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[Exalted] Solar Circle of the West - whole slew of updates 3/8/09
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<blockquote data-quote="Ao the Overkitty" data-source="post: 4700666" data-attributes="member: 9758"><p><strong>Session 69 - The Beatings Will Continue Until Unity Improves!</strong></p><p></p><p>Session 69</p><p></p><p><em>Synopsis of 04/14/08</em></p><p></p><p><strong> The Beatings Will Continue Until Unity Improves!</strong></p><p><strong>Subtitle: A Series of Unfortunate Actions</strong></p><p><strong><em>-By Ao the Overkitty</em></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>A messenger spirit approached Jade’s Luck and was handed a piece of paper. She was informed it was pertaining to the inquiry she made. After a while of reading and making comments the rest of the group didn’t understand, they managed to drag out of her that the letter was Wretch. Of course, finding this out involved a lot of Yew/you confusion.</p><p></p><p>The letter contained information on how to deactivate the Sapphire Sentinels. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A-dom crossed out the comment to tell the Dawn caste to stop being so greedy.</p><p></p><p>During the week where they waited for their meeting with the Bureau of Fate, most of the group trained. Jade’s Luck sought out Litech, God of Exaltation. He looked rather like a godly hobo. He was human looking with stubble, wearing ratty clothes, and sleeping on a park bench.</p><p></p><p>He was not allowed to divulge the criteria for exaltation of the individual gods. He called the Death Knights ‘the new guys.’ He didn’t know much about them. He filled out a lot of paperwork.</p><p></p><p>She didn’t find her conversation with him terribly useful and muttered on her way back to the group.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: So, I’m getting the impression that all of the gods are bums and we should totally wipe the slate clean and start over again!</p><p></p><p>She got back to the group and voiced these feelings. A-dom became irate, since she clearly had a double standard when it came to who could genocide the gods. He felt if he was going to get bitched out for saying such things, she wasn’t allowed to ‘change sides’.</p><p></p><p>They eventually interrupted the conversation to go to their meeting in the Bureau of Fate. A-dom adopted his best salesman spiel and started talking to the bureaucrat about getting souls and putting them in people. Gareth intuited that the guy wanted a bribe and asked what they could do for him to get this pushed through. They got a list of souls he wanted freed.</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Arnak of Atlantis</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Toma of Alagar (island near Abalon)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Algar of the sith day island</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Kimba of Uk muck luk luk chuck</li> </ul><p></p><p>A-dom kept asking questions about the bribe, which wasn’t very helpful. More talk of Yew ensued. They got into a discussion about how some souls were defective and needed to be recalled. Jade’s Luck became more interested in Yew. A-dom negotiated a one for one deal, so they had one more soul ‘to play with’. (Chuk-Chuk, Diny, Uk-Steve, plus one)</p><p></p><p>Gareth gave the bureaucrat the information on the people they wanted ensouled, so it could be pushed through as soon as they were finished.</p><p></p><p>They got directions to the Bureau of Nature, where they could find the Department of Maps. The building was a three day’s walk away, so they got there in several hours. The department didn’t have any current maps.</p><p></p><p>Calibration Island was a small island in the Neck. Alagar was part of Abalone, in the Dom Sea. Sixth Day Island was usually in the Sea of Curses and was only there on the sixth day. Dom Kor’s island was destroyed.</p><p></p><p>The group negotiated a deal to make a current map of the island of Atlantis in exchange for directions to one of the gates out of Heaven to the West. The group then argued incessantly about which gate they wanted directions to, standing on islands, exploring more of the West on the way home and ripping holes in Creation.</p><p></p><p>Gareth got really pissed at this and took charge (Limit Break!). He demanded directions back to the Coral Archipelago door and ordered the group to start marching. The group decided to walk, to be defiant. Tiger zoomed off towards the door to get away from Gareth (‘He said to!’). A-dom picked up Gareth and Jade’s Luck and zoomed after him. A-dom said Gareth wasn’t the boss of him. Gareth pantsed A-dom and made a whip out of it. He failed utterly to whip A-dom.</p><p></p><p>A-dom: Why are you angry at the space next to me?</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Twenty Lashings For Insubordination!</p><p></p><p>A-dom tried to placate Gareth. Jade’s Luck decided she didn’t want to be near Gareth right now. Gareth ordered her to stay on A-dom. She told him to <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> off. A-dom tried to stop her from jumping down, but failed. </p><p></p><p>A-dom stopped.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: A-dom, go after her. Feel free to use Necromancy if you wish to.</p><p></p><p>A-dom asked Gareth if he could catch her. He said yes. A-dom picked Gareth up and chucked him at Jade’s Luck, but failed to aim right. Gareth grabbed onto a lamppost, twirled around it a couple of times gymnastically, and redirected himself. <strong>Three die stunt</strong> and he still failed to catch her.</p><p></p><p>She ducked into an official looking building and got into a line. She found herself in the line for starting wars. The line to her left was for small conflicts and the line to her right was for barfights.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: Come on, A-dom, we’re getting her!</p><p></p><p>A-dom decided to take Gareth out before he endangered himself further. A-dom grappled him A-dom tried to reason with Gareth while he walked Gareth away from the building.</p><p></p><p>A-dom: We’re going to get eaten by a Lion. Things went horribly wrong. You tried to do a unity speech.</p><p></p><p>Sadly, Gareth was beyond logic, currently.</p><p></p><p>A god wandered over and asked if there was a problem. A-dom said his friend was having some difficulties and he’d move away. A-dom carried Gareth over to an alley and sat down. They found a Urine God in the alley who wasn’t bothered by their presence.</p><p></p><p>Not being able to break free of the grapple, Gareth was screaming bloody murder. ‘You’ll pay for this!’ ‘This is mutiny!’ We have to stick together!’ etc.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck was moving up in line and could still hear Gareth in the distance. She left the line and went outside. She put up her scene-long soak charms.</p><p></p><p>After a while, Gareth summoned his sword and armor. As soon as he saw the sword, A-dom monkey leapt up, still holding on. When Gareth activated his sword, A-dom got decently cut up, so he let go of Gareth. Gareth monkey-leapt off of A-dom and landed safely on the ground.</p><p></p><p>A-dom whipped out his dress and put it on quickly.</p><p></p><p>Gareth activated Authority-Radiating Stance.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: (Yelling) Jade’s Luck! Get Your Ass Out Here! We’re Going Home!</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck monkey-leapt away from him as best she could. Gareth, using his insane investigative skills, followed her trail, monkey-leaping along.</p><p></p><p>By this point, Gareth was totemic. A-dom saw that Gareth was about to take a shortcut through a garden of some kind. A-dom brought out his club and Captain Caveman’d towards Gareth.</p><p></p><p>Ryan: My dress stays perfect where it should be. It does not expose me inappropriately to others, and I smell like flowers.</p><p></p><p>The good news was for A-dom was Garth couldn’t dodge for <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />. The bad news for him was he was flying straight into the sphere of Runey Doom!</p><p></p><p>A-dom’s club connects with Gareth, only doing two bashing, thanks to the Twilight caste power.</p><p></p><p>Gareth: (deadpan) Oh no, I’m in neg ones. oww.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck saw the Golden Bear behind her and ‘ran faster.’</p><p></p><p>Gareth: (to A-dom) You <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />ing pansy! Why don’t you hit me in the front like a man!</p><p></p><p>Gareth: (to A-dom) You hit wimpier than I do!</p><p></p><p>To make a long story short, massive property damage ensued. Gardens were destroyed. A-dom stopped existing and then existed again. A-dom sat down and gave up. Lions were called. Gareth and A-dom ended up in jail. A-dom was in a nicer ‘detention’ jail while Gareth was in a crazy-person lockup. Gareth was still frothing at the mouth and yelling, demanding A-dom and Jade’s Luck be properly flogged for their insubordination; preferably by the God of Torture.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck eventually met Tiger at the Gate to the Coral Archipelago. The Lions at the gate informed them of the incarceration of A-dom and Gareth. They were both awaiting trial, but it looked like A-dom had been trying to help stop Gareth. The Lions said Tiger was free to go, if he wished, since he wasn’t involved in this at all. Jade’s Luck tried to claim no involvement in the incident, but had to cop to running away from an angry Gareth. The Lions said they would have to question her.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ao the Overkitty, post: 4700666, member: 9758"] [b]Session 69 - The Beatings Will Continue Until Unity Improves![/b] Session 69 [i]Synopsis of 04/14/08[/i] [b] The Beatings Will Continue Until Unity Improves! Subtitle: A Series of Unfortunate Actions [i]-By Ao the Overkitty[/i][/b] A messenger spirit approached Jade’s Luck and was handed a piece of paper. She was informed it was pertaining to the inquiry she made. After a while of reading and making comments the rest of the group didn’t understand, they managed to drag out of her that the letter was Wretch. Of course, finding this out involved a lot of Yew/you confusion. The letter contained information on how to deactivate the Sapphire Sentinels. A-dom crossed out the comment to tell the Dawn caste to stop being so greedy. During the week where they waited for their meeting with the Bureau of Fate, most of the group trained. Jade’s Luck sought out Litech, God of Exaltation. He looked rather like a godly hobo. He was human looking with stubble, wearing ratty clothes, and sleeping on a park bench. He was not allowed to divulge the criteria for exaltation of the individual gods. He called the Death Knights ‘the new guys.’ He didn’t know much about them. He filled out a lot of paperwork. She didn’t find her conversation with him terribly useful and muttered on her way back to the group. Jade’s Luck: So, I’m getting the impression that all of the gods are bums and we should totally wipe the slate clean and start over again! She got back to the group and voiced these feelings. A-dom became irate, since she clearly had a double standard when it came to who could genocide the gods. He felt if he was going to get bitched out for saying such things, she wasn’t allowed to ‘change sides’. They eventually interrupted the conversation to go to their meeting in the Bureau of Fate. A-dom adopted his best salesman spiel and started talking to the bureaucrat about getting souls and putting them in people. Gareth intuited that the guy wanted a bribe and asked what they could do for him to get this pushed through. They got a list of souls he wanted freed. [list][*]Arnak of Atlantis [*]Toma of Alagar (island near Abalon) [*]Algar of the sith day island [*]Kimba of Uk muck luk luk chuck[/list] A-dom kept asking questions about the bribe, which wasn’t very helpful. More talk of Yew ensued. They got into a discussion about how some souls were defective and needed to be recalled. Jade’s Luck became more interested in Yew. A-dom negotiated a one for one deal, so they had one more soul ‘to play with’. (Chuk-Chuk, Diny, Uk-Steve, plus one) Gareth gave the bureaucrat the information on the people they wanted ensouled, so it could be pushed through as soon as they were finished. They got directions to the Bureau of Nature, where they could find the Department of Maps. The building was a three day’s walk away, so they got there in several hours. The department didn’t have any current maps. Calibration Island was a small island in the Neck. Alagar was part of Abalone, in the Dom Sea. Sixth Day Island was usually in the Sea of Curses and was only there on the sixth day. Dom Kor’s island was destroyed. The group negotiated a deal to make a current map of the island of Atlantis in exchange for directions to one of the gates out of Heaven to the West. The group then argued incessantly about which gate they wanted directions to, standing on islands, exploring more of the West on the way home and ripping holes in Creation. Gareth got really pissed at this and took charge (Limit Break!). He demanded directions back to the Coral Archipelago door and ordered the group to start marching. The group decided to walk, to be defiant. Tiger zoomed off towards the door to get away from Gareth (‘He said to!’). A-dom picked up Gareth and Jade’s Luck and zoomed after him. A-dom said Gareth wasn’t the boss of him. Gareth pantsed A-dom and made a whip out of it. He failed utterly to whip A-dom. A-dom: Why are you angry at the space next to me? Gareth: Twenty Lashings For Insubordination! A-dom tried to placate Gareth. Jade’s Luck decided she didn’t want to be near Gareth right now. Gareth ordered her to stay on A-dom. She told him to :):):):) off. A-dom tried to stop her from jumping down, but failed. A-dom stopped. Gareth: A-dom, go after her. Feel free to use Necromancy if you wish to. A-dom asked Gareth if he could catch her. He said yes. A-dom picked Gareth up and chucked him at Jade’s Luck, but failed to aim right. Gareth grabbed onto a lamppost, twirled around it a couple of times gymnastically, and redirected himself. [b]Three die stunt[/b] and he still failed to catch her. She ducked into an official looking building and got into a line. She found herself in the line for starting wars. The line to her left was for small conflicts and the line to her right was for barfights. Gareth: Come on, A-dom, we’re getting her! A-dom decided to take Gareth out before he endangered himself further. A-dom grappled him A-dom tried to reason with Gareth while he walked Gareth away from the building. A-dom: We’re going to get eaten by a Lion. Things went horribly wrong. You tried to do a unity speech. Sadly, Gareth was beyond logic, currently. A god wandered over and asked if there was a problem. A-dom said his friend was having some difficulties and he’d move away. A-dom carried Gareth over to an alley and sat down. They found a Urine God in the alley who wasn’t bothered by their presence. Not being able to break free of the grapple, Gareth was screaming bloody murder. ‘You’ll pay for this!’ ‘This is mutiny!’ We have to stick together!’ etc. Jade’s Luck was moving up in line and could still hear Gareth in the distance. She left the line and went outside. She put up her scene-long soak charms. After a while, Gareth summoned his sword and armor. As soon as he saw the sword, A-dom monkey leapt up, still holding on. When Gareth activated his sword, A-dom got decently cut up, so he let go of Gareth. Gareth monkey-leapt off of A-dom and landed safely on the ground. A-dom whipped out his dress and put it on quickly. Gareth activated Authority-Radiating Stance. Gareth: (Yelling) Jade’s Luck! Get Your Ass Out Here! We’re Going Home! Jade’s Luck monkey-leapt away from him as best she could. Gareth, using his insane investigative skills, followed her trail, monkey-leaping along. By this point, Gareth was totemic. A-dom saw that Gareth was about to take a shortcut through a garden of some kind. A-dom brought out his club and Captain Caveman’d towards Gareth. Ryan: My dress stays perfect where it should be. It does not expose me inappropriately to others, and I smell like flowers. The good news was for A-dom was Garth couldn’t dodge for :):):):). The bad news for him was he was flying straight into the sphere of Runey Doom! A-dom’s club connects with Gareth, only doing two bashing, thanks to the Twilight caste power. Gareth: (deadpan) Oh no, I’m in neg ones. oww. Jade’s Luck saw the Golden Bear behind her and ‘ran faster.’ Gareth: (to A-dom) You :):):):)ing pansy! Why don’t you hit me in the front like a man! Gareth: (to A-dom) You hit wimpier than I do! To make a long story short, massive property damage ensued. Gardens were destroyed. A-dom stopped existing and then existed again. A-dom sat down and gave up. Lions were called. Gareth and A-dom ended up in jail. A-dom was in a nicer ‘detention’ jail while Gareth was in a crazy-person lockup. Gareth was still frothing at the mouth and yelling, demanding A-dom and Jade’s Luck be properly flogged for their insubordination; preferably by the God of Torture. Jade’s Luck eventually met Tiger at the Gate to the Coral Archipelago. The Lions at the gate informed them of the incarceration of A-dom and Gareth. They were both awaiting trial, but it looked like A-dom had been trying to help stop Gareth. The Lions said Tiger was free to go, if he wished, since he wasn’t involved in this at all. Jade’s Luck tried to claim no involvement in the incident, but had to cop to running away from an angry Gareth. The Lions said they would have to question her. [/QUOTE]
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