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<blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5828798" data-attributes="member: 60965"><p>A cat charges through the door, under some tables, and out another door on the far side. A second later, a giant red-and-black mechanical wolf the size of a man charges through the door, rending it to splinters then looks around with burning eyes for its prey.</p><p></p><p>[sblock=Wereforged]</p><p><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/178/7/8/konig_wolf_the_insurrection_by_liger_inuzuka-d38bix1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p>[/sblock]</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: Red"><ELUSIVE FELINE MICRO-MONSTER STATUS: UNKNOWN></span></span><span style="color: Red"> ATTENTION, WEAK AMBULATORY FLESH-PODS, IMMEDIATELY RELEASE THE CATIMAL YOU ARE HIDING OR FACE DESTRUCTION</span> <span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: Orange"><DIAGNOSTIC COMPLETE, LUPINE TROJAN HIJACK SOURCE LOCATED AND ARCHIVED... <em>ARCHIVED? DELETE</em>...</span> <span style="color: Red">DELETE ACCESS DENIED...</span><em> <span style="color: Orange">RUN DELETE AS ADMIN...</span></em> <span style="color: Red">PERMISSION NOT GRANTED, CUR EXSIXTEN CURRENTLY HAS ANTI-PURR-MISSION...</span> <span style="color: Orange"><em>MOVE TO TERRIBLE_PUN.ARCHIVE AND RESTORE GLORIOUS HERO FORM... AS ADMIN...</em></span> <span style="color: Red">OH FINE></span></span></p><p></p><p>There's an ear-splitting series of creaks, groans, and clangs as the beast somehow transforms back into Sir Exsixten, though holding what looks like a large dragon skull that he tosses to the bartender, sending the man crashing into a wall with its weight.</p><p></p><p>[sblock=Sir Exsixten]</p><p><img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100519191320/l4w/images/f/f0/Sir_X610.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p>[/sblock]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">CITIZENS! OUR HERO HAS RETURNED, HAVING SLAIN A DEAD DRAGON - WHICH WAS HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS. HIS HERALD, EX-GHOST LIZARD JAXAMILIAN HAS COME BEFORE HIM, SPREADING NEWS OF HIS ARRIVAL SO THE CELEBRATORY LIBATIONS COULD COMMENCE... SO... COMMENCE!</span></p><p></p><p>He grabs a bottle of wine off a nearby table, nods as he looks at the vintage, then breaks the whole thing on his face, splashing everyone nearby.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">AN EXCELLENT VARIETY, SIR EXSIXTEN IS NOW DRUNK - ON PRAISE AND THE ADULATION OF THE THRONGS OF WOMEN CROWDING AROUND HIM!</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span>The women in the room look amongst themselves as if trying to figure out who he's talking about.</p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">OOH, LOOKS LIKE HIS AWESOME STOCKPILE IS CURRENTLY AT MAXIMUM CUR, WHAT A PHRASE! <span style="color: White">he adds in an echoing announcer voice as he poses in the center of the room amidst the debris that was once the door dripping wine.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Iron Sky, post: 5828798, member: 60965"] A cat charges through the door, under some tables, and out another door on the far side. A second later, a giant red-and-black mechanical wolf the size of a man charges through the door, rending it to splinters then looks around with burning eyes for its prey. [sblock=Wereforged] [IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/178/7/8/konig_wolf_the_insurrection_by_liger_inuzuka-d38bix1.png[/IMG] [/sblock] [SIZE=1][COLOR=Red]<ELUSIVE FELINE MICRO-MONSTER STATUS: UNKNOWN>[/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=Red] ATTENTION, WEAK AMBULATORY FLESH-PODS, IMMEDIATELY RELEASE THE CATIMAL YOU ARE HIDING OR FACE DESTRUCTION[/COLOR] [SIZE=1][COLOR=Orange]<DIAGNOSTIC COMPLETE, LUPINE TROJAN HIJACK SOURCE LOCATED AND ARCHIVED... [I]ARCHIVED? DELETE[/I]...[/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]DELETE ACCESS DENIED...[/COLOR][I] [COLOR=Orange]RUN DELETE AS ADMIN...[/COLOR][/I] [COLOR=Red]PERMISSION NOT GRANTED, CUR EXSIXTEN CURRENTLY HAS ANTI-PURR-MISSION...[/COLOR] [COLOR=Orange][I]MOVE TO TERRIBLE_PUN.ARCHIVE AND RESTORE GLORIOUS HERO FORM... AS ADMIN...[/I][/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]OH FINE>[/COLOR][/SIZE] There's an ear-splitting series of creaks, groans, and clangs as the beast somehow transforms back into Sir Exsixten, though holding what looks like a large dragon skull that he tosses to the bartender, sending the man crashing into a wall with its weight. [sblock=Sir Exsixten] [IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100519191320/l4w/images/f/f0/Sir_X610.jpg[/IMG] [/sblock] [COLOR=Orange]CITIZENS! OUR HERO HAS RETURNED, HAVING SLAIN A DEAD DRAGON - WHICH WAS HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS. HIS HERALD, EX-GHOST LIZARD JAXAMILIAN HAS COME BEFORE HIM, SPREADING NEWS OF HIS ARRIVAL SO THE CELEBRATORY LIBATIONS COULD COMMENCE... SO... COMMENCE![/COLOR] He grabs a bottle of wine off a nearby table, nods as he looks at the vintage, then breaks the whole thing on his face, splashing everyone nearby. [COLOR=Orange]AN EXCELLENT VARIETY, SIR EXSIXTEN IS NOW DRUNK - ON PRAISE AND THE ADULATION OF THE THRONGS OF WOMEN CROWDING AROUND HIM! [/COLOR]The women in the room look amongst themselves as if trying to figure out who he's talking about. [COLOR=Orange] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]OOH, LOOKS LIKE HIS AWESOME STOCKPILE IS CURRENTLY AT MAXIMUM CUR, WHAT A PHRASE! [COLOR=White]he adds in an echoing announcer voice as he poses in the center of the room amidst the debris that was once the door dripping wine.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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