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<blockquote data-quote="Aberzanzorax" data-source="post: 5952678" data-attributes="member: 64209"><p>I'm starting to wonder if we have a character class here (or prestige class/kit).</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The "heckled bard" (alignment any, but frequently: "misguided stupid")</p><p> </p><p>Abilities: </p><p>*Skin like stone (never fails an intimidate or diplomacy check...is confident in self and of product, even when wrong and with substandard product).</p><p>*Prolific updater "it might not be better, but it's newer!" Able to re-roll un re-rollable knowledge/craft/perform checks, taking the most current result EVEN IF WORSE.</p><p>*MORE STUFFS!!!! Bigger explosions, more characters that add nothing, but stand in crowd scenes, etc. (+10 to anything that causes distraction (sneak attacks or marketing), -10 to likabilty/diplomacy (or marketing).</p><p>*poop harder! <OTYUGH only>(eventually it won't stink). This is a "shotgun approach" in which more happens, but most is worthless... 1000 monkeys and 1000 typewriters has got to result in something, right???</p><p> </p><p>Notable examples: George Lucas. Ummm...no one is as representative or bad as George Lucas except perhaps the director of this tripe. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Le Sigh.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Not sure what the actual movie will do, but it has inspired a bardic character with at least 4 homebrewed feats.</p><p> </p><p>I might even use this in my current campaign in a sarcastic/self-effacing context similar to the animated series with John Lovetzz (sp) as "The Critic". Why not have a punkarse bard who sarcastically drives the pcs and unintentionally enhances their maginficent reputation?</p><p> </p><p>EDIT: So I wrote the post, took a moment, and read it again. It said what I meant it to say, but gave me an idea....What about a heckler bard!?!</p><p>What if we focused on "bad publicity is still publicity."? What if the bard was a jerk, but we still rolled against his ideals, and he "inadvertently", while tearing down the pcs, lifted them up?</p><p> </p><p>Man...this is so happening in my campaign.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aberzanzorax, post: 5952678, member: 64209"] I'm starting to wonder if we have a character class here (or prestige class/kit). The "heckled bard" (alignment any, but frequently: "misguided stupid") Abilities: *Skin like stone (never fails an intimidate or diplomacy check...is confident in self and of product, even when wrong and with substandard product). *Prolific updater "it might not be better, but it's newer!" Able to re-roll un re-rollable knowledge/craft/perform checks, taking the most current result EVEN IF WORSE. *MORE STUFFS!!!! Bigger explosions, more characters that add nothing, but stand in crowd scenes, etc. (+10 to anything that causes distraction (sneak attacks or marketing), -10 to likabilty/diplomacy (or marketing). *poop harder! <OTYUGH only>(eventually it won't stink). This is a "shotgun approach" in which more happens, but most is worthless... 1000 monkeys and 1000 typewriters has got to result in something, right??? Notable examples: George Lucas. Ummm...no one is as representative or bad as George Lucas except perhaps the director of this tripe. Le Sigh. Not sure what the actual movie will do, but it has inspired a bardic character with at least 4 homebrewed feats. I might even use this in my current campaign in a sarcastic/self-effacing context similar to the animated series with John Lovetzz (sp) as "The Critic". Why not have a punkarse bard who sarcastically drives the pcs and unintentionally enhances their maginficent reputation? EDIT: So I wrote the post, took a moment, and read it again. It said what I meant it to say, but gave me an idea....What about a heckler bard!?! What if we focused on "bad publicity is still publicity."? What if the bard was a jerk, but we still rolled against his ideals, and he "inadvertently", while tearing down the pcs, lifted them up? Man...this is so happening in my campaign. [/QUOTE]
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