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<blockquote data-quote="Jack7" data-source="post: 4719304" data-attributes="member: 54707"><p>Was it Sherlock Holmes then?</p><p></p><p>Because I heard he was secretly related to Lord Byron's Child Maude who was the great grandmother of Hunter S. Thompson who used to play in the same nursery as Baron Frankenstein's stepdaughter who gave birth to a bug eyed spaceman who invented the interspatial mechanical calculator at Los Alamos which then added up the sums of all the unwritten works of Jack Kerouac who then gives birth to Jack Black in a freak thunderstorm while Aleister Crowley chanted an open doorway to the 19th dimension which accidentally allowed Churchill to beat Hitler at Tarot Cards and that assured Nikola Tesla could use giant alien hyper-magnetic "poles" to beam free energy to Mortimer P. Lee (Of the Roberta V. Lee family of West Virginee), Joe-anna Vollmer, Laura and Clydesdale Hammertoe-Lee (of the Roberta V. Lee family of East Virginee), and Kid Creole so that they could all become simultaneously impregnated with a little left finger that would one day grow up into a fully developed Croatian Leprechaun named Bill Burroughs the Third who had a Jewish wetnurse and part time live in Aleph Golem named Elsa Klapper who just happened one night to meet Gary Gygax in an empty taxi where they discussed for hours and hours the amalgamated and collected works of John Carter of Mars (who is often confused with Williams S. Burroughs by the tea and bass trumpet crowd) and thereafter followed the infamous, <em><strong>Blackmoor on Little Avon and the Eldritch Wizardry of the Philistine Harvey the Giant Eater</strong></em> (which all gamers now use as a sort of unofficial bible) which so dramatically influenced Sherlock Holmes that he went with much fear and loathing to Las Vegas (or possibly Liverpool) and channeled by séance the restless ghosts of Harry Houdini and Arthur Koestler who both told him to write different versions of <em>Tarzan and the Children of the Sun</em>, one with the loincloth, and one without.</p><p></p><p>Oh, and I left out the part about Doc Savage and the Six Million Dollar Man but everybody already knows that by now.</p><p></p><p>Anyways you may be right.</p><p>Shakespeare may have actually been Ben Johnson on steroids, silicon chips, and blood pudding. The sad part is I guess we'll never know the whole truth.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jack7, post: 4719304, member: 54707"] Was it Sherlock Holmes then? Because I heard he was secretly related to Lord Byron's Child Maude who was the great grandmother of Hunter S. Thompson who used to play in the same nursery as Baron Frankenstein's stepdaughter who gave birth to a bug eyed spaceman who invented the interspatial mechanical calculator at Los Alamos which then added up the sums of all the unwritten works of Jack Kerouac who then gives birth to Jack Black in a freak thunderstorm while Aleister Crowley chanted an open doorway to the 19th dimension which accidentally allowed Churchill to beat Hitler at Tarot Cards and that assured Nikola Tesla could use giant alien hyper-magnetic "poles" to beam free energy to Mortimer P. Lee (Of the Roberta V. Lee family of West Virginee), Joe-anna Vollmer, Laura and Clydesdale Hammertoe-Lee (of the Roberta V. Lee family of East Virginee), and Kid Creole so that they could all become simultaneously impregnated with a little left finger that would one day grow up into a fully developed Croatian Leprechaun named Bill Burroughs the Third who had a Jewish wetnurse and part time live in Aleph Golem named Elsa Klapper who just happened one night to meet Gary Gygax in an empty taxi where they discussed for hours and hours the amalgamated and collected works of John Carter of Mars (who is often confused with Williams S. Burroughs by the tea and bass trumpet crowd) and thereafter followed the infamous, [I][B]Blackmoor on Little Avon and the Eldritch Wizardry of the Philistine Harvey the Giant Eater[/B][/I] (which all gamers now use as a sort of unofficial bible) which so dramatically influenced Sherlock Holmes that he went with much fear and loathing to Las Vegas (or possibly Liverpool) and channeled by séance the restless ghosts of Harry Houdini and Arthur Koestler who both told him to write different versions of [I]Tarzan and the Children of the Sun[/I], one with the loincloth, and one without. Oh, and I left out the part about Doc Savage and the Six Million Dollar Man but everybody already knows that by now. Anyways you may be right. Shakespeare may have actually been Ben Johnson on steroids, silicon chips, and blood pudding. The sad part is I guess we'll never know the whole truth. [/QUOTE]
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