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<blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5400630" data-attributes="member: 60965"><p>Sir Exsixten, never to be outdone, immediately launches into his own version:</p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">LOOK AT SIR EXSIXTEN, ADORING FANS, AS YOU DREAM OF BEING HIM.</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">LET YOUR MEAT-PUMPS BE AERIAL PROPELLANT AS... UM... INTERNAL AIR EXCHANGE PROPELS YOU INTO THE SKY.</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">UM... A SPEAR LAUNCHED IN A STRAIGHT LINE AT FORTY FEET PER SECOND HITS THE GROUND AFTER THREE SECONDS.</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">HOW HIGH WAS THE PROJECTING DEVICE THAT FIRED SAID SPEAR?</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">THE MORNING DEW WILL CAUSE RUST, SO IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO IT,</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">FEAR NOT! STEEL WOOL AND DETERMINATION WILL HALT ITS INEXORABLE ADVANCE.</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">BUT... ERM... <span style="font-size: 9px"><MEMORY FAULT: EMULATION/INFRINGEMENT MODULE HARMONIC-OVERLOAD STRAIN, INITIATE IMPROVISATION MATRIX - ERROR: CASCADING TERMINAL EGO-RESONANCE, ENTHUSIASMOTOR OVERLOAD, SHUT-DOWN ALL NON-ESSENTIAL SYSTEMS...></span></span></p><p></p><p>The metal knight twitches and there are a series of clanks and clangs come from inside his torso. Finally, panels fly open and black, oily smoke billows out in all directions and he slumps into the corner. There is blessed silence in the Hanged Man for a time.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Iron Sky, post: 5400630, member: 60965"] Sir Exsixten, never to be outdone, immediately launches into his own version: [COLOR=Orange] LOOK AT SIR EXSIXTEN, ADORING FANS, AS YOU DREAM OF BEING HIM. LET YOUR MEAT-PUMPS BE AERIAL PROPELLANT AS... UM... INTERNAL AIR EXCHANGE PROPELS YOU INTO THE SKY. UM... A SPEAR LAUNCHED IN A STRAIGHT LINE AT FORTY FEET PER SECOND HITS THE GROUND AFTER THREE SECONDS. HOW HIGH WAS THE PROJECTING DEVICE THAT FIRED SAID SPEAR? THE MORNING DEW WILL CAUSE RUST, SO IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO IT, FEAR NOT! STEEL WOOL AND DETERMINATION WILL HALT ITS INEXORABLE ADVANCE. BUT... ERM... [SIZE=1]<MEMORY FAULT: EMULATION/INFRINGEMENT MODULE HARMONIC-OVERLOAD STRAIN, INITIATE IMPROVISATION MATRIX - ERROR: CASCADING TERMINAL EGO-RESONANCE, ENTHUSIASMOTOR OVERLOAD, SHUT-DOWN ALL NON-ESSENTIAL SYSTEMS...>[/SIZE][/COLOR] The metal knight twitches and there are a series of clanks and clangs come from inside his torso. Finally, panels fly open and black, oily smoke billows out in all directions and he slumps into the corner. There is blessed silence in the Hanged Man for a time. [/QUOTE]
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