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<blockquote data-quote="Tarkus" data-source="post: 2412910" data-attributes="member: 27737"><p>I used to hate elves because they think they are so much better that humans and well, I AM human!</p><p></p><p><u>Elf:</u> "We elves are faster, smarter, wiser, and prettier. We live ten times as long (or forever in some cases) and we don't age physically. Plus we are better dancers, and we all have beautiful melodic voices."</p><p></p><p><u>Me:</u> "The rules don't say anything about that!"</p><p></p><p><u>Elf:</u> "So? Don't forget we make the best mithral armor and weapons in the world."</p><p></p><p><u>Me:</u> "How? You guys don't have a forge! You live in a freakin' tree!"</p><p></p><p><u>Elf:</u> "That's right we live in the forest and dance by moonlight, we are the best druids and the best rangers after all."</p><p></p><p><u>Me:</u> "Aasimars have higher wisdom wouldn't they be better at those classes?"</p><p></p><p><u>Elf:</u> "But we are peerless archers! We can shoot farther, faster and more accuratley."</p><p></p><p><u>Me:</u> "Half-orcs can do more damage with a composite bow and githzerai would hit more often because of their higher Dexterity."</p><p></p><p><u>Elf:</u> "But we are the best magic-users in the world!"</p><p></p><p><u>Me:</u> "How so?"</p><p></p><p><u>Elf:</u> "Well we don't sleep, we meditate!"</p><p></p><p><u>Me:</u> "There's a difference?"</p><p></p><p><u>Elf:</u> "Of course there's a difference! You're just jealous because you can't see or hear as good as we can! You wish you had a totally broken and wholly unexplained ability to see secret doors!"</p><p></p><p><u>Me:</u> "I'm hanging up the phone now."</p><p></p><p>Yea I used to hate elves, to this day I have yet to read any book with an elf character that I didn't make me want to just slap them in the face and then violently shake them while saying, "What is wrong with you!? Why are you acting this way!?" but I'm getting kind of burned out on the whole elf hate thing and I've now progressed to a state of apathy with a hint of nihilism. </p><p></p><p>I voted <strong>Don't Care</strong>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tarkus, post: 2412910, member: 27737"] I used to hate elves because they think they are so much better that humans and well, I AM human! [U]Elf:[/U] "We elves are faster, smarter, wiser, and prettier. We live ten times as long (or forever in some cases) and we don't age physically. Plus we are better dancers, and we all have beautiful melodic voices." [U]Me:[/U] "The rules don't say anything about that!" [U]Elf:[/U] "So? Don't forget we make the best mithral armor and weapons in the world." [U]Me:[/U] "How? You guys don't have a forge! You live in a freakin' tree!" [U]Elf:[/U] "That's right we live in the forest and dance by moonlight, we are the best druids and the best rangers after all." [U]Me:[/U] "Aasimars have higher wisdom wouldn't they be better at those classes?" [U]Elf:[/U] "But we are peerless archers! We can shoot farther, faster and more accuratley." [U]Me:[/U] "Half-orcs can do more damage with a composite bow and githzerai would hit more often because of their higher Dexterity." [U]Elf:[/U] "But we are the best magic-users in the world!" [U]Me:[/U] "How so?" [U]Elf:[/U] "Well we don't sleep, we meditate!" [U]Me:[/U] "There's a difference?" [U]Elf:[/U] "Of course there's a difference! You're just jealous because you can't see or hear as good as we can! You wish you had a totally broken and wholly unexplained ability to see secret doors!" [U]Me:[/U] "I'm hanging up the phone now." Yea I used to hate elves, to this day I have yet to read any book with an elf character that I didn't make me want to just slap them in the face and then violently shake them while saying, "What is wrong with you!? Why are you acting this way!?" but I'm getting kind of burned out on the whole elf hate thing and I've now progressed to a state of apathy with a hint of nihilism. I voted [B]Don't Care[/B]. [/QUOTE]
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