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<blockquote data-quote="Ao the Overkitty" data-source="post: 3390342" data-attributes="member: 9758"><p><em>Synopsis of 1/20/ 07</em></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Not so much with living up to expectations.</strong></span></p><p><strong><em>By Alwaystoast</em></strong></p><p></p><p>A-Dom, Bianca, and Jade's Luck go to the Grumpy Craftsman. Tiger Comes up on deck.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: We found another one.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Oh.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: She's been in shock, so I got her drunk on beer.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: How does this help?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I'm still working on the banana beer.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Are you trying to get monkeys drunk?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: No.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck then recaps what she learned from Bianca about her exaltation.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: This is Tiger, Patient Tiger.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: He's my Killing Buddy. </p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: Don't ask him to solve things with Diplomacy. You'll be sorry. This is Gareth.</p><p></p><p>Gareth : Has her name come up yet?</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: This is Bianca.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom sees large white spikes all around the boat start to come out of the water. Everyone notices the ship start to raise up.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Demon.</p><p></p><p>Others on the ship notice that the entire ship is surrouned by a strange wall.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: DEMON!</p><p></p><p>The large spikes are clearly teeth, and are starting to close high above the top of the ship.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (quietly): Jade's Luck? Demon...</p><p></p><p>The mouth closes overhead, as the creature, which came up from below the ship and shot out of the water into the air, flops back downwards. Gareth starts glowing like mad, and everyone can see his anima animal of a Golden Bear. As the ship starts to slosh around and start sliding down the throat in a maelstrom of water.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (to Beyonca): Our animas are natural enemies, he's a bear, and I'm a shark.</p><p></p><p>Bianca (totally confused): What?</p><p></p><p>Gareth manages to steer the ship (which at the time was invulnerable to damage), and scream orders at the group to keep things in control.</p><p></p><p>Bianca (to Jade's Luck): Is there more beer?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Now is not the time for beer. A-Dom! Kill it!</p><p></p><p>A-Dom looks kind of confused as he watches the ship slide further and further down the giant throat. He pops his giant club into existence... then stands there scratching his head with one of the spikes on the club, while mumbling "Can't reach..." Jade's Luck throws her chakram at the wall of the throat with Cascade of cutting terror... and doesn't do very much. The group starts to realize they are inside something that is very... very large.</p><p></p><p>Gareth's eyes roll back in his head.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Gareth looks upwards after his vision.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> YOU!</p><p></p><p>Tiger jumps off the boat and runs along the wall attacking it. Realizing it he's not doing much he jumps back to the ship.</p><p></p><p>Liz: See combats tend to make us want to kill the GM.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I so need a new god.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: This is really not the time or place to be talking about that.</p><p></p><p>Liz: Gareth is so going to be the first one to go Abyssal.</p><p></p><p>Alex: No, screw that, I'm going Lunar.</p><p></p><p>Ryan: I'm going to join the Wyld.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck (to Gareth): Do you know this thing?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: A-Dom throw out the anchors!</p><p></p><p>A-Dom tosses out the anchors, and the ship eventually drags to a stop, and the water starts to calm down.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (to Gareth): Any idea of what's going on?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I just remember this really big fish. Turned to our God asked him what to do with it, and he said "make the oceans bigger."</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (yelling): Fellow Creature of the Wyld! Please Regurgitate us! I'll put in a good word with Aliee!</p><p></p><p>Gareth: It's one of the Behemoths.</p><p></p><p>The group then discusses what they know about Behemoths (Being really big versions of normal things (Mammal/fish/human/bird) that were made apparently for the hell of it, by the things that came before the Gods). They also know it's effectively immortal, there is only one of each, and they may not eat.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: You know, I find all of our past employers extremely annoying. Ok, we probably shouldn't kill it. As that would be geno-somethingacide</p><p></p><p>Gareth: You know what the paperwork would be on that?</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: So, do we want to find our way out?</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Umm... yea!</p><p></p><p>The group takes some time to look around, and realises they are basically in the stomach area. The ship is in water (sea water), not acid. Gareth can't see much, but then he is the major light source. Off in the distance A-Dom sees an island made out of floatsam and jetsam. With human people on it. They appear to be using some kind of glowing moss for a weak light source.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Oh this is going to be interesting. There is a whole colony of people who apparently have been swallowed and survived. This is going to be fun. I can tell.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: So we can get them to worship something they have never seen.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: I expect them to all be Dragon-bloods or Lunars or something.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: I expect some of them to be Pirates, since Pirates sail on the ocean, so they are likely to be eaten. (To Gareth) But I think now that they have been swallowed by this thing, maybe we can forgive them for being pirates and not kill them.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: You know this really wasn't a problem until we hit the island full of pirates.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: Yes, well now it's a problem. Despite the fact that he grew your eye back, so clearly he could grow his eye back if he wanted to.</p><p></p><p>Gareth (pissed off): NO, no I can't! I can heal other people. Not me.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: The Unconquered Sun is... fun with powers like that.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: A-Dom, pull up the anchors.</p><p></p><p>The group approches the island, they can see that all the people on the island are pasty white, like they had never seen the sun. The people on the island start to form a crowd (curious crowd, not a torches and pitchfork kind of crowd). A-Dom waves, they wave back.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck (Seatongue): Hello there! (Then in barbarian languages the same thing with no response).</p><p></p><p>Tiger (in Old Realm): Hello there!</p><p></p><p>Crowd (in Old Realm): Hello!</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Oh, they've been here a really long time.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Oh this isn't good.</p><p></p><p>Crowd: The Lightbringers have returned to save us!</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Very not good. Crap.</p><p></p><p>Dan: This is the plot you came up with in those 5 minutes?</p><p></p><p>Liz (to Ariann): We don't like having mortals around. Not because we don't like mortals. But because of collateral damage.</p><p></p><p>Ryan: Not so much with living up to expectations.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: How many generations have you been here?</p><p></p><p>Crowd: We'll have to consult the old ones!</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Do you know what an Anathema is?</p><p></p><p>Crowd (confused): No</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Good.</p><p></p><p>Crowd: You've finally retured!</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Yes, we were stuck somewhere... else, but now we have returened.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: How did you get in here?</p><p></p><p>Local: We were in a great fleet following our great sun god leaders. Part of the fleet was swallowed. Our leader said she would be "right back" and swam out.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: What was her name?</p><p></p><p>Local: Pathfinder!</p><p></p><p>Tiger vaguely remembers an Eclipse named Patherfinder... something something.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: How many people are there? Here on your island?</p><p></p><p>Local: About 250.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I didn't make my ship that big.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: I could thin them out a little.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: That's not nice.</p><p></p><p>Gareth notices that the island is made out of hundreds of ships that have smashed together, then been manipulated by the locals. He sees lots of really nice pieces of wood, along with some that are ancient (first age) ship parts.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: We need to talk to your elders.</p><p></p><p>Fatty sticks his head out of a hatch.</p><p></p><p>Fatty: Everything OK?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: NO.</p><p></p><p>Fatty (looks around for a second): We'll be below decks then.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck (to Bianca): We need to tell the crew that you're also "perfectly normal." It's important. That way fatty will tell your Mother your normal with a strait face, instead of saying you're a baby eating demon.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: These people are going to sun-burn like crazy.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I can cure that.</p><p></p><p>The group walks along the island, towards the center where things get nicer. All the buildings are partial ships. Lots of figureheads, etc. They finally reach a sun temple.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Ready made converts.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Fish in a barrel.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: Fish in a barrel that have already been shot. We just have to NOT <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> IT UP.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: There is always a catch. This is where we find out the catch. Like they are worshiping the Unconquered Sun and the Spider Demon.</p><p></p><p>The group (Bianca and Gareth are still glowing) walk into the temple to talk to the elders.</p><p></p><p>Elders: Where is Pathfinder?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Probably dead.</p><p></p><p>Elder: Where is her soul?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (Motions at Bianca): We don't know. Not me. Well she's an eclipse.</p><p></p><p>Elder (to Bianca): Pathfinder!</p><p></p><p>It turns out that Bianca magically speaks Old Realm (yay being an Eclipse).</p><p></p><p>Elder: We have your things.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (all excited): Oh, I'm Pathfinder!</p><p></p><p>Tiger: No! No! I am!</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck starts bonking A-Dom on the back of the head.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck (to A-Dom): You have stuff.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: I want more stuff.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Actually, let him put it on. I want to see what happens.</p><p></p><p>The Elder takes Bianca to the back of the temple where the temple artifacts have been stored. Showing her a Orichalcum powerbow, Reaver DaiKlave, and a Green Reinforced Buff Jacket.</p><p></p><p>Bianca: Thank you for taking care of them all this time.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck (looking at the stuff): Shinny!</p><p></p><p>The group then explains to Bianca how to attune an artifact with essence. Except not very clearly. Bianca spends some time... "getting to know" her artifacts. She didn't quite know what she was doing... and upset her sword. [triple botching the attunement roll]</p><p></p><p>Ryan: Must not pwn n00bs and take their stuff.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Oh, you should get use to wearing white.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Maybe the sword just doesn't like cow guts.</p><p></p><p>Bianca starts crying.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: Maybe you should stop trying to make the prophet cry. It's going to look bad in front of the Elders that we want to be able to talk to.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: How are we going to get these people out?</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Oh I've got a way to get them out. They just might end up all looking like A-Dom afterwards.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: Maybe we should try to refrain from ripping holes in Creation. Creation is already upset about all the holes. Or Luna's upset about the holes in Creation. I don't know, I'm kind of confused about it.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Who cares, she's not our god.</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: We may want to convert someday. She seems more reasonable.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: See we're screwed no matter what. I don't think it matters wether we worship the Unconquered Sun or not. But will we still have the power?</p><p></p><p>Jade's Luck: He can give us head-aches.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Oh yea, I know that.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ao the Overkitty, post: 3390342, member: 9758"] [i]Synopsis of 1/20/ 07[/i] [SIZE=5][b]Not so much with living up to expectations.[/b][/SIZE] [b][i]By Alwaystoast[/i][/b] A-Dom, Bianca, and Jade's Luck go to the Grumpy Craftsman. Tiger Comes up on deck. Jade's Luck: We found another one. Tiger: Oh. Jade's Luck: She's been in shock, so I got her drunk on beer. Tiger: How does this help? Gareth: I'm still working on the banana beer. Tiger: Are you trying to get monkeys drunk? Gareth: No. Jade's Luck then recaps what she learned from Bianca about her exaltation. Jade's Luck: This is Tiger, Patient Tiger. A-Dom: He's my Killing Buddy. Jade's Luck: Don't ask him to solve things with Diplomacy. You'll be sorry. This is Gareth. Gareth : Has her name come up yet? Jade's Luck: This is Bianca. A-Dom sees large white spikes all around the boat start to come out of the water. Everyone notices the ship start to raise up. A-Dom: Demon. Others on the ship notice that the entire ship is surrouned by a strange wall. A-Dom: DEMON! The large spikes are clearly teeth, and are starting to close high above the top of the ship. A-Dom (quietly): Jade's Luck? Demon... The mouth closes overhead, as the creature, which came up from below the ship and shot out of the water into the air, flops back downwards. Gareth starts glowing like mad, and everyone can see his anima animal of a Golden Bear. As the ship starts to slosh around and start sliding down the throat in a maelstrom of water. A-Dom (to Beyonca): Our animas are natural enemies, he's a bear, and I'm a shark. Bianca (totally confused): What? Gareth manages to steer the ship (which at the time was invulnerable to damage), and scream orders at the group to keep things in control. Bianca (to Jade's Luck): Is there more beer? Gareth: Now is not the time for beer. A-Dom! Kill it! A-Dom looks kind of confused as he watches the ship slide further and further down the giant throat. He pops his giant club into existence... then stands there scratching his head with one of the spikes on the club, while mumbling "Can't reach..." Jade's Luck throws her chakram at the wall of the throat with Cascade of cutting terror... and doesn't do very much. The group starts to realize they are inside something that is very... very large. Gareth's eyes roll back in his head. Gareth looks upwards after his vision. Gareth: :):):):) YOU! Tiger jumps off the boat and runs along the wall attacking it. Realizing it he's not doing much he jumps back to the ship. Liz: See combats tend to make us want to kill the GM. Gareth: I so need a new god. Jade's Luck: This is really not the time or place to be talking about that. Liz: Gareth is so going to be the first one to go Abyssal. Alex: No, screw that, I'm going Lunar. Ryan: I'm going to join the Wyld. Jade's Luck (to Gareth): Do you know this thing? Gareth: A-Dom throw out the anchors! A-Dom tosses out the anchors, and the ship eventually drags to a stop, and the water starts to calm down. A-Dom (to Gareth): Any idea of what's going on? Gareth: I just remember this really big fish. Turned to our God asked him what to do with it, and he said "make the oceans bigger." A-Dom (yelling): Fellow Creature of the Wyld! Please Regurgitate us! I'll put in a good word with Aliee! Gareth: It's one of the Behemoths. The group then discusses what they know about Behemoths (Being really big versions of normal things (Mammal/fish/human/bird) that were made apparently for the hell of it, by the things that came before the Gods). They also know it's effectively immortal, there is only one of each, and they may not eat. Jade's Luck: You know, I find all of our past employers extremely annoying. Ok, we probably shouldn't kill it. As that would be geno-somethingacide Gareth: You know what the paperwork would be on that? Jade's Luck: So, do we want to find our way out? Tiger: Umm... yea! The group takes some time to look around, and realises they are basically in the stomach area. The ship is in water (sea water), not acid. Gareth can't see much, but then he is the major light source. Off in the distance A-Dom sees an island made out of floatsam and jetsam. With human people on it. They appear to be using some kind of glowing moss for a weak light source. A-Dom: Oh this is going to be interesting. There is a whole colony of people who apparently have been swallowed and survived. This is going to be fun. I can tell. Jade's Luck: So we can get them to worship something they have never seen. A-Dom: I expect them to all be Dragon-bloods or Lunars or something. Jade's Luck: I expect some of them to be Pirates, since Pirates sail on the ocean, so they are likely to be eaten. (To Gareth) But I think now that they have been swallowed by this thing, maybe we can forgive them for being pirates and not kill them. A-Dom: You know this really wasn't a problem until we hit the island full of pirates. Jade's Luck: Yes, well now it's a problem. Despite the fact that he grew your eye back, so clearly he could grow his eye back if he wanted to. Gareth (pissed off): NO, no I can't! I can heal other people. Not me. A-Dom: The Unconquered Sun is... fun with powers like that. Gareth: A-Dom, pull up the anchors. The group approches the island, they can see that all the people on the island are pasty white, like they had never seen the sun. The people on the island start to form a crowd (curious crowd, not a torches and pitchfork kind of crowd). A-Dom waves, they wave back. Jade's Luck (Seatongue): Hello there! (Then in barbarian languages the same thing with no response). Tiger (in Old Realm): Hello there! Crowd (in Old Realm): Hello! Gareth: Oh, they've been here a really long time. A-Dom: Oh this isn't good. Crowd: The Lightbringers have returned to save us! A-Dom: Very not good. Crap. Dan: This is the plot you came up with in those 5 minutes? Liz (to Ariann): We don't like having mortals around. Not because we don't like mortals. But because of collateral damage. Ryan: Not so much with living up to expectations. Gareth: How many generations have you been here? Crowd: We'll have to consult the old ones! A-Dom: Do you know what an Anathema is? Crowd (confused): No A-Dom: Good. Crowd: You've finally retured! A-Dom: Yes, we were stuck somewhere... else, but now we have returened. Jade's Luck: How did you get in here? Local: We were in a great fleet following our great sun god leaders. Part of the fleet was swallowed. Our leader said she would be "right back" and swam out. A-Dom: What was her name? Local: Pathfinder! Tiger vaguely remembers an Eclipse named Patherfinder... something something. A-Dom: How many people are there? Here on your island? Local: About 250. Gareth: I didn't make my ship that big. Tiger: I could thin them out a little. Jade's Luck: That's not nice. Gareth notices that the island is made out of hundreds of ships that have smashed together, then been manipulated by the locals. He sees lots of really nice pieces of wood, along with some that are ancient (first age) ship parts. Gareth: We need to talk to your elders. Fatty sticks his head out of a hatch. Fatty: Everything OK? Gareth: NO. Fatty (looks around for a second): We'll be below decks then. Jade's Luck (to Bianca): We need to tell the crew that you're also "perfectly normal." It's important. That way fatty will tell your Mother your normal with a strait face, instead of saying you're a baby eating demon. A-Dom: These people are going to sun-burn like crazy. Gareth: I can cure that. The group walks along the island, towards the center where things get nicer. All the buildings are partial ships. Lots of figureheads, etc. They finally reach a sun temple. Tiger: Ready made converts. A-Dom: Fish in a barrel. Jade's Luck: Fish in a barrel that have already been shot. We just have to NOT :):):):) IT UP. A-Dom: There is always a catch. This is where we find out the catch. Like they are worshiping the Unconquered Sun and the Spider Demon. The group (Bianca and Gareth are still glowing) walk into the temple to talk to the elders. Elders: Where is Pathfinder? A-Dom: Probably dead. Elder: Where is her soul? A-Dom (Motions at Bianca): We don't know. Not me. Well she's an eclipse. Elder (to Bianca): Pathfinder! It turns out that Bianca magically speaks Old Realm (yay being an Eclipse). Elder: We have your things. A-Dom (all excited): Oh, I'm Pathfinder! Tiger: No! No! I am! Jade's Luck starts bonking A-Dom on the back of the head. Jade's Luck (to A-Dom): You have stuff. A-Dom: I want more stuff. Tiger: Actually, let him put it on. I want to see what happens. The Elder takes Bianca to the back of the temple where the temple artifacts have been stored. Showing her a Orichalcum powerbow, Reaver DaiKlave, and a Green Reinforced Buff Jacket. Bianca: Thank you for taking care of them all this time. Jade's Luck (looking at the stuff): Shinny! The group then explains to Bianca how to attune an artifact with essence. Except not very clearly. Bianca spends some time... "getting to know" her artifacts. She didn't quite know what she was doing... and upset her sword. [triple botching the attunement roll] Ryan: Must not pwn n00bs and take their stuff. Gareth: Oh, you should get use to wearing white. A-Dom: Maybe the sword just doesn't like cow guts. Bianca starts crying. Jade's Luck: Maybe you should stop trying to make the prophet cry. It's going to look bad in front of the Elders that we want to be able to talk to. Gareth: How are we going to get these people out? Tiger: Oh I've got a way to get them out. They just might end up all looking like A-Dom afterwards. Jade's Luck: Maybe we should try to refrain from ripping holes in Creation. Creation is already upset about all the holes. Or Luna's upset about the holes in Creation. I don't know, I'm kind of confused about it. Tiger: Who cares, she's not our god. Jade's Luck: We may want to convert someday. She seems more reasonable. A-Dom: See we're screwed no matter what. I don't think it matters wether we worship the Unconquered Sun or not. But will we still have the power? Jade's Luck: He can give us head-aches. A-Dom: Oh yea, I know that. [/QUOTE]
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[Exalted] Solar Circle of the West - whole slew of updates 3/8/09
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