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<blockquote data-quote="Herpes Cineplex" data-source="post: 1452709" data-attributes="member: 16936"><p>^^^ Aw, that's cute.</p><p></p><p>(I wonder what level the spell <em>cure venereal disease</em> is?)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The only bard I ever played was in a short-lived but extremely cool game set in the Dalelands during the Zhentil Keep occupation. The characters were "out-of-towners" who had been unfortunate enough to be around when the new overlords arrived, and got drafted into the militia. Being cooler than the average men-at-arms, they were the militia's squad of detectives, investigating crimes and bringing the criminals to justice. All this while secretly supporting the resistance, of course.</p><p></p><p>Anyway, my bard would usually perform at his favorite tavern to earn a little extra money, "singing tunes popular around the Realms and favorites from the far-off land of Thesk." Thesk being, of course, where he hailed from originally. For some reason, I insisted on cribbing from the band Jim's Big Ego ("Boston Band," off "No Place like Nowhere") for his most-requested number.</p><p></p><p><em>I'm a local Theskan bard</em></p><p><em>Another local Theskan bard</em></p><p><em>Another local f-cking Theskan f-cking bard</em></p><p><em>And I'm here to sell more beer</em></p><p><em>I'm here to fill this room</em></p><p><em>I'm here to make you party all night long..."</em></p><p>...and so on.</p><p></p><p>--</p><p>the funniest part was when another character started humming it absent-mindedly</p><p>ryan</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Herpes Cineplex, post: 1452709, member: 16936"] ^^^ Aw, that's cute. (I wonder what level the spell [i]cure venereal disease[/i] is?) The only bard I ever played was in a short-lived but extremely cool game set in the Dalelands during the Zhentil Keep occupation. The characters were "out-of-towners" who had been unfortunate enough to be around when the new overlords arrived, and got drafted into the militia. Being cooler than the average men-at-arms, they were the militia's squad of detectives, investigating crimes and bringing the criminals to justice. All this while secretly supporting the resistance, of course. Anyway, my bard would usually perform at his favorite tavern to earn a little extra money, "singing tunes popular around the Realms and favorites from the far-off land of Thesk." Thesk being, of course, where he hailed from originally. For some reason, I insisted on cribbing from the band Jim's Big Ego ("Boston Band," off "No Place like Nowhere") for his most-requested number. [i]I'm a local Theskan bard Another local Theskan bard Another local f-cking Theskan f-cking bard And I'm here to sell more beer I'm here to fill this room I'm here to make you party all night long..."[/i] ...and so on. -- the funniest part was when another character started humming it absent-mindedly ryan [/QUOTE]
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