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<blockquote data-quote="Leopold" data-source="post: 198042" data-attributes="member: 758"><p>the issue with drow is their alignment: Chaotic Evil. This prevents them pretty much from uniting to mount a campaign to conquer the xurface realm or any realm around them. The ONLY time they ever seem to agree on ANYTHING is when it comes to killing drizzt which i am sick to death of. </p><p></p><p>Now thinking like a CE drow female my order of businss would be:</p><p></p><p>1. Wake in the morning, sacrifice svifneblin or surface dweller, eat breakfast, brush teeth with spiderman toothpaste, drink java.</p><p></p><p>2. Plot overthrow of current matron mother and destruction of surface races, deicde which dress to wear for the day matching the color of the blood of the victem to be sacrificed for lunch. </p><p></p><p>3. Unite underlings from various houses on plans to enslave local races to my whim, pick out sacrifical victem for lunch.</p><p></p><p>4. Sacrifice victem for lunch, enjoy a mixture of debate with males, make sure one is sacrificed tonite if they displease me, thank the spider queen for this glorious day for not killing me. </p><p></p><p>5. Conduct raid with underlings on local underdark village enslave populace, make note to promote one of the males at a whim to cause infighting. Remember to smile!</p><p></p><p>6. Pick out male to be killed tonite, plan dinner, check traps to make sure noone has posined my meals or launched counterplot against me.</p><p></p><p>7. Eat dinner, sacrifice male to Lolth, kill priest who attempted to interupt my meal with a hand crossbow, order her entire family crucified outside house at behest of matron mother. Plan midnite sacrifice to the spider queen.</p><p></p><p>8. Order males to pepare for capture of underdark city tommorow. Coordinate plans with other houses using blackmail, subterfuge, and promises of power from matron mother. If all goes well I will get promoted, if all fails matron mother will take the blame. Cest la vie.</p><p></p><p>9. Sacrifice a child from the family that attacked me in my best spider silk nightie, all praise be the matron mother (whatever) and lolth (note: lolth first next time!). Goto bedroom, prepare spells for tonite, ward against intrustion and trap and posion the doors. Enjoy sleep.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Now if someone made a book with that in mind the drow would be feared! They are mostly thought of infighting and careless, but if you read deeper in the 1e modules they were smart, cunning, evil, wicked, cruel, and had goals and plots that need to be accomplished. I would put money the overall goal of conquest is the surface but give me a break for crying out loud! Conquer and enslave your neighbors, branch out and ensalve them and use them as cannon fodder, there are hundreds of underdark races that an be used to fight the surface people with and dollars to doughnuts allot of them would help willingly.</p><p></p><p>Just cause the alignment says CE doesn't mean they ALL are...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Leopold, post: 198042, member: 758"] the issue with drow is their alignment: Chaotic Evil. This prevents them pretty much from uniting to mount a campaign to conquer the xurface realm or any realm around them. The ONLY time they ever seem to agree on ANYTHING is when it comes to killing drizzt which i am sick to death of. Now thinking like a CE drow female my order of businss would be: 1. Wake in the morning, sacrifice svifneblin or surface dweller, eat breakfast, brush teeth with spiderman toothpaste, drink java. 2. Plot overthrow of current matron mother and destruction of surface races, deicde which dress to wear for the day matching the color of the blood of the victem to be sacrificed for lunch. 3. Unite underlings from various houses on plans to enslave local races to my whim, pick out sacrifical victem for lunch. 4. Sacrifice victem for lunch, enjoy a mixture of debate with males, make sure one is sacrificed tonite if they displease me, thank the spider queen for this glorious day for not killing me. 5. Conduct raid with underlings on local underdark village enslave populace, make note to promote one of the males at a whim to cause infighting. Remember to smile! 6. Pick out male to be killed tonite, plan dinner, check traps to make sure noone has posined my meals or launched counterplot against me. 7. Eat dinner, sacrifice male to Lolth, kill priest who attempted to interupt my meal with a hand crossbow, order her entire family crucified outside house at behest of matron mother. Plan midnite sacrifice to the spider queen. 8. Order males to pepare for capture of underdark city tommorow. Coordinate plans with other houses using blackmail, subterfuge, and promises of power from matron mother. If all goes well I will get promoted, if all fails matron mother will take the blame. Cest la vie. 9. Sacrifice a child from the family that attacked me in my best spider silk nightie, all praise be the matron mother (whatever) and lolth (note: lolth first next time!). Goto bedroom, prepare spells for tonite, ward against intrustion and trap and posion the doors. Enjoy sleep. Now if someone made a book with that in mind the drow would be feared! They are mostly thought of infighting and careless, but if you read deeper in the 1e modules they were smart, cunning, evil, wicked, cruel, and had goals and plots that need to be accomplished. I would put money the overall goal of conquest is the surface but give me a break for crying out loud! Conquer and enslave your neighbors, branch out and ensalve them and use them as cannon fodder, there are hundreds of underdark races that an be used to fight the surface people with and dollars to doughnuts allot of them would help willingly. Just cause the alignment says CE doesn't mean they ALL are... [/QUOTE]
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