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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 8955990" data-attributes="member: 508"><p><strong>INTERLUDE: WHY ARE THERE NO TOILETS AT ADVENTURING SITES? SONG</strong></p><p></p><p>To the Esteemed Bard, Holyrood Carp,</p><p></p><p>I hope all is well with you and you have continued to enjoy success with your performances. This next song I've written is a bit of a departure from the others, focusing not on any individuals but rather an aspect of adventuring to which not many outside the field will have likely given much thought.</p><p></p><p>The lyrics follow:</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"> The life of an adventurer can be pretty rough</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> You see a lot of fighting and you've got to be tough</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> But there's an aspect of the job that quite frankly bites:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> An owlbear's been attacking travelers on the road</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> You track him down to his lair, fight him in his abode</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> And by the time you've slain him, you have made quite a mess</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Then you feel some gastrointestinal distress</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Adventuring is fun but that's not one of the heights</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Adventurers complain, be they swashbucklers or knights:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> You camp on the side of the road for weeks at a time</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> You often find yourself covered in sweat and with grime</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> But these are merely irritants, what really incites:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> The indignities of adventurers are beyond belief</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Do your business behind a tree and wipe with a leaf</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> It isn't life-or-death, merely just one of our plights:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?</p><p></p><p>I wish you continued success with your enjoyable performances.</p><p></p><p>With Fond Regards,</p><p></p><p>Alistair Mandelberen Pastlethwaite</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Richards, post: 8955990, member: 508"] [b]INTERLUDE: WHY ARE THERE NO TOILETS AT ADVENTURING SITES? SONG[/b] To the Esteemed Bard, Holyrood Carp, I hope all is well with you and you have continued to enjoy success with your performances. This next song I've written is a bit of a departure from the others, focusing not on any individuals but rather an aspect of adventuring to which not many outside the field will have likely given much thought. The lyrics follow: [INDENT] The life of an adventurer can be pretty rough[/INDENT] [INDENT] You see a lot of fighting and you've got to be tough[/INDENT] [INDENT] But there's an aspect of the job that quite frankly bites:[/INDENT] [INDENT] Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] An owlbear's been attacking travelers on the road[/INDENT] [INDENT] You track him down to his lair, fight him in his abode[/INDENT] [INDENT] And by the time you've slain him, you have made quite a mess[/INDENT] [INDENT] Then you feel some gastrointestinal distress[/INDENT] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?[/INDENT] [INDENT] Adventuring is fun but that's not one of the heights[/INDENT] [INDENT] Adventurers complain, be they swashbucklers or knights:[/INDENT] [INDENT] Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] You camp on the side of the road for weeks at a time[/INDENT] [INDENT] You often find yourself covered in sweat and with grime[/INDENT] [INDENT] But these are merely irritants, what really incites:[/INDENT] [INDENT] Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] The indignities of adventurers are beyond belief[/INDENT] [INDENT] Do your business behind a tree and wipe with a leaf[/INDENT] [INDENT] It isn't life-or-death, merely just one of our plights:[/INDENT] [INDENT] Why are there no toilets at adventuring sites?[/INDENT] I wish you continued success with your enjoyable performances. With Fond Regards, Alistair Mandelberen Pastlethwaite [/QUOTE]
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