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<blockquote data-quote="redneckgeorge" data-source="post: 10723" data-attributes="member: 236"><p>George emerges from his wagon and stretches from his beauty sleep. He gives himself a good scratch or two, then looks about. That is when he spots it.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>"Holy sheep sh-t. It's done and just in time to."</strong></em> George exclaims as he runs back into the house and grabs some readin material.</p><p></p><p>George starts to head towards the john when he sees it. His eyes widen and he drops his magazines.</p><p></p><p><em>"What in tarnations is this?"</em> George says as he looks at the padlock.</p><p></p><p>George temples begin to turn red and smoke billows from his ears as he tries figure out how to remove the lock. He goes and gets a crowbar and tries it to no success. Next he gets a BFH and hammers away at it leaving more marks in the wood then in the lock. All of a sudden a very tiny light bulb appears above his head. George runs around back of his wagon. He comes back around with a stick of dynamite.</p><p></p><p><em>"I'll be sittin on the throne shortly."</em> George says as he places the stick of dynamite on the lock and lights it.</p><p></p><p>George steps back a couple of feet and watches. </p><p></p><p><strong>KABOOOOOOOM[/i]</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The dynamite explodes sending George flying through the air and landing in the nearby scummy swim hole.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>"Whooowheeee. That thar was one heck of a ride. I havn't had that murch fun since me and my brother/uncle/cousin were out wrastlin pigs in our skivies."</em></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>George walks back up to the outhouse. The door has been blown clean off and the outhouse tilts a little now to. George smiles as he picks up his magazines and sits on the throne.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>"AHHH, success. Well look at the view I have from here now."</em> he says as he sits on his throne.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="redneckgeorge, post: 10723, member: 236"] George emerges from his wagon and stretches from his beauty sleep. He gives himself a good scratch or two, then looks about. That is when he spots it. [i][b]"Holy sheep sh-t. It's done and just in time to."[/b][/i] George exclaims as he runs back into the house and grabs some readin material. George starts to head towards the john when he sees it. His eyes widen and he drops his magazines. [i]"What in tarnations is this?"[/i] George says as he looks at the padlock. George temples begin to turn red and smoke billows from his ears as he tries figure out how to remove the lock. He goes and gets a crowbar and tries it to no success. Next he gets a BFH and hammers away at it leaving more marks in the wood then in the lock. All of a sudden a very tiny light bulb appears above his head. George runs around back of his wagon. He comes back around with a stick of dynamite. [i]"I'll be sittin on the throne shortly."[/i] George says as he places the stick of dynamite on the lock and lights it. George steps back a couple of feet and watches. [b]KABOOOOOOOM[/i] The dynamite explodes sending George flying through the air and landing in the nearby scummy swim hole. [i]"Whooowheeee. That thar was one heck of a ride. I havn't had that murch fun since me and my brother/uncle/cousin were out wrastlin pigs in our skivies."[/i] George walks back up to the outhouse. The door has been blown clean off and the outhouse tilts a little now to. George smiles as he picks up his magazines and sits on the throne. [i]"AHHH, success. Well look at the view I have from here now."[/i] he says as he sits on his throne.[/b] [/QUOTE]
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