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Edwyd's Pie Parade Brigade II [DM: Rae] [Judge: Trouvere]
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<blockquote data-quote="Rae ArdGaoth" data-source="post: 5735175" data-attributes="member: 21064"><p><span style="color: SandyBrown">"That's the spirit, Petra, no bloodshed! It's simply out of the question! To answer your question, Kaleva, your duty is a bit more than just an honor guard. As I said, this particular pie is practically irresistible, and not a parade goes by anymore when it makes it all the way to my house without a interruption. But you've got to keep in mind that these are simple, normal folks, just letting their noses get the best of their noggins, and after all's said and done, it's just a pie. So let's keep the swords sheathed or mercy-bound or what have you, eh?</span></p><p><span style="color: SandyBrown"></span></p><p><span style="color: SandyBrown">"In addition to being the honor guard, you're also marketing, alright? I love this inn with all my heart, and Joe's a great neighbor and friend, none better, in fact, but it's tough to compete with free. This annual event is my chance to parade my pie-making prowess, and it's partly up to you folks to make sure it's an orderly affair.</span></p><p><span style="color: SandyBrown"></span></p><p><span style="color: SandyBrown">"Of course, it's a bit drizzly outside today, but I can't help what day my anniversary falls on! So I leave it to you to get this pie to the missus, untouched by the elements and any untoward interlopers. Oh, and once you arrive at my abode, it's traditional for one, only one!, brigadier to present the pie to my lovely wife with a bow.</span></p><p><span style="color: SandyBrown"></span></p><p><span style="color: SandyBrown">"Think you can take care of all that? The map's right there, and the parade begins outside my shop in an hour. Any questions?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rae ArdGaoth, post: 5735175, member: 21064"] [color=SandyBrown]"That's the spirit, Petra, no bloodshed! It's simply out of the question! To answer your question, Kaleva, your duty is a bit more than just an honor guard. As I said, this particular pie is practically irresistible, and not a parade goes by anymore when it makes it all the way to my house without a interruption. But you've got to keep in mind that these are simple, normal folks, just letting their noses get the best of their noggins, and after all's said and done, it's just a pie. So let's keep the swords sheathed or mercy-bound or what have you, eh? "In addition to being the honor guard, you're also marketing, alright? I love this inn with all my heart, and Joe's a great neighbor and friend, none better, in fact, but it's tough to compete with free. This annual event is my chance to parade my pie-making prowess, and it's partly up to you folks to make sure it's an orderly affair. "Of course, it's a bit drizzly outside today, but I can't help what day my anniversary falls on! So I leave it to you to get this pie to the missus, untouched by the elements and any untoward interlopers. Oh, and once you arrive at my abode, it's traditional for one, only one!, brigadier to present the pie to my lovely wife with a bow. "Think you can take care of all that? The map's right there, and the parade begins outside my shop in an hour. Any questions?"[/color] [/QUOTE]
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