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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 8926049" data-attributes="member: 508"><p>To the Esteemed Bard, Holyrood Carp,</p><p></p><p>With this next song I return to singing the praises of our adventuring band. With luck, it will further expand knowledge of our exploits and further our fame. But I fear this is likely the last such song on this topic; in future, I will attempt to expand the field a bit and sing of other aspects of the life of an adventurer.</p><p></p><p>The lyrics follow:</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"> I wanna tell you all a story ‘bout adventurers both brave and bold</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> And the folks of Ghourmand Vale always feel comfort when this story’s told</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> They call themselves the Trained Professional Adventurers and to this day</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> There’s been nothing put before them that could stop Ghourmand Vale’s TPA</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Their unofficial leader’s a half-elf paladin named Harlan</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> And all the pretty young single women dream of him calling them “darlin’”</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> But I hate to break your hearts, my dears, when I tell you you won’t get your way</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> ‘Cause Harlan’s just too focused on leading Ghourmand Vale’s TPA</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Chaevaris is a wood elf and she’s quite the well-accomplished archer</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> It was from Greyhawk City that she made a rather hasty departure</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> But it worked out for the best that everything turned out just that way</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> For she’s the greatest long-range threat in the Ghourmand Vale TPA</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum is a halfling and a well-valued part of the team</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> She’s always up for an exciting adventure, or dare, or wild scheme</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> And she’s as eager as any of the others to jump into the fray</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum’s made a place for herself in Ghourmand Vale’s TPA</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Alistair is a spellcaster who still carries the Pastlethwaite name</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> He’s made quite a mark for himself in the respected adventuring game</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> And if you ever see him surprised he’ll surely exclaim out loud, “I say!”</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> But he’s the noted spellcasting expert in Ghourmand Vale’s own TPA</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> So, there you have the basics on the whole mighty team and I’m just here to say:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Nobody brings the action like the Ghourmand Vale's own TPA</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> No, nobody brings the action like the Ghourmand Vale's own TPA</p><p></p><p>I hope you don't mind this final description of our little group, after having already written a song about each of us in turn.</p><p></p><p>With Fond Regards,</p><p></p><p>Alistair Mandelberen Pastlethwaite</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Richards, post: 8926049, member: 508"] To the Esteemed Bard, Holyrood Carp, With this next song I return to singing the praises of our adventuring band. With luck, it will further expand knowledge of our exploits and further our fame. But I fear this is likely the last such song on this topic; in future, I will attempt to expand the field a bit and sing of other aspects of the life of an adventurer. The lyrics follow: [INDENT] I wanna tell you all a story ‘bout adventurers both brave and bold[/INDENT] [INDENT] And the folks of Ghourmand Vale always feel comfort when this story’s told[/INDENT] [INDENT] They call themselves the Trained Professional Adventurers and to this day[/INDENT] [INDENT] There’s been nothing put before them that could stop Ghourmand Vale’s TPA[/INDENT] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] Their unofficial leader’s a half-elf paladin named Harlan[/INDENT] [INDENT] And all the pretty young single women dream of him calling them “darlin’”[/INDENT] [INDENT] But I hate to break your hearts, my dears, when I tell you you won’t get your way[/INDENT] [INDENT] ‘Cause Harlan’s just too focused on leading Ghourmand Vale’s TPA[/INDENT] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] Chaevaris is a wood elf and she’s quite the well-accomplished archer[/INDENT] [INDENT] It was from Greyhawk City that she made a rather hasty departure[/INDENT] [INDENT] But it worked out for the best that everything turned out just that way[/INDENT] [INDENT] For she’s the greatest long-range threat in the Ghourmand Vale TPA[/INDENT] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum is a halfling and a well-valued part of the team[/INDENT] [INDENT] She’s always up for an exciting adventure, or dare, or wild scheme[/INDENT] [INDENT] And she’s as eager as any of the others to jump into the fray[/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum’s made a place for herself in Ghourmand Vale’s TPA[/INDENT] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] Alistair is a spellcaster who still carries the Pastlethwaite name[/INDENT] [INDENT] He’s made quite a mark for himself in the respected adventuring game[/INDENT] [INDENT] And if you ever see him surprised he’ll surely exclaim out loud, “I say!”[/INDENT] [INDENT] But he’s the noted spellcasting expert in Ghourmand Vale’s own TPA[/INDENT] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] So, there you have the basics on the whole mighty team and I’m just here to say:[/INDENT] [INDENT] Nobody brings the action like the Ghourmand Vale's own TPA[/INDENT] [INDENT] No, nobody brings the action like the Ghourmand Vale's own TPA[/INDENT] I hope you don't mind this final description of our little group, after having already written a song about each of us in turn. With Fond Regards, Alistair Mandelberen Pastlethwaite [/QUOTE]
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