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<blockquote data-quote="Hairy Minotaur" data-source="post: 2350367" data-attributes="member: 11574"><p><strong>It just won't die!</strong></p><p></p><p>Gronar splits the troll that was sitting on the burning pile next to him in half. Orange blood erupts over wood pile and onto the ground beneath it, the blood singes the grass and causes the unburned wood in the pile to catch fire.</p><p></p><p>Gronar takes a quick survey of his body to see if he inadvertently caught any blood spray. Satisfied that he wasn't on fire, Gronar stalked the fire-breathing troll ahead of him. However his eyes caught the slightest of movement to his immediate left and glancing over in that direction, Gronar found the black coal eyes of the bisected troll blinking back at him.</p><p></p><p>Korg stepped into the burning fort and was nearly overcome with the heat and lack of oxygen the large fires were creating. He wondered how Gronar managed to get so far into the fort without having any problems. </p><p></p><p>The fire-breathing troll turned his attentions to the lumbering giant cleric and hissed out a warning in Ignan that Korg didn't understand. Korg, unimpressed with the troll's posturing, Korg forces his spear through the troll's thick abdomen and out through the troll's back.</p><p></p><p>Deep in pain now, the troll reared back and breathed a stream of fire at Korg, covered the giant's bare arms in flames. Korg retracted his spear and quickly beat the flames off his singed arm hair.</p><p></p><p>Finrod leapt around the corner, sword drawn looking for the troll, only to find a barren landscape in front of him. Standing confused, Finrod assured himself that he had seen a troll escape from the fort through the front gate. </p><p></p><p>Paquito watched Korg dance with the troll and in-between melting marshmallows and prying the gooey substance from his teeth, the minotaur unleashed the odd <em>magic missile</em> into the troll. Every time one hit the creature, Korg would look back at the waving minotaur who gave Korg a thumbs up after each missile hit home. </p><p></p><p>Finrod looked back towards Paquito to see if maybe the troll changed his mind and decided to go the long way around the fort. Finrod tried to gain the minotaur's attention unaware that his query sat against the side of the fort watching, waiting for it's chance to leap.</p><p></p><p>Gronar slammed his greatsword into the head of the bisected troll a couple of times.</p><p></p><p>"Try and look at Gronar now stinky troll!" Gronar shouted at the beast, it's eyes had stopped blinking, but Gronar was sure they still burned with life.</p><p></p><p>Frustrated that he could not seem to kill the thing, Gronar began stomping on the torso-less troll.</p><p></p><p>"Go for the crotch Gronar!" Paquito shouted. </p><p></p><p>Korg speared the fire-breathing troll through the neck, and pulled the creature back to him. He then tore it's head off and kicked the body away. Turning back to face Paquito, Korg watched as the minotaur unleashed a couple of <em>magic missiles</em> into the decapitated head.</p><p></p><p>"Why do that? Korg pretty sure red troll is dead." Korg inquires</p><p></p><p>"I didn't like the way he mouth was twitching like that. No?" Paquito responds</p><p></p><p>The head continues to make hissing sounds from it's mouth, so Korg punches the head a couple of times.</p><p></p><p>"Shut-up troll. Korg put you in soup, then leave you here to hiss in Korg dung pile." The giant yells</p><p></p><p>Gronar walks up behind Korg carrying the tenderized head of his own conquest.</p><p></p><p>"What Pokey think kill stinky troll?" Gronar asked the intelligent one of the group</p><p></p><p>Paquito pondered that thought and decided that they needed to create makeshift spears from the rubble, and mount the heads on the shaft.</p><p></p><p>"Hopefully it'll slow the regeneration down enough that we'll be safely away before they come looking for us. No?" Paquito answered</p><p></p><p>"Pokey not know how to kill stinky troll?" Gronar inquires</p><p></p><p>"Well I would surmise that cold might do the trick, but alas I have no such means of producing.... wait I think I have just the thing." Paquito replies</p><p></p><p>After force feeding both heads two <em>ray of frosts</em>, Paquito was sure he had stopped the regeneration process. Smiling, Paquito looked on with great pride.</p><p></p><p>"Where elfy?" Gronar asked</p><p></p><p>Paquito shrugged his shoulders and pointed in the direction he last saw him at.</p><p></p><p>The trio rounded the corner to find a bloodied mass, who's wounds had been cauterized buy fire and heat.</p><p></p><p>"Is Elfy still alive?" Gronar asked his clerical friend</p><p></p><p>Korg bent over the elf and with a look of astonishment he announced that Finrod had indeed endured.</p><p></p><p>"Great, now my moral compass is acting up again. I guess we better save him. Baphomet knows I may need a meat shield at some point in the future. No?" Paquito says</p><p></p><p>"Gronar going to go see if twig place has any good eats, and maybe lots of gold, and maybe bigger sword, and maybe magic." Gronar announces as he heads back into the fort.</p><p></p><p>"Wait up! Don't leave me here with touchy feely and pukey. You may have need of my services as an appraiser. No?" Paquito calls out to Gronar.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hairy Minotaur, post: 2350367, member: 11574"] [b]It just won't die![/b] Gronar splits the troll that was sitting on the burning pile next to him in half. Orange blood erupts over wood pile and onto the ground beneath it, the blood singes the grass and causes the unburned wood in the pile to catch fire. Gronar takes a quick survey of his body to see if he inadvertently caught any blood spray. Satisfied that he wasn't on fire, Gronar stalked the fire-breathing troll ahead of him. However his eyes caught the slightest of movement to his immediate left and glancing over in that direction, Gronar found the black coal eyes of the bisected troll blinking back at him. Korg stepped into the burning fort and was nearly overcome with the heat and lack of oxygen the large fires were creating. He wondered how Gronar managed to get so far into the fort without having any problems. The fire-breathing troll turned his attentions to the lumbering giant cleric and hissed out a warning in Ignan that Korg didn't understand. Korg, unimpressed with the troll's posturing, Korg forces his spear through the troll's thick abdomen and out through the troll's back. Deep in pain now, the troll reared back and breathed a stream of fire at Korg, covered the giant's bare arms in flames. Korg retracted his spear and quickly beat the flames off his singed arm hair. Finrod leapt around the corner, sword drawn looking for the troll, only to find a barren landscape in front of him. Standing confused, Finrod assured himself that he had seen a troll escape from the fort through the front gate. Paquito watched Korg dance with the troll and in-between melting marshmallows and prying the gooey substance from his teeth, the minotaur unleashed the odd [I]magic missile[/I] into the troll. Every time one hit the creature, Korg would look back at the waving minotaur who gave Korg a thumbs up after each missile hit home. Finrod looked back towards Paquito to see if maybe the troll changed his mind and decided to go the long way around the fort. Finrod tried to gain the minotaur's attention unaware that his query sat against the side of the fort watching, waiting for it's chance to leap. Gronar slammed his greatsword into the head of the bisected troll a couple of times. "Try and look at Gronar now stinky troll!" Gronar shouted at the beast, it's eyes had stopped blinking, but Gronar was sure they still burned with life. Frustrated that he could not seem to kill the thing, Gronar began stomping on the torso-less troll. "Go for the crotch Gronar!" Paquito shouted. Korg speared the fire-breathing troll through the neck, and pulled the creature back to him. He then tore it's head off and kicked the body away. Turning back to face Paquito, Korg watched as the minotaur unleashed a couple of [I]magic missiles[/I] into the decapitated head. "Why do that? Korg pretty sure red troll is dead." Korg inquires "I didn't like the way he mouth was twitching like that. No?" Paquito responds The head continues to make hissing sounds from it's mouth, so Korg punches the head a couple of times. "Shut-up troll. Korg put you in soup, then leave you here to hiss in Korg dung pile." The giant yells Gronar walks up behind Korg carrying the tenderized head of his own conquest. "What Pokey think kill stinky troll?" Gronar asked the intelligent one of the group Paquito pondered that thought and decided that they needed to create makeshift spears from the rubble, and mount the heads on the shaft. "Hopefully it'll slow the regeneration down enough that we'll be safely away before they come looking for us. No?" Paquito answered "Pokey not know how to kill stinky troll?" Gronar inquires "Well I would surmise that cold might do the trick, but alas I have no such means of producing.... wait I think I have just the thing." Paquito replies After force feeding both heads two [I]ray of frosts[/I], Paquito was sure he had stopped the regeneration process. Smiling, Paquito looked on with great pride. "Where elfy?" Gronar asked Paquito shrugged his shoulders and pointed in the direction he last saw him at. The trio rounded the corner to find a bloodied mass, who's wounds had been cauterized buy fire and heat. "Is Elfy still alive?" Gronar asked his clerical friend Korg bent over the elf and with a look of astonishment he announced that Finrod had indeed endured. "Great, now my moral compass is acting up again. I guess we better save him. Baphomet knows I may need a meat shield at some point in the future. No?" Paquito says "Gronar going to go see if twig place has any good eats, and maybe lots of gold, and maybe bigger sword, and maybe magic." Gronar announces as he heads back into the fort. "Wait up! Don't leave me here with touchy feely and pukey. You may have need of my services as an appraiser. No?" Paquito calls out to Gronar. [/QUOTE]
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