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<blockquote data-quote="redneckgeorge" data-source="post: 1824" data-attributes="member: 236"><p>As you walk along the road you come to a terrible sight along side the road. You see a sign that reads:<strong>George's Not So Mobile Home Park. </strong></p><p></p><p>You see a beat up old wagon on blocks. There are two signs out front that read:<strong>No Womans Aloud!</strong> and <strong>Moonshine fur sales!</strong>. There is a rickety porch coming off of the wagon. The lawn looks to be about a foot high, with cans and bottles thrown about. There are a couple of lawn chairs on the porch and a cooler between them. On the side of the house you find broken wagon wheels laying up against the wagon. </p><p></p><p>Outback you here a chug,chug,slurp,swish. When you turn the corner there is a strange machine at work. After careful examination of it you see it is making a clear liquid and putting it in large glass bottles. You see a sign that reads 'Old Bessie' the best moonshine making machine. </p><p></p><p>As you come back around to the front there is a guy standing on the front porch scratching himself and drinking a beer. He sees you and smiles with a toothless grin. </p><p></p><p><em>"Watch can I's dos fur ya?"</em> as he lifts a leg and lets out a loud one and starts to laugh. </p><p></p><p><em>"Damn should of had you pull my finger."</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="redneckgeorge, post: 1824, member: 236"] As you walk along the road you come to a terrible sight along side the road. You see a sign that reads:[b]George's Not So Mobile Home Park. [/b] You see a beat up old wagon on blocks. There are two signs out front that read:[b]No Womans Aloud![/b] and [b]Moonshine fur sales![/b]. There is a rickety porch coming off of the wagon. The lawn looks to be about a foot high, with cans and bottles thrown about. There are a couple of lawn chairs on the porch and a cooler between them. On the side of the house you find broken wagon wheels laying up against the wagon. Outback you here a chug,chug,slurp,swish. When you turn the corner there is a strange machine at work. After careful examination of it you see it is making a clear liquid and putting it in large glass bottles. You see a sign that reads 'Old Bessie' the best moonshine making machine. As you come back around to the front there is a guy standing on the front porch scratching himself and drinking a beer. He sees you and smiles with a toothless grin. [i]"Watch can I's dos fur ya?"[/i] as he lifts a leg and lets out a loud one and starts to laugh. [i]"Damn should of had you pull my finger."[/i] [/QUOTE]
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