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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 9138194" data-attributes="member: 508"><p><strong>INTERLUDE: THE TOPSY-CURVY CLUB SONG</strong></p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">The Topsy-Curvy Club is just the same as you might guess:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">There's lots of lovely ladies and they're in states of undress</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And none of them seems bothered by the position they're in</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Dancing up on stage there and exposing lots of skin</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And judging from the catcalls and the whistles from the crowd</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">This is actually encouraged, not merely just allowed</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And word has it that if you have the extra coins to flow</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">They'll take you to a room in back and give a private show</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">They've alcoholic beverages with prices quite askew</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But you pay not just for the drinks but also for the view</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Most taverns provide cheaper drinks; you're free to go to those</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But the serving wenches working there are wearing all their clothes</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Not so at Topsy-Curvy Club: the women there have taste</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">They've made their own decision: no clothes above the waist</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And as they gyrate on the stage, their bodies lithe and warm</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">No customer has yet to gripe about their uniform</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">The building that they're in is under brand new management</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">T'was the Wild Coast Social Club - we're not sure where they went</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But they were quite exclusive: members only, and no guests</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And even if you snuck inside, you'd see no unclad breasts</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">The ladies working here are all limber and statuesque</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">They put on quite a show; the proper term is a burlesque</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But best to stay away if you're in any way a prude</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Or if you get your dander up at dancers in the nude</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And at the Topsy-Curvy Club, they love to throw a bash</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And everyone is welcome - long as they have the cash</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">You want to host a party here? Why, they've got just the thing</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">A sexy dancer on the stage, wearing a scant G-string</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">They're always glad to see you, if your coin purse is quite loaded</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But when your money's gone, you'll find your welcome has eroded</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And when you're shown the door you'll be as sad as you can be</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">So start to scrape together the next evening's entry fee</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Richards, post: 9138194, member: 508"] [b]INTERLUDE: THE TOPSY-CURVY CLUB SONG[/b] [INDENT]The Topsy-Curvy Club is just the same as you might guess:[/INDENT] [INDENT]There's lots of lovely ladies and they're in states of undress[/INDENT] [INDENT]And none of them seems bothered by the position they're in[/INDENT] [INDENT]Dancing up on stage there and exposing lots of skin[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]And judging from the catcalls and the whistles from the crowd[/INDENT] [INDENT]This is actually encouraged, not merely just allowed[/INDENT] [INDENT]And word has it that if you have the extra coins to flow[/INDENT] [INDENT]They'll take you to a room in back and give a private show[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]They've alcoholic beverages with prices quite askew[/INDENT] [INDENT]But you pay not just for the drinks but also for the view[/INDENT] [INDENT]Most taverns provide cheaper drinks; you're free to go to those[/INDENT] [INDENT]But the serving wenches working there are wearing all their clothes[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]Not so at Topsy-Curvy Club: the women there have taste[/INDENT] [INDENT]They've made their own decision: no clothes above the waist[/INDENT] [INDENT]And as they gyrate on the stage, their bodies lithe and warm[/INDENT] [INDENT]No customer has yet to gripe about their uniform[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]The building that they're in is under brand new management[/INDENT] [INDENT]T'was the Wild Coast Social Club - we're not sure where they went[/INDENT] [INDENT]But they were quite exclusive: members only, and no guests[/INDENT] [INDENT]And even if you snuck inside, you'd see no unclad breasts[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]The ladies working here are all limber and statuesque[/INDENT] [INDENT]They put on quite a show; the proper term is a burlesque[/INDENT] [INDENT]But best to stay away if you're in any way a prude[/INDENT] [INDENT]Or if you get your dander up at dancers in the nude[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]And at the Topsy-Curvy Club, they love to throw a bash[/INDENT] [INDENT]And everyone is welcome - long as they have the cash[/INDENT] [INDENT]You want to host a party here? Why, they've got just the thing[/INDENT] [INDENT]A sexy dancer on the stage, wearing a scant G-string[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]They're always glad to see you, if your coin purse is quite loaded[/INDENT] [INDENT]But when your money's gone, you'll find your welcome has eroded[/INDENT] [INDENT]And when you're shown the door you'll be as sad as you can be[/INDENT] [INDENT]So start to scrape together the next evening's entry fee[/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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