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<blockquote data-quote="Poster Bard" data-source="post: 1452737" data-attributes="member: 1985"><p><span style="color: LightBlue"><strong>The Hero's Rusty Greaves</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">On any night prepare for fright and buy another round,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">He's full of cheer and holds his beer but never held his ground,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">He drinks his ales and tells the tales of all that he achieves,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">The spilling of the chilling of the Hero's Rusty Greaves!</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">So harken to a man that you can envy for his feats,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Despite the fact that each attack results in his retreats,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">You'll hear the sound, when chips are down, his bladder, thus, relieves,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">The sloshing and withdrawing of the Hero's Rusty Greaves!</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">He's not the type to snark or snipe on others in the bar,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Though often they make sport of him for being so bizarre,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">He's guileless though underdressed with nothing up his sleeves,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">It's hard to bear that all he wears are Hero's Rusty Greaves!</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Don't be annoyed, it fills the void, when times are of the need,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">The boastful way he'll drain the day with each and every deed,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">He's telling you of all that's true or all that he believes,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">The fabricated, quite inflated, Hero's Rusty Greaves!</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Decline the plea, to sit on knee, when beckoning he will,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Fair warning of his massive love for bottles he will kill,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Though slaying of the living is a thing that makes him heave,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Don't chance the moist advances of the Hero's Rusty Greaves!</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">He's had the clap, within his lap, and vermin there reside,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">The closest thing to battle scars for which he can take pride,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Are marks upon his bottom that his armor often leaves,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">The rubbing and the chafing from the Hero's Rusty Greaves!</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Someday he'll die and all will cry and plant him down below,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">But be advised, don't be surprised at all that there will grow,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">The flowering and towering of trees with many leaves,</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue">Well fertilized, wherever lies, the Hero's Rusty Greaves!</span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: LightBlue"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Poster Bard, post: 1452737, member: 1985"] [COLOR=LightBlue][b]The Hero's Rusty Greaves[/b] On any night prepare for fright and buy another round, He's full of cheer and holds his beer but never held his ground, He drinks his ales and tells the tales of all that he achieves, The spilling of the chilling of the Hero's Rusty Greaves! So harken to a man that you can envy for his feats, Despite the fact that each attack results in his retreats, You'll hear the sound, when chips are down, his bladder, thus, relieves, The sloshing and withdrawing of the Hero's Rusty Greaves! He's not the type to snark or snipe on others in the bar, Though often they make sport of him for being so bizarre, He's guileless though underdressed with nothing up his sleeves, It's hard to bear that all he wears are Hero's Rusty Greaves! Don't be annoyed, it fills the void, when times are of the need, The boastful way he'll drain the day with each and every deed, He's telling you of all that's true or all that he believes, The fabricated, quite inflated, Hero's Rusty Greaves! Decline the plea, to sit on knee, when beckoning he will, Fair warning of his massive love for bottles he will kill, Though slaying of the living is a thing that makes him heave, Don't chance the moist advances of the Hero's Rusty Greaves! He's had the clap, within his lap, and vermin there reside, The closest thing to battle scars for which he can take pride, Are marks upon his bottom that his armor often leaves, The rubbing and the chafing from the Hero's Rusty Greaves! Someday he'll die and all will cry and plant him down below, But be advised, don't be surprised at all that there will grow, The flowering and towering of trees with many leaves, Well fertilized, wherever lies, the Hero's Rusty Greaves! [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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