I bet they're really hurting on the inside. No?" Paquito comments.</p><p></p><p>Finrod spots the form of another troll through the smoke and heat shimmer exiting the fort through gate.</p><p></p><p>"I think we're about to have company, I'll try to head it off at the corner." Finrod says as he heads for the southwest corner of the fort.</p><p></p><p>"Ok, The great Paquito will support you in that endeavor with some timely placed bits of encouragement from this location. No?" Paquito waves as he retrieves some marshmallows from his backpack.</p><p></p><p>"Yum, nothing like grilling out. No?" Paquito asks himself</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hairy Minotaur, post: 2337911, member: 11574"] [b]S'mores anyone?[/b] Thanks for all the comments! I strive to appease. :) Finrod races up the hill and stands on his toes, ignoring the waves of nausea that cascade through him. Through a breach in the south wall, he can make out the front of a small church that still stands against the west wall near the gate. Large gangly creatures roam the interior of the fort. To Finrod they appear to be rummaging for something. Over the cackling fires he can make out the barking of several dogs, probably still within their kennel, unable to be released during the onslaught. Finrod in joined by the rest of the party, who stare down at the burning structure. "Well, I count three trolls already just from way up here. No?" Paquito announces "Yeah, I think there's a good chance there's between one and five we don't see." Finrod answers "Something must be mighty important for them to be so close to those fires. Something making them forget thousands of years of fear." Paquito's thought trails off as he reflects what that could possibly be. "Elfy want Gronar go see what trolls lost?" Gronar offers "I wish we had Benat here so we could tell how many there were." Finrod wishes "No need lady elfy, Gronar can tell by dung piles trolls leave. Just count piles, trolls not very clean." The hill giant says "I still say it's a gnomish harem with ettercap guards. No?" Paquito announces "No, don't think so." Finrod replies to the minotaur, then begins to descend the hill "What plan are you preparing to unleash on these interlopers?" Paquito inquires "I just want to get a closer look." Finrod answers "Why not have Korg throw you over a wall then?" Paquito calls out as he watches the elf walk away. Upon hearing that, Finrod turns around to see the giants discussing that option with respect to wind direction and speed. Korg then looks down at Finrod and gives a thumbs up sign. Finrod turns and runs to the burning fort. "Elfy taking hard way again, guess Korg go save Elfy." The hill giant sighs Finrod reaches the southern wall breach which is almost fifteen feet across, standing at the eastern side of the gap, Finrod peers inside. He can make out two trolls about thirty feet from him, they carry dead bodies that they then toss onto a huge blaze in the center of the fort. Gronar and Korg reach Finrod and look over the damage. *whistling* "These trolls very strong to rip open twigs like these." Gronar announces Finrod ignores the insult and continues watching the trolls, trying to get an inkling as to what they're doing here. After five minutes of watching wood burn, Gronar gets impatient. "Gronar just going to go talk to trolls and see if they leave fort so we can eat good food." Gronar strides through the gap and into the fort "No, Gronar wait!" Finrod speaks in a loud whisper Gronar advances to a small gap between two burning piles of wood. A troll bisects the opening in the fort and Gronar calls out. "Hey, stinky troll. Gronar want some food, you leave so Gronar eat?" The giant asks "[COLOR=DarkRed]Leave here.[/COLOR]" a voice replies to Gronar's left that seems to come from a burning pile of building refuse. "After Gronar eat, Gronar leave. First Gronar eat, then maybe leave. After Gronar eat, Gronar most likely not stay." The giant replies ........... "Hey, Gronar talking to stinky troll. Gronar want to ea.." Gronar's words are drowned out, as a large burning form erupts from the burning pile and leaps on the giant. Korg and Finrod flinch as the beast jumps from the fire. It's eyes are like burnt cinders, ashen and black at the same time. It's skin is reddish-orange akin to candle's flame. But there was no mistaking the shape of the beast, as they both knew it was a troll. Gronar rolls over and pushes the troll off of him, Another troll leaps from behind Gronar, claws his back and sinks it's dirty teeth into Gronar's neck. The first troll hisses back at Gronar like water being poured of a flame. It snorts burning embers through it's nose, and then unleashes a stream of conflagration from it's mouth. "Hmm, one would think that trolls would hate fire. No?" Paquito says, startling Finrod who hadn't noticed the minotaur's approach "They're supposed to be, maybe they're not trolls?" Finrod conjectures "Gronar, trolls hate fires." Korg shouts to his comrade after only hearing part of the conversation. The fire breathing troll turns to face it's new threat, as the scorched Gronar throws off the troll on his shoulder and onto a bon fire. The troll rights itself and grabs a burning log as a club. "Korg! Troll likes fire!" Gronar shouts Finrod fires an arrow at the nearest troll, only to watch it burn up before reaching the creature, and falls harmlessly as ash and an arrowhead. "I don't think these are normal trolls." Finrod clarifies "No, I think they're faking. I bet they're really hurting on the inside. No?" Paquito comments. Finrod spots the form of another troll through the smoke and heat shimmer exiting the fort through gate. "I think we're about to have company, I'll try to head it off at the corner." Finrod says as he heads for the southwest corner of the fort. "Ok, The great Paquito will support you in that endeavor with some timely placed bits of encouragement from this location. No?" Paquito waves as he retrieves some marshmallows from his backpack. "Yum, nothing like grilling out. No?" Paquito asks himself [/QUOTE]
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