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<blockquote data-quote="Neil Aitken" data-source="post: 1452370" data-attributes="member: 17811"><p><strong>SNUFFED THE MAGIC DRAGON</strong></p><p></p><p>We snuffed the magic dragon, smote her kids in two,</p><p>Stuck her with some pointy sticks and covered her with fuel.</p><p>We wounded her with shiny swords, threw some fiery rounds</p><p>She bellowed out an angry cry and burrowed underground.</p><p></p><p>CHORUS</p><p><em>We snuffed the magic dragon, smote her kids in two,</em></p><p><em>Stuck her with some pointy sticks and covered her with fuel.</em></p><p><em>We snuffed the magic dragon, smote her kids in two,</em></p><p><em>Stuck her with some pointy sticks and covered her with fuel.</em></p><p></p><p>The wizard turned into a giant, and pummeled the dragon's hide.</p><p>The warriors swung their mighty swords, and even fought inside.</p><p>The chain swinging fatso, grabbed her by the toe</p><p>And saved the burly paladin from a horrible munching blow.</p><p></p><p>CHORUS</p><p></p><p>Evenlow the sorceror fizzled several spells,</p><p>He shook his fist, leaned right back and cursed the dragon well.</p><p>Up an icy column, the bard was climbing high</p><p>Pulling out the fabled sword that was stashed before his time.</p><p></p><p>CHORUS</p><p></p><p>Some might call us murderers, breakers of the fam,</p><p>So our victorious band of heroes are going on the lam,</p><p>Fleeing fast and furious back to save the day,</p><p>We proudly hoist the missing sword and singing all the way, say:</p><p></p><p>CHORUS</p><p></p><p>~ Winnebago the Bard</p><p>originally posted on the Pasadena Gamers list</p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pasadenagamers/" target="_blank">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pasadenagamers/</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Neil Aitken, post: 1452370, member: 17811"] [B]SNUFFED THE MAGIC DRAGON[/B] We snuffed the magic dragon, smote her kids in two, Stuck her with some pointy sticks and covered her with fuel. We wounded her with shiny swords, threw some fiery rounds She bellowed out an angry cry and burrowed underground. CHORUS [I]We snuffed the magic dragon, smote her kids in two, Stuck her with some pointy sticks and covered her with fuel. We snuffed the magic dragon, smote her kids in two, Stuck her with some pointy sticks and covered her with fuel.[/I] The wizard turned into a giant, and pummeled the dragon's hide. The warriors swung their mighty swords, and even fought inside. The chain swinging fatso, grabbed her by the toe And saved the burly paladin from a horrible munching blow. CHORUS Evenlow the sorceror fizzled several spells, He shook his fist, leaned right back and cursed the dragon well. Up an icy column, the bard was climbing high Pulling out the fabled sword that was stashed before his time. CHORUS Some might call us murderers, breakers of the fam, So our victorious band of heroes are going on the lam, Fleeing fast and furious back to save the day, We proudly hoist the missing sword and singing all the way, say: CHORUS ~ Winnebago the Bard originally posted on the Pasadena Gamers list [URL=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pasadenagamers/]http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pasadenagamers/[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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