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<blockquote data-quote="sabrinathecat" data-source="post: 6234821" data-attributes="member: 89838"><p>Beer always smelled and tasted to me like I imagine carbonated horse urine would, so that never appealed.</p><p></p><p>Alcohol is wonderful stuff: it cleans wounds, thins my paints, cleans my brushes, and is quite pretty when set on fire. But drinking the stuff? Not interested.</p><p></p><p>On the other hand, as the French poet, Boudelier (I can't spell in French) put it, "One must always be Drunk, that is all that matters, that you not feel the horrible burden of time that weighs down your soul and burdens your spirit... ...with Wine, with Poetry, or with Virture, as you choose."</p><p></p><p>Lately, my mother has been cleaning out her liquor cabinet (from the days when people gave booze as presents). Some of the stuff has been there for 20 or more years. I've been taking it to the table-top games and letting the other gamers take it home. They can use it. Not doing me any good. One bottle was labeled "Yukon Jack." The guy took a sip and gasped. "What the hell is this stuff? Holy cow, 190 proof!" The bottle of "Irish Mist" was only 180 proof.</p><p></p><p>Never had any desire to be drunk. I find it easier to watch out for the hazards of life and avoid them if I can think straight. Supposedly it makes sex better, but if you can't remember it, what's the point? (Most guys have enough trouble remembering her name as it is) (buh-dum-dump)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sabrinathecat, post: 6234821, member: 89838"] Beer always smelled and tasted to me like I imagine carbonated horse urine would, so that never appealed. Alcohol is wonderful stuff: it cleans wounds, thins my paints, cleans my brushes, and is quite pretty when set on fire. But drinking the stuff? Not interested. On the other hand, as the French poet, Boudelier (I can't spell in French) put it, "One must always be Drunk, that is all that matters, that you not feel the horrible burden of time that weighs down your soul and burdens your spirit... ...with Wine, with Poetry, or with Virture, as you choose." Lately, my mother has been cleaning out her liquor cabinet (from the days when people gave booze as presents). Some of the stuff has been there for 20 or more years. I've been taking it to the table-top games and letting the other gamers take it home. They can use it. Not doing me any good. One bottle was labeled "Yukon Jack." The guy took a sip and gasped. "What the hell is this stuff? Holy cow, 190 proof!" The bottle of "Irish Mist" was only 180 proof. Never had any desire to be drunk. I find it easier to watch out for the hazards of life and avoid them if I can think straight. Supposedly it makes sex better, but if you can't remember it, what's the point? (Most guys have enough trouble remembering her name as it is) (buh-dum-dump) [/QUOTE]
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