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[Exalted] Solar Circle of the West - whole slew of updates 3/8/09
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<blockquote data-quote="Ao the Overkitty" data-source="post: 3433880" data-attributes="member: 9758"><p><em>Synopsis of 02/26/07</em></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Wait... Are you saying HE has a plan? </span></strong></p><p><strong>Subtitle: The Arguing Session </strong></p><p><strong><em>By Alwaystoast</em></strong></p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck becomes concerned with the welfare of the locals from inside the Whale.</p><p></p><p>Gareth realizes he was 20 minutes into his training of Chaos Resisting Prana, when A-Dom interupted him by sending the group to Nexus.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />, I’ve lost my method of training.</p><p></p><p>Liz: Can I have the book?</p><p></p><p>Ryan (while handing her the book): We should go back to the west at some point.</p><p></p><p>Liz: You shouldn’t say stuff like that after handing me a heavy object.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck spends a week learning the training charm: Harmonious Method Methodology.</p><p></p><p>Group argues about what to do with the 250 mortals for a bit. Argument ends with Jade’s Luck saying: I could just take all 250 of them to the Death Lord and switch sides, because he seems to be a lot more pragmatic about this sort of thing.</p><p></p><p>Group starts arguing about how fast they could break laws in Nexus, and how many laws they could break per minute in 15 minutes.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom and Tiger start arguing about how to get a brewer’s skull. The argument was: Do we get a dead one, or do we get the skull out of a live one.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck realizes that she has failed to develop the charm she was training for. She finds this irritating. She then promptly goes off to deal with the locals from inside the whale.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: So we need to find a brewer’s skull, and ether take these people with us, or dump them off here.</p><p></p><p>Liz: Who is A-Dom talking to? Everyone walked off, except Gareth who doesn’t care.</p><p></p><p>Ryan: The bartender.</p><p></p><p>GM: Which is especially funny since A-Dom doesn’t speak the local language.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck explains collateral damage to mortals that happens around the circle to Bianca.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Could it be that Fair Folk screwed me over after all?</p><p></p><p>Eventually a middle aged weasely looking bureaucrat looking guy in long robes walks into the bar, sits down next to A-Dom. Starts talking to him in a language A-Dom doesn’t understand. Tries a few more languages. Eventually tries Old Realm that A-Dom and Gareth do understand.</p><p></p><p>Pieter: So what are you doing?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Drinking.</p><p></p><p>Pieter: Oh, for how long?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: About 5 days now.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: We’re really bad at it.</p><p></p><p>Pieter (to A-Dom): What are YOU doing?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: I’m just kind of... in the East.</p><p></p><p>Pieter: Yea, I noticed.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: How do you know Old Realm? Dragon Blood? Lunar?</p><p></p><p>Pieters Eclipse Caste make starts to glow.</p><p></p><p>Pieter: One day I thought about it for a few seconds and I knew it.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Oh, so how’s the whole thing working for ya here?</p><p></p><p>Pieter: We’re doing OK. What are YOU doing HERE?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Umm... I thought it would be a Fun Adventure to see where the Wyld would drop us. Dropped us on the other side of Creation. It’s kind of boring here.</p><p></p><p>Pieter (to Gareth): So, he’s the idiot in the group?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: He’s just mentally challenged.</p><p></p><p>Pieter slaps A-Dom upside the head.</p><p></p><p>Pieter (to A-Dom): West! GO WEST. You’re not suppose to be here in the East. We’ve got enough of us here as it is. We don’t need an even bigger concentration of us to <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> things up.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Wait! Are you saying... HE has a plan?</p><p></p><p>Pieter: Wait a minute. Are you guys the unfaithful?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Huh?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Who’s that?</p><p></p><p>Pieter: Well you see there is a group that has been bitching and moaning about how the boss hasn’t been doing anything for them. So much that he stopped letting them have access to new powers. Yea, I don’t want to deal with you people. Get the hell out of my direction.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Do you know a quick way to get back to the West?</p><p></p><p>Pieter: No. That’s your problem. I’ll give you an hour to get out of the city.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Hey! You’re a solar. You want some worshipers? We’ve got some we want to unload.</p><p></p><p>Pieter: You brought them here, they are your problem.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: A-Dom, Come on.</p><p></p><p>Gareth leads A-Dom and the mice out of the bar. They go back to the camp across the river and find Jade’s Luck teaching the locals from inside the whale about things like weather and trees.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Jade’s Luck! We’re getting kicked out of the city.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: I’m not in the city. So that’s fine with me.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: So lets get moving.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: So we have a boat?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: No. We’re walking.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: We are not walking.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Oh yes we are. We’re being kicked West.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: He didn’t want our worshipers ether. Pain in the ass.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Why were you trying to give them away? We are responsible for them!</p><p></p><p>A-Dom rambles to himself.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Apparently we are the Unfaithful.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: We have a group name! Awesome!</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Is this his way of saying: Find new sponsor ship?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I think it’s his way of saying; Stop pissing me off.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Gareth, what did you guys have to pay to get shipped over here from the wyld? I had to agree not to blow up his stuff. But I don’t think you made the same deal with Duke Dew-Key.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I’ve been too busy to find that out.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: We didn’t agree to anything. A coconut fell from the sky, and here we are.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: A-Dom?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: I just dropped Ailees name, and told him people were <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />ing with his <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />. And he was all like ‘I don’t want you to be here’ and I was all like ‘ok thank you!’</p><p></p><p>Gareth’s charm detects A-Dom statement is chock full of lies. Gareth sighs.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: So, we going to find out the truth?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: We’ll find out while we are walking. Everyone! We are going on a pilgramage! That way!</p><p></p><p>Gareth starts to walk west. The group starts to argue that Sijan is more west then their current possition... if slightly to the north. But it still counts as going West.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: You know it can’t be too subtle to march 250 mortals to a city we plan to steal <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> from. Plus the Unconquered sun, since we apparently pissed him off...</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (interrupting her): WE?</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Ok, YOU. ... might be upset if we lead them into another collateral damage situation, since they are already worshiping the Unconquered Sun, and all we have to do is maintain...</p><p></p><p>A-Dom argues about random stuff. With himself. And loses.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: If we go to check out the tombs, we might find an Artifact Boat.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: No Boats!</p><p></p><p>Tiger (to A-Dom): You know it might be better if we don’t take them (motions at the group) with us.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Yes! Let’s split the group up by 800 miles! What could go wrong?</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck and A-Dom argue about grave robbing may not be polite. A-Dom starts rambling about Pieter.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: He said we had to go back West! He didn’t say we couldn’t divert to the north and piss off the Solars in the North first. Is there... like a News Letter we are missing?</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Apparently.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: That guy just thinks he is holy-er then us.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: HE IS! Hello! (Points at the group) The Unfaithful. Are we going to the tombs are not?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Nope.</p><p></p><p>Group starts arguing that they will never get the chance to rob these tombs again. Jade’s Luck points out that if they can find an island that they can all stand on, they can get back here by using the Manse Jade’s Luck and Tiger control. The group wanders off to find an island in the river (a nice stable one, with a tree). They all stand on it. So the group can get back to the east.</p><p></p><p>The group then goes back to walking West, along the river. Jade’s Luck draws maps for everyone so they feel better. Gareth looks at the map and decides they should head for Lookshy. Tiger points out this is a bad idea. As they are a military power. The group then discusses their options. At some point Thorns comes up.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Didn’t someone mention something about that place that time we had that dinner with those lovely people?</p><p></p><p>Tiger: How about some details instead of a random string of words?</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: And this from specifics man. We had dinner with the Malfeans, didn’t they make a snide remark about Thorns. I mean they were full of the snide remarks really.</p><p></p><p>Gareth seriously limits their options by his steadfast refusal to use boats. The group argues that a boat will come in at some point, when going back to the West.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. Right now. NO BOATS!</p><p></p><p>Group discusses if they can get Gareth on a boat, by knocking him out. But since Gareth won’t make a new boat for them, they will have to steal one first. They eventually abandon this line of thought.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Apparently we need to suck up to the Unconquered Sun.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: We’ve got faith! That’s what those two are for!</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I think it’s supposed to be all of us.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: What? Excuse me? Mr. Atheist.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Mr. Contractually Obligated to call him my god.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Yup, cause it’s true.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: His pointy black feelings may have been hurt.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Hey, I’m working on building up my faith. I’ve prayed to him a couple of times.</p><p></p><p>Group continues to argue.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Hey Gareth can you make us a church?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: I guess.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Can it be big enough for 250 worshipers?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Yes.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Can it be a floating church?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: No. No Boats! Well, I mean, it will annoy Jahar. So I’ll consider a floating church. Ok, I’ll make it. But I’m never going on it. </p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Come on, not all your ships have been destroyed. That first one got stolen.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: It’s still not in my possession.</p><p></p><p>Group continues with insane argument about what direction they are going. Also somehow the idea of a Floating Wheeled Church, came up.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: At this point, subtlety hasn’t been working for us. So <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> Subtlety!</p><p></p><p>Ryan: Do we really need a reboot this badly?</p><p></p><p>Group then discusses how to get back in good with the Unconquered Sun. Spiritual sucking up, etc. A-Dom just gives up and starts praying for Help. Then the group starts arguing about how obvious the Church Boat will be. As some of the group thinks it could be a ‘subtle church.’ Others (A-Dom) think churchs are suppose to be obvious about what god they are dedicate to. They then explain this crazyness to Gareth, who sides with A-Dom’s crazy talk, instead of Tiger’s crazy talk.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (Praying inside his head): <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />! Help us you <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />!</p><p></p><p>Group discusses finding local barbarians and dropping off the followers from inside the whale, then going back to the West by whatever crazy/dangerous way possible. Since it will be much easier if they don’t have followers with them. The idea of cutting through Heaven or Malfeas also is discussed. For some reason, there are objections about taking shortcuts through Malfeas.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom starts blaming Gareth for telling him to kill pirates, which caused this whole situation.</p><p></p><p>Ryan (to GM): Remember that time we went to talk to that guy then that guy died?</p><p></p><p>GM: What?</p><p></p><p>Dan: He’s talking about the Ghost Blooded.</p><p></p><p>Ryan: Thank you.</p><p></p><p>GM: Cause nobody you’ve gone to talk to has died.</p><p></p><p>Ryan (same argument, but talking to liz): You have a pop Gun. If we give you a bazooka, thing’s won’t get better.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom and Tiger start trying to one-up each other with what information they are clearly with-holding from the group. Mr. Won’t tell us how we got to the East Vs Mr. Where were you born again? Gareth is unable to find any lies in the statements that A-Dom is not really making about the agreement he made to get them to the East.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: I think A-Dom is learning to speak more like Tiger. That’s not a good thing.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (trying to sound stupid): I like purple shoes.</p><p></p><p>Gareth decides to stop walking to give the mortals a break.</p><p></p><p>Locals mumbling: Clearly we are not devout enough. We should have prayed for better heroes.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: See even our faithful are already turning away. You know, we really don’t want him to get out of his little shell. Because then he’ll be much more powerful, and we’ll be in danger. He can’t do more while he is in there... so ether way we’re <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />ed.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: I don’t think we need to worry about our progress. I don’t hear choruses from the other directions.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Man one day the south is going to flip and he’s going to say ‘<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> what’s going on in the west?’ and we are all just going to melt. We don’t know what his powers are.</p><p></p><p>Group then explains (to A-Dom) that their god isn’t the god of conquering. He’s the god of Un- conquer-ability. Which is not the same as conquering things.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Really it’s finding that out that made us the Unfaithful. Clearly we need to get him a larger portfolio.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: You know we don’t know that. We just know that is what a past us knew at the time of the vision.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: You know he’s right. He is stuck in soul-steel.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (to Tiger): STOP HELPING! You’re not getting any new powers ether. You’re in the same boat!</p><p></p><p>Gareth: NO BOATS!</p><p></p><p>Tiger: OK, we are going to stop, find a place for these people to live. Put them there. Then go on our way.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: I’d made that plan a while ago, but we got told to get our worshipers and our sad little asses moving.</p><p></p><p>Tiger: No we got told they are our problem. But part of helping people is helping them help themselves. So we help ourselves by helping them help themselves.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Oh god... jahar speak... oh god... oh god...</p><p></p><p>Tiger: We can’t be trekking 250 people across creation.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: The fishing people are probably better off in the forest actually.</p><p></p><p>Gareth & Jade’s Luck: Because it’s so easy to fish in the forest?</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Because it’s darker. More cover from the sun.</p><p></p><p>Ryan: Oh god, my plan must be bad, only Dan is on my side.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: These people don’t belong to us. They really belong to the Unconquered Sun.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: You catch me actually agreeing with you.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: So lets sit around and ask HIM what to do with them.</p><p></p><p>Locals: We’re hungry.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom shakes a tree till something falls out.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Eat that!</p><p></p><p>The group goes out (in different directions) to gather provisions to provide for all the people. This happens on a regular basis for basically every meal from now on.</p><p></p><p>While out in the forest, A-Dom runs into a pale pasty guy.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Hi! Who are you?</p><p></p><p>Pale Guy: Porpoising Worm of Anger. But you can call me Bob.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Did you use to be out West with some friends?</p><p></p><p>PWoA: Yea, but they were all killed. So I sailed out here. But I can’t get back because I wrecked the boat.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Well I might be able to help you. I got some friends over here. We are heading back West. Going by the north.</p><p></p><p>PWoA: Land Route? Odd. Say, would you like to Sijan? I got this brochure...</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Yea, we were thinking about it.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom leads the Porpoising Worm of Anger back to where the mortal worshipers are. He then called over the other solars (in a very un-subtle way). Sadly Tiger wasn’t there because he got lost in the woods. A-Dom introduces the Porpoising Worm of Anger.</p><p></p><p>PWoA: You all look familiar...</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck thinks to evacuate the mortals... at about the very moment it’s too late for that. Jade’s Luck tries to make all the mortals run away in fear from her. The mortals run in fear. Sadly, mortals don’t react as fast as Solars. Gareth and A-Dom simultaneously attack the PorpoisingWorm of Anger. There is a wave of life destroying force, which kills 58 mortals.</p><p></p><p>Alex: Well we’re are under 200 now!</p><p></p><p>All the mortals run in terror. The group then properly murders Porpoising Worm of Anger.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck scorches the body.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: I need to start making funeral arrangements.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Ooo Ooo! I can help with that!</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Actual help or Necromantic help? Cause I’m not letting you...</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: No! Actual help. I know stuff. No Necromancy today. I promise.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: At least there are survivors this time.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom uses his bracers to be hear for miles: Children of the Unconquered Sun! RETURN!</p><p></p><p>Tiger and Jade’s Luck argue about the appropriate use of charms in combat.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (still projecting his voice for miles): No arguing now!</p><p></p><p>Then all of the other Solars go off in search of mortals who fled off in random directions. 140 are brought back the first time. Gareth makes them freshly baked pie (using craftsman needs no tools) while the others go off to find more. After the second round they are only missing 3. One died while fleeing. One is found by A-Dom across the river, and just carried the tree that he was up, back to the camp. A-Dom also finds the burned remains of Gareth’s ship (only the burn keel remains). Group is down to 191 mortals from inside the whale.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Yay Pie! Praise the Unconquered Sun.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Worship the Unconquered Sun.</p><p></p><p>Gareth (dead pan): Yea, do that.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck argues with A-Dom about the wisdom of bringing any evil being back towards the mortals.</p><p></p><p>The bodies are all buried properly, and none of them got up and ate anyone or anything like that.</p><p></p><p>The Next morning:</p><p></p><p>A-Dom (to Jade’s Luck): Do you think the Unconquered Sun did that? Not the part where I screwed up and got mortals killed. That was going to happen anyway. But you know giving us the evil guy to beat on. I’d like to give him credit for that. It’s a really weird coincidence that we meet him all the way out in the East.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: Next time you meet someone who might have valuable information, and is hideously dangerous to mortals, why don’t you beat the snot out of them out in the woods first. Getting the information while you are alone.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Cause I have a secret.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: And what is this secret?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: I SUCK at one on one combat. It’s true... I like fighting gangs.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Kegs are empty.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: I don’t think you were suppose to drink that beer...</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Too late now.</p><p></p><p>Later On.</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Why does the Unconquered sun keep talking to me?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Cause you’re his favorite?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: No.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Cause you’re the jester?</p><p></p><p>A-Dom: Yea...</p><p></p><p>Eventually: Tiger runs off and finds a barbarian village and scopes it out.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ao the Overkitty, post: 3433880, member: 9758"] [i]Synopsis of 02/26/07[/i] [B][SIZE=5] Wait... Are you saying HE has a plan? [/SIZE] Subtitle: The Arguing Session [/B] [b][i]By Alwaystoast[/i][/b][i][/i] Jade’s Luck becomes concerned with the welfare of the locals from inside the Whale. Gareth realizes he was 20 minutes into his training of Chaos Resisting Prana, when A-Dom interupted him by sending the group to Nexus. Gareth: :):):):), I’ve lost my method of training. Liz: Can I have the book? Ryan (while handing her the book): We should go back to the west at some point. Liz: You shouldn’t say stuff like that after handing me a heavy object. Jade’s Luck spends a week learning the training charm: Harmonious Method Methodology. Group argues about what to do with the 250 mortals for a bit. Argument ends with Jade’s Luck saying: I could just take all 250 of them to the Death Lord and switch sides, because he seems to be a lot more pragmatic about this sort of thing. Group starts arguing about how fast they could break laws in Nexus, and how many laws they could break per minute in 15 minutes. A-Dom and Tiger start arguing about how to get a brewer’s skull. The argument was: Do we get a dead one, or do we get the skull out of a live one. Jade’s Luck realizes that she has failed to develop the charm she was training for. She finds this irritating. She then promptly goes off to deal with the locals from inside the whale. A-Dom: So we need to find a brewer’s skull, and ether take these people with us, or dump them off here. Liz: Who is A-Dom talking to? Everyone walked off, except Gareth who doesn’t care. Ryan: The bartender. GM: Which is especially funny since A-Dom doesn’t speak the local language. Jade’s Luck explains collateral damage to mortals that happens around the circle to Bianca. A-Dom: Could it be that Fair Folk screwed me over after all? Eventually a middle aged weasely looking bureaucrat looking guy in long robes walks into the bar, sits down next to A-Dom. Starts talking to him in a language A-Dom doesn’t understand. Tries a few more languages. Eventually tries Old Realm that A-Dom and Gareth do understand. Pieter: So what are you doing? Gareth: Drinking. Pieter: Oh, for how long? Gareth: About 5 days now. A-Dom: We’re really bad at it. Pieter (to A-Dom): What are YOU doing? A-Dom: I’m just kind of... in the East. Pieter: Yea, I noticed. A-Dom: How do you know Old Realm? Dragon Blood? Lunar? Pieters Eclipse Caste make starts to glow. Pieter: One day I thought about it for a few seconds and I knew it. A-Dom: Oh, so how’s the whole thing working for ya here? Pieter: We’re doing OK. What are YOU doing HERE? A-Dom: Umm... I thought it would be a Fun Adventure to see where the Wyld would drop us. Dropped us on the other side of Creation. It’s kind of boring here. Pieter (to Gareth): So, he’s the idiot in the group? Gareth: He’s just mentally challenged. Pieter slaps A-Dom upside the head. Pieter (to A-Dom): West! GO WEST. You’re not suppose to be here in the East. We’ve got enough of us here as it is. We don’t need an even bigger concentration of us to :):):):) things up. A-Dom: Wait! Are you saying... HE has a plan? Pieter: Wait a minute. Are you guys the unfaithful? Gareth: Huh? A-Dom: Who’s that? Pieter: Well you see there is a group that has been bitching and moaning about how the boss hasn’t been doing anything for them. So much that he stopped letting them have access to new powers. Yea, I don’t want to deal with you people. Get the hell out of my direction. A-Dom: Do you know a quick way to get back to the West? Pieter: No. That’s your problem. I’ll give you an hour to get out of the city. A-Dom: Hey! You’re a solar. You want some worshipers? We’ve got some we want to unload. Pieter: You brought them here, they are your problem. Gareth: A-Dom, Come on. Gareth leads A-Dom and the mice out of the bar. They go back to the camp across the river and find Jade’s Luck teaching the locals from inside the whale about things like weather and trees. Gareth: Jade’s Luck! We’re getting kicked out of the city. Jade’s Luck: I’m not in the city. So that’s fine with me. Gareth: So lets get moving. Jade’s Luck: So we have a boat? Gareth: No. We’re walking. Jade’s Luck: We are not walking. Gareth: Oh yes we are. We’re being kicked West. A-Dom: He didn’t want our worshipers ether. Pain in the ass. Jade’s Luck: Why were you trying to give them away? We are responsible for them! A-Dom rambles to himself. Gareth: Apparently we are the Unfaithful. A-Dom: We have a group name! Awesome! Tiger: Is this his way of saying: Find new sponsor ship? Gareth: I think it’s his way of saying; Stop pissing me off. Jade’s Luck: Gareth, what did you guys have to pay to get shipped over here from the wyld? I had to agree not to blow up his stuff. But I don’t think you made the same deal with Duke Dew-Key. Gareth: I’ve been too busy to find that out. Tiger: We didn’t agree to anything. A coconut fell from the sky, and here we are. Gareth: A-Dom? A-Dom: I just dropped Ailees name, and told him people were :):):):)ing with his :):):):). And he was all like ‘I don’t want you to be here’ and I was all like ‘ok thank you!’ Gareth’s charm detects A-Dom statement is chock full of lies. Gareth sighs. Jade’s Luck: So, we going to find out the truth? Gareth: We’ll find out while we are walking. Everyone! We are going on a pilgramage! That way! Gareth starts to walk west. The group starts to argue that Sijan is more west then their current possition... if slightly to the north. But it still counts as going West. Jade’s Luck: You know it can’t be too subtle to march 250 mortals to a city we plan to steal :):):):) from. Plus the Unconquered sun, since we apparently pissed him off... A-Dom (interrupting her): WE? Jade’s Luck: Ok, YOU. ... might be upset if we lead them into another collateral damage situation, since they are already worshiping the Unconquered Sun, and all we have to do is maintain... A-Dom argues about random stuff. With himself. And loses. A-Dom: If we go to check out the tombs, we might find an Artifact Boat. Gareth: No Boats! Tiger (to A-Dom): You know it might be better if we don’t take them (motions at the group) with us. A-Dom: Yes! Let’s split the group up by 800 miles! What could go wrong? Jade’s Luck and A-Dom argue about grave robbing may not be polite. A-Dom starts rambling about Pieter. A-Dom: He said we had to go back West! He didn’t say we couldn’t divert to the north and piss off the Solars in the North first. Is there... like a News Letter we are missing? Jade’s Luck: Apparently. Gareth: That guy just thinks he is holy-er then us. A-Dom: HE IS! Hello! (Points at the group) The Unfaithful. Are we going to the tombs are not? Gareth: Nope. Group starts arguing that they will never get the chance to rob these tombs again. Jade’s Luck points out that if they can find an island that they can all stand on, they can get back here by using the Manse Jade’s Luck and Tiger control. The group wanders off to find an island in the river (a nice stable one, with a tree). They all stand on it. So the group can get back to the east. The group then goes back to walking West, along the river. Jade’s Luck draws maps for everyone so they feel better. Gareth looks at the map and decides they should head for Lookshy. Tiger points out this is a bad idea. As they are a military power. The group then discusses their options. At some point Thorns comes up. Jade’s Luck: Didn’t someone mention something about that place that time we had that dinner with those lovely people? Tiger: How about some details instead of a random string of words? Jade’s Luck: And this from specifics man. We had dinner with the Malfeans, didn’t they make a snide remark about Thorns. I mean they were full of the snide remarks really. Gareth seriously limits their options by his steadfast refusal to use boats. The group argues that a boat will come in at some point, when going back to the West. Gareth: We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. Right now. NO BOATS! Group discusses if they can get Gareth on a boat, by knocking him out. But since Gareth won’t make a new boat for them, they will have to steal one first. They eventually abandon this line of thought. Jade’s Luck: Apparently we need to suck up to the Unconquered Sun. A-Dom: We’ve got faith! That’s what those two are for! Gareth: I think it’s supposed to be all of us. A-Dom: What? Excuse me? Mr. Atheist. Jade’s Luck: Mr. Contractually Obligated to call him my god. Gareth: Yup, cause it’s true. Jade’s Luck: His pointy black feelings may have been hurt. A-Dom: Hey, I’m working on building up my faith. I’ve prayed to him a couple of times. Group continues to argue. A-Dom: Hey Gareth can you make us a church? Gareth: I guess. Jade’s Luck: Can it be big enough for 250 worshipers? Gareth: Yes. A-Dom: Can it be a floating church? Gareth: No. No Boats! Well, I mean, it will annoy Jahar. So I’ll consider a floating church. Ok, I’ll make it. But I’m never going on it. A-Dom: Come on, not all your ships have been destroyed. That first one got stolen. Gareth: It’s still not in my possession. Group continues with insane argument about what direction they are going. Also somehow the idea of a Floating Wheeled Church, came up. Gareth: At this point, subtlety hasn’t been working for us. So :):):):) Subtlety! Ryan: Do we really need a reboot this badly? Group then discusses how to get back in good with the Unconquered Sun. Spiritual sucking up, etc. A-Dom just gives up and starts praying for Help. Then the group starts arguing about how obvious the Church Boat will be. As some of the group thinks it could be a ‘subtle church.’ Others (A-Dom) think churchs are suppose to be obvious about what god they are dedicate to. They then explain this crazyness to Gareth, who sides with A-Dom’s crazy talk, instead of Tiger’s crazy talk. A-Dom (Praying inside his head): :):):):)! Help us you :):):):):):):)! Group discusses finding local barbarians and dropping off the followers from inside the whale, then going back to the West by whatever crazy/dangerous way possible. Since it will be much easier if they don’t have followers with them. The idea of cutting through Heaven or Malfeas also is discussed. For some reason, there are objections about taking shortcuts through Malfeas. A-Dom starts blaming Gareth for telling him to kill pirates, which caused this whole situation. Ryan (to GM): Remember that time we went to talk to that guy then that guy died? GM: What? Dan: He’s talking about the Ghost Blooded. Ryan: Thank you. GM: Cause nobody you’ve gone to talk to has died. Ryan (same argument, but talking to liz): You have a pop Gun. If we give you a bazooka, thing’s won’t get better. A-Dom and Tiger start trying to one-up each other with what information they are clearly with-holding from the group. Mr. Won’t tell us how we got to the East Vs Mr. Where were you born again? Gareth is unable to find any lies in the statements that A-Dom is not really making about the agreement he made to get them to the East. Jade’s Luck: I think A-Dom is learning to speak more like Tiger. That’s not a good thing. A-Dom (trying to sound stupid): I like purple shoes. Gareth decides to stop walking to give the mortals a break. Locals mumbling: Clearly we are not devout enough. We should have prayed for better heroes. A-Dom: See even our faithful are already turning away. You know, we really don’t want him to get out of his little shell. Because then he’ll be much more powerful, and we’ll be in danger. He can’t do more while he is in there... so ether way we’re :):):):)ed. Jade’s Luck: I don’t think we need to worry about our progress. I don’t hear choruses from the other directions. A-Dom: Man one day the south is going to flip and he’s going to say ‘:):):):) what’s going on in the west?’ and we are all just going to melt. We don’t know what his powers are. Group then explains (to A-Dom) that their god isn’t the god of conquering. He’s the god of Un- conquer-ability. Which is not the same as conquering things. Gareth: Really it’s finding that out that made us the Unfaithful. Clearly we need to get him a larger portfolio. A-Dom: You know we don’t know that. We just know that is what a past us knew at the time of the vision. Tiger: You know he’s right. He is stuck in soul-steel. A-Dom (to Tiger): STOP HELPING! You’re not getting any new powers ether. You’re in the same boat! Gareth: NO BOATS! Tiger: OK, we are going to stop, find a place for these people to live. Put them there. Then go on our way. Jade’s Luck: I’d made that plan a while ago, but we got told to get our worshipers and our sad little asses moving. Tiger: No we got told they are our problem. But part of helping people is helping them help themselves. So we help ourselves by helping them help themselves. A-Dom: Oh god... jahar speak... oh god... oh god... Tiger: We can’t be trekking 250 people across creation. A-Dom: The fishing people are probably better off in the forest actually. Gareth & Jade’s Luck: Because it’s so easy to fish in the forest? Tiger: Because it’s darker. More cover from the sun. Ryan: Oh god, my plan must be bad, only Dan is on my side. A-Dom: These people don’t belong to us. They really belong to the Unconquered Sun. Jade’s Luck: You catch me actually agreeing with you. A-Dom: So lets sit around and ask HIM what to do with them. Locals: We’re hungry. A-Dom shakes a tree till something falls out. A-Dom: Eat that! The group goes out (in different directions) to gather provisions to provide for all the people. This happens on a regular basis for basically every meal from now on. While out in the forest, A-Dom runs into a pale pasty guy. A-Dom: Hi! Who are you? Pale Guy: Porpoising Worm of Anger. But you can call me Bob. A-Dom: Did you use to be out West with some friends? PWoA: Yea, but they were all killed. So I sailed out here. But I can’t get back because I wrecked the boat. A-Dom: Well I might be able to help you. I got some friends over here. We are heading back West. Going by the north. PWoA: Land Route? Odd. Say, would you like to Sijan? I got this brochure... A-Dom: Yea, we were thinking about it. A-Dom leads the Porpoising Worm of Anger back to where the mortal worshipers are. He then called over the other solars (in a very un-subtle way). Sadly Tiger wasn’t there because he got lost in the woods. A-Dom introduces the Porpoising Worm of Anger. PWoA: You all look familiar... Jade’s Luck thinks to evacuate the mortals... at about the very moment it’s too late for that. Jade’s Luck tries to make all the mortals run away in fear from her. The mortals run in fear. Sadly, mortals don’t react as fast as Solars. Gareth and A-Dom simultaneously attack the PorpoisingWorm of Anger. There is a wave of life destroying force, which kills 58 mortals. Alex: Well we’re are under 200 now! All the mortals run in terror. The group then properly murders Porpoising Worm of Anger. Jade’s Luck scorches the body. Jade’s Luck: I need to start making funeral arrangements. A-Dom: Ooo Ooo! I can help with that! Jade’s Luck: Actual help or Necromantic help? Cause I’m not letting you... A-Dom: No! Actual help. I know stuff. No Necromancy today. I promise. Gareth: At least there are survivors this time. A-Dom uses his bracers to be hear for miles: Children of the Unconquered Sun! RETURN! Tiger and Jade’s Luck argue about the appropriate use of charms in combat. A-Dom (still projecting his voice for miles): No arguing now! Then all of the other Solars go off in search of mortals who fled off in random directions. 140 are brought back the first time. Gareth makes them freshly baked pie (using craftsman needs no tools) while the others go off to find more. After the second round they are only missing 3. One died while fleeing. One is found by A-Dom across the river, and just carried the tree that he was up, back to the camp. A-Dom also finds the burned remains of Gareth’s ship (only the burn keel remains). Group is down to 191 mortals from inside the whale. A-Dom: Yay Pie! Praise the Unconquered Sun. Jade’s Luck: Worship the Unconquered Sun. Gareth (dead pan): Yea, do that. Jade’s Luck argues with A-Dom about the wisdom of bringing any evil being back towards the mortals. The bodies are all buried properly, and none of them got up and ate anyone or anything like that. The Next morning: A-Dom (to Jade’s Luck): Do you think the Unconquered Sun did that? Not the part where I screwed up and got mortals killed. That was going to happen anyway. But you know giving us the evil guy to beat on. I’d like to give him credit for that. It’s a really weird coincidence that we meet him all the way out in the East. Jade’s Luck: Next time you meet someone who might have valuable information, and is hideously dangerous to mortals, why don’t you beat the snot out of them out in the woods first. Getting the information while you are alone. A-Dom: Cause I have a secret. Jade’s Luck: And what is this secret? A-Dom: I SUCK at one on one combat. It’s true... I like fighting gangs. Gareth: Kegs are empty. A-Dom: I don’t think you were suppose to drink that beer... Gareth: Too late now. Later On. A-Dom: Why does the Unconquered sun keep talking to me? Gareth: Cause you’re his favorite? A-Dom: No. Gareth: Cause you’re the jester? A-Dom: Yea... Eventually: Tiger runs off and finds a barbarian village and scopes it out. [/QUOTE]
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[Exalted] Solar Circle of the West - whole slew of updates 3/8/09
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