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<blockquote data-quote="Mal Malenkirk" data-source="post: 5087940" data-attributes="member: 834"><p>The door opens to reveal a small drow woman, not quite a half foot over five. She is quite perky, wears form fitting but modest leather armor, has a boyish pageboy white haircut and striking violet eyes. The most obvious feature, though, is that she lugs around a huge bloody crossbow. It's almost as big as she is! </p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">-''No sir, this is not a huge bloody crossbow. It is an arbalest! Get your weapons straight!''</span> she snaps at the bouncer. <span style="color: darkorchid">''And it is out of the question that I check it with you. Nobody touches my baby but me!''</span></p><p></p><p>-''Look, lady, we don't want any problem with your kind...'' says the bouncer warily.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">''My kind? You mean arbalestier? We always get discriminated!''</span></p><p></p><p>-''Uh, No, I mea...''</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">-''A woman? You mysogynistic pig!''</span></p><p></p><p>-''You know what I mean!''</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">-''A poor tipper? Well, who can blame me, with this service...''</span></p><p></p><p>-''A DROW!'' shouts the bouncer. ''We want no problem with drows.''</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-''Of course I knew you meant drow, you colossal jackass. Stop fretting. I am one of those 'good drow', all right? I steal from the rich and then don't steal from the poor. I never sacrifice people to the spider queen and I hardly ever sacrifice people for gold. I own no whip, just handcuffs, I capture no slave and I never castrated anyone despite sore temptation. Hell, I don't even wear a c*ck teaser outfit! What more do you want from me?!''</span> she asks indignantly.</p><p></p><p>-''Right... so... Just don't cause any problem, okay?''</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">-''Sure thing, sweet heart.''</span> she says happily, her mood shifting like mercury.</p><p></p><p>She moves into the room with a big hopeful smile.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">-''All right, gold and fun, gold and fun... where are you?''</span></p><p></p><p>[sblock=OOC]This is Charina, a 3rd level rogue, focused on sniping.[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mal Malenkirk, post: 5087940, member: 834"] The door opens to reveal a small drow woman, not quite a half foot over five. She is quite perky, wears form fitting but modest leather armor, has a boyish pageboy white haircut and striking violet eyes. The most obvious feature, though, is that she lugs around a huge bloody crossbow. It's almost as big as she is! [COLOR="darkorchid"]-''No sir, this is not a huge bloody crossbow. It is an arbalest! Get your weapons straight!''[/COLOR] she snaps at the bouncer. [COLOR="darkorchid"]''And it is out of the question that I check it with you. Nobody touches my baby but me!''[/COLOR] -''Look, lady, we don't want any problem with your kind...'' says the bouncer warily. [COLOR="darkorchid"]''My kind? You mean arbalestier? We always get discriminated!''[/COLOR] -''Uh, No, I mea...'' [COLOR="darkorchid"]-''A woman? You mysogynistic pig!''[/COLOR] -''You know what I mean!'' [COLOR="darkorchid"]-''A poor tipper? Well, who can blame me, with this service...''[/COLOR] -''A DROW!'' shouts the bouncer. ''We want no problem with drows.'' [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]-''Of course I knew you meant drow, you colossal jackass. Stop fretting. I am one of those 'good drow', all right? I steal from the rich and then don't steal from the poor. I never sacrifice people to the spider queen and I hardly ever sacrifice people for gold. I own no whip, just handcuffs, I capture no slave and I never castrated anyone despite sore temptation. Hell, I don't even wear a c*ck teaser outfit! What more do you want from me?!''[/COLOR] she asks indignantly. -''Right... so... Just don't cause any problem, okay?'' [COLOR="darkorchid"]-''Sure thing, sweet heart.''[/COLOR] she says happily, her mood shifting like mercury. She moves into the room with a big hopeful smile. [COLOR="darkorchid"]-''All right, gold and fun, gold and fun... where are you?''[/COLOR] [sblock=OOC]This is Charina, a 3rd level rogue, focused on sniping.[/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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