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<blockquote data-quote="Rystil Arden" data-source="post: 2193091" data-attributes="member: 29014"><p><strong>Nymphs, nymphs, and more nymphs</strong></p><p></p><p><em>"I just don't understand why anyone would want to visit Seelyne. The spirits and animals of this place are all docile and uninteresting, completely incapable of surviving in anything more than this unrealistic safety bubble," Valjak muttered to Araneau.</em></p><p> </p><p><em>"Well duh," the Rowaini said with a smile, "The nymphs! Don't look now but I think there are some Anthousa over there 'absorbing sunlight.' Yummy! Besides, most Lacerta seem to love Amaranthia for its natural beauty. What makes you so bitter?"</em></p><p> </p><p><em>The Serpent-Totemist shrugged, "What's so great about the pests? They infest this place like insects, unable to contribute seriously to society because they are so busy giggling and playing around naked in a lake, or rubbing lotions made of aloe over each other's bodies as they stroke each other gently, or sitting on a mountain peak as the winds gently blow the long hair that is the only thing covering their soft pathetic flesh, which is silky, smooth, curvy, and pert--all pointless qualities that add nothing to the creature's usefulness--utterly lacking in muscles, sinew, or tough hide or scales. And what's worse, they try to waste the time of visitors by cheerfully including them in the games, giggling and splashing them with water and inviting them to jump in and play with them, entwining them with ivy in their bower and hugging close against them, asking them to help rub aloe over their bodies and caress them tenderly. I mean, who would put up with such annoyances?"</em></p><p> </p><p><em>"Dude," the Swashbuckler replied, "Its times like these that I remember that you Lacerta are genderless."</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rystil Arden, post: 2193091, member: 29014"] [b]Nymphs, nymphs, and more nymphs[/b] [i]"I just don't understand why anyone would want to visit Seelyne. The spirits and animals of this place are all docile and uninteresting, completely incapable of surviving in anything more than this unrealistic safety bubble," Valjak muttered to Araneau.[/i] [i]"Well duh," the Rowaini said with a smile, "The nymphs! Don't look now but I think there are some Anthousa over there 'absorbing sunlight.' Yummy! Besides, most Lacerta seem to love Amaranthia for its natural beauty. What makes you so bitter?"[/i] [i]The Serpent-Totemist shrugged, "What's so great about the pests? They infest this place like insects, unable to contribute seriously to society because they are so busy giggling and playing around naked in a lake, or rubbing lotions made of aloe over each other's bodies as they stroke each other gently, or sitting on a mountain peak as the winds gently blow the long hair that is the only thing covering their soft pathetic flesh, which is silky, smooth, curvy, and pert--all pointless qualities that add nothing to the creature's usefulness--utterly lacking in muscles, sinew, or tough hide or scales. And what's worse, they try to waste the time of visitors by cheerfully including them in the games, giggling and splashing them with water and inviting them to jump in and play with them, entwining them with ivy in their bower and hugging close against them, asking them to help rub aloe over their bodies and caress them tenderly. I mean, who would put up with such annoyances?"[/i] [i]"Dude," the Swashbuckler replied, "Its times like these that I remember that you Lacerta are genderless."[/i] [/QUOTE]
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