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<blockquote data-quote="Old Gumphrey" data-source="post: 4268259" data-attributes="member: 12872"><p>Some people think all classes in 4e get "super powers oOo", and they are right! All 4e characters are magical super heroes overpowered to 11. </p><p></p><p>Here is my list of short descriptions of all the highly supernatural powers that fighters get up through level 10:</p><p></p><p>Hit you so hard it bounces off your skull and hits your friend</p><p>Hit you so hard that you hurt yourself dodging it</p><p>I am going to hit you</p><p>Bully you with a shield </p><p> </p><p>Beat the steaming crap out of you so my buddy can move</p><p>Beats for you, take a step, more beats for someone else</p><p>Beats, then I kick your legs out and you fall</p><p>OMG I am gonna hit you as hard as I possibly can without going crazy</p><p> </p><p>I hit you, and it was so awesome that I got an adrenaline rush</p><p>You are SO FREAKING DEAD</p><p>My God, I am tough, but all those little cuts hurt now and I'm about to go barking</p><p> </p><p>Hey idiot, don't stand there</p><p>I can use my shield really well</p><p>I am PUMPED </p><p> </p><p>I can stab a pointy metal thing into your armor chinks</p><p>Swing a big ass hammer full speed</p><p>Hit you really hard with sharp metal, then you can't walk right</p><p>I am seriously going to hit you</p><p>I can swing faster if I'm holding a light weapon</p><p>Swing like Albert Pujols and hit a bunch of dudes at the same time because they're all standing around together </p><p> </p><p>Hit you so hard that I break your armor and it hurts</p><p>Hit you so hard that you might projectile vomit</p><p>Pass out so many beats that if you get too close I'm probably going to hit you </p><p> </p><p>I can tell when people want to fight me</p><p>I'm pretty freaking tough</p><p>That really didn't hurt </p><p> </p><p>Hey pansies. Get over here so I can bust your freaking heads open, then bust some freaking heads open</p><p>I'm gonna distract you, then my buddies are gonna take advantage of it</p><p>I'm gonna hit you as hard as I can, I don't care if I miss</p><p>I'm gonna sprint now</p><p> </p><p>I go ballistic and bust your knee or something, then you get the hell away from me because I start freaking out</p><p>Beat the crap out of your legs so you can't walk right</p><p>Hit you really hard, and it is so awesome that I get an adrenaline rush </p><p> </p><p>I'm gonna sprint more</p><p>I almost didn't block that, now I'm off balance</p><p>I put my shield in front of my friends if you try to hit them</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Old Gumphrey, post: 4268259, member: 12872"] Some people think all classes in 4e get "super powers oOo", and they are right! All 4e characters are magical super heroes overpowered to 11. Here is my list of short descriptions of all the highly supernatural powers that fighters get up through level 10: Hit you so hard it bounces off your skull and hits your friend Hit you so hard that you hurt yourself dodging it I am going to hit you Bully you with a shield Beat the steaming crap out of you so my buddy can move Beats for you, take a step, more beats for someone else Beats, then I kick your legs out and you fall OMG I am gonna hit you as hard as I possibly can without going crazy I hit you, and it was so awesome that I got an adrenaline rush You are SO FREAKING DEAD My God, I am tough, but all those little cuts hurt now and I'm about to go barking Hey idiot, don't stand there I can use my shield really well I am PUMPED I can stab a pointy metal thing into your armor chinks Swing a big ass hammer full speed Hit you really hard with sharp metal, then you can't walk right I am seriously going to hit you I can swing faster if I'm holding a light weapon Swing like Albert Pujols and hit a bunch of dudes at the same time because they're all standing around together Hit you so hard that I break your armor and it hurts Hit you so hard that you might projectile vomit Pass out so many beats that if you get too close I'm probably going to hit you I can tell when people want to fight me I'm pretty freaking tough That really didn't hurt Hey pansies. Get over here so I can bust your freaking heads open, then bust some freaking heads open I'm gonna distract you, then my buddies are gonna take advantage of it I'm gonna hit you as hard as I can, I don't care if I miss I'm gonna sprint now I go ballistic and bust your knee or something, then you get the hell away from me because I start freaking out Beat the crap out of your legs so you can't walk right Hit you really hard, and it is so awesome that I get an adrenaline rush I'm gonna sprint more I almost didn't block that, now I'm off balance I put my shield in front of my friends if you try to hit them [/QUOTE]
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