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<blockquote data-quote="Ahzad" data-source="post: 5197850" data-attributes="member: 4232"><p>there have been quite a few over the years. so much so that one player has taken it on himself to chronicle all the one liners and such that has made the table bust up over the years in a little notebook.</p><p></p><p>once while gaming in the FR, the players insist that during my description of Lady Alustriel as a pretty colored wiener shintzel which I totally deny. </p><p></p><p>one player i had who was playing a lizard man once said in reference to a npc's beauty that he prefers his women with egg bearing hips.</p><p></p><p>once shortly after i returned from overseas i was playing in a friends game with my brother who was playing a thief who for some reason was shape changed to look like Elminster. I had no idea i thought he was Elminster was sure why but I rolled with it having just jumped into the game. We were playing through an awesome Dungeon adventure called A Rose for Talakara. Anyway we were in the finally battle my mage had exhausted everything he had, the big bad was on the ropes and i yelled for my brother to cast a spell b/c i was tapped out. And he was like i'm a thief i don't cast spells. i was but you are elminster and he said i'm just disguised as him for the perks. guess i should've known that but in the heat of the battle i just didn't think about it. he kept using wands and such to emulate magic the whole time.</p><p></p><p>in another game we were introducing a friend into the game and during the battle another player kept trying kill him, and we were like Steve that's Gabe he's on our side, and he was I know that I want to kill the monster and kept pointing at Gabe's mini, and wash, rinse and repeat for about 10 minutes. for some reason he could grasp that Gabe's mini was on our side. cracked us up and still does when we all get together.</p><p></p><p>don't remember the context of this one but it was, What is the hardness of a dwarf?</p><p></p><p>I wish I had the notebook with me b/c there is a ton of little things but those are what i remember off the top of my head.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ahzad, post: 5197850, member: 4232"] there have been quite a few over the years. so much so that one player has taken it on himself to chronicle all the one liners and such that has made the table bust up over the years in a little notebook. once while gaming in the FR, the players insist that during my description of Lady Alustriel as a pretty colored wiener shintzel which I totally deny. one player i had who was playing a lizard man once said in reference to a npc's beauty that he prefers his women with egg bearing hips. once shortly after i returned from overseas i was playing in a friends game with my brother who was playing a thief who for some reason was shape changed to look like Elminster. I had no idea i thought he was Elminster was sure why but I rolled with it having just jumped into the game. We were playing through an awesome Dungeon adventure called A Rose for Talakara. Anyway we were in the finally battle my mage had exhausted everything he had, the big bad was on the ropes and i yelled for my brother to cast a spell b/c i was tapped out. And he was like i'm a thief i don't cast spells. i was but you are elminster and he said i'm just disguised as him for the perks. guess i should've known that but in the heat of the battle i just didn't think about it. he kept using wands and such to emulate magic the whole time. in another game we were introducing a friend into the game and during the battle another player kept trying kill him, and we were like Steve that's Gabe he's on our side, and he was I know that I want to kill the monster and kept pointing at Gabe's mini, and wash, rinse and repeat for about 10 minutes. for some reason he could grasp that Gabe's mini was on our side. cracked us up and still does when we all get together. don't remember the context of this one but it was, What is the hardness of a dwarf? I wish I had the notebook with me b/c there is a ton of little things but those are what i remember off the top of my head. [/QUOTE]
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